Food Stamp Friday: Able Bodied Unemployed Weed Salesman/Director/Producer Throwing Food Stamp Neighborhood Barbecue In Worcester
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It’s Food Stamp Friday, and this week we’ve got a food stamp scam we’ve never seen before – the food stamp barbecue:
Well this is certainly different. At least he’s not trying to profit off of it. This is just general, all-around government waste. Kapo Jones is an able-bodied grown ass man who naturally receives government assistance, because God forbid he get a job. He is originally from Worcester and is a “self-employed,” Muslim, father, entrepreneur, manager, actor, host, director, producer, and a partridge in a pear tree.
So it’s a good thing our tax dollars are financing his generous community barbecues.
How does Kapo generate revenue for his self employment? Apparently by walking around Worcester and filming himself selling weed with his employees:
Then they smoke blunts outside of the most glamorous place in the Woo – the Pickle Barrel:
Then they sit on Main Street all day grinding up the good shit on dollar bills so people can see the product:
Shockingly on a Friday at 10:30 AM he does not have to work and you can find him walking around, sporting his favorite Chicago Bulls gear, and interviewing some of the finest intellectuals he can find:
Then he kind of just drives around, filming himself rapping along to the music in his car as he watches other people partake in actual physical activity:
Oh, and when he’s not shooting ghettofabulous Worcester documentary videos, he’s filming himself driving to one of the Bay State’s other crown jewels – Lawrence!
But yea, we can never make any cuts to food stamps. Ever. Because God forbid grown, abled bodied men like Kapo have to pay for their own iPhones, tattoos, boxed liquor, or Chicago Bulls swag. After all, this is Jim McGovern’s voting base:
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