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Food Stamp Friday: Able Bodied Unemployed Weed Salesman/Director/Producer Throwing Food Stamp Neighborhood Barbecue In Worcester 

Food Stamp Friday: Able Bodied Unemployed Weed Salesman/Director/Producer Throwing Food Stamp Neighborhood Barbecue In Worcester

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It’s Food Stamp Friday, and this week we’ve got a food stamp scam we’ve never seen before – the food stamp barbecue:

Well this is certainly different. At least he’s not trying to profit off of it. This is just general, all-around government waste. Kapo Jones is an able-bodied grown ass man who naturally receives government assistance, because God forbid he get a job. He is originally from Worcester and is a “self-employed,” Muslim, father, entrepreneur, manager, actor, host, director, producer, and a partridge in a pear tree.

So it’s a good thing our tax dollars are financing his generous community barbecues.

How does Kapo generate revenue for his self employment? Apparently by walking around Worcester and filming himself selling weed with his employees:

Then they smoke blunts outside of the most glamorous place in the Woo – the Pickle Barrel:

Then they sit on Main Street all day grinding up the good shit on dollar bills so people can see the product:

Shockingly on a Friday at 10:30 AM he does not have to work and you can find him walking around, sporting his favorite Chicago Bulls gear, and interviewing some of the finest intellectuals he can find:

Then he kind of just drives around, filming himself rapping along to the music in his car as he watches other people partake in actual physical activity:

Oh, and when he’s not shooting ghettofabulous Worcester documentary videos, he’s filming himself driving to one of the Bay State’s other crown jewels – Lawrence!

But yea, we can never make any cuts to food stamps. Ever. Because God forbid grown, abled bodied men like Kapo have to pay for their own iPhones, tattoos, boxed liquor, or Chicago Bulls swag. After all, this is Jim McGovern’s voting base:


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  • Charisma Beauty
    August 4, 2017 at 3:46 pm

    What a pathetic pile of shit he is. The only bigger piles of shit are the morons who give the taxpayers’ money to shit like this.

  • Chip Striker
    August 4, 2017 at 3:09 pm

    I hate how in his profile he refers to himself as a”man”….not even close boy. Get a job you filthy animal.

    Can’t work, well we know what that means to the minority’s, they won’t work, but have kids, tattoos, in this case gay top hats etc…

    All The generations before us must be rolling in their graves these days knowing what the minority’s are doing to a country they built.

    What a shame.

  • Nemo Me Impugne Lacessit
    August 4, 2017 at 2:13 pm

    I think I downloaded the wrong version of Vivaldi’s Four Seasons. Still recorded by the Royal Philharmonic, but the Spring adagio is way too fast. Can anyone in this forum help me? There’s a great recording circa 1988 but I can’t seem to find it. If not not I’ll be forced to sip some port and reread Twelf Night or What You Will; while listening to yet another inferior version of the Brandenburg Concertos!

    • Sonny's Mom
      August 4, 2017 at 3:26 pm

      Doubtless you’re referring to the dub mix version, recently released on the Jammin’ Eurabia label? /sarc

    • Too Tall Tim
      August 7, 2017 at 12:50 am

      Have you tried the version by John Harrison with the Wichita State University Chamber Players? I found their Vivaldi quite satisfactory, even though they’re domestic. but perhaps that’s a plus, you know, in the spirit of “Buy American” and all that. I’m under the impression it’s from 2014 but I’m not quite certain.
      Ta, for now

  • Deportation
    August 4, 2017 at 1:52 pm

    He reminds me of my own Hispanic neighbors. Let me give you an idea:

    They don’t work, frequently run around the house wearing costumes or topless, get into screaming battles with one another, throw all-nighter parties during the week and blast their music loud enough to keep our neighborhood awake with them, frequently have similarly unemployed dealers “coming through” our neighborhood in nicer cars than we can afford as individuals with full-time jobs, often swear at their children, referring to them as “fucking niggas,” and are constantly smoking so much weed that we end up smelling it in our own house (three houses down). They are animals – and that’s putting it lightly.

    • Nemo Me Impugne Lacessit
      August 4, 2017 at 2:03 pm

      That’s unfortunate – I don’t have any such neighbors in my environs. Do you think it’s a function of ethnicity/country of origin or a matter of socio-economics?

      • Deportation
        August 4, 2017 at 3:02 pm

        I think it’s both honestly. Maybe they have their own societal “norms” from their home countries, but it’s not the way we do things here. They aren’t made to face repercussions and they’re allowed to act like animals. Nature/nurture. Doesn’t help when they come over here and further create a generation of welfare slugs, either. At that point it’s generational. Fucking Ricans.

        • Deportation
          August 4, 2017 at 3:49 pm

          As a woman, imagine if I went over to Saudi Arabia (or wherever this applies) and ran around in a bikini. My differing cultural behavior would not be tolerated, and I’d likely get shot or beheaded. In America, though, their delinquent behaviors are welcomed, tolerated, and accommodated. “Press 2 for English.”

        • Abe
          August 4, 2017 at 5:22 pm

          Deport: What neighborhood?

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    August 4, 2017 at 1:31 pm

    Dude looks like a black leprechaun.

  • JoeMomma
    August 4, 2017 at 1:09 pm

    So why does a Florida resident have a Massachusetts EBT card?
    Just another anecdote……

    • The McGovern Crime Family
      August 4, 2017 at 2:08 pm

      As long as he votes the way we pay him to then it’s a moot issue.

    • Sonny's Mom
      August 4, 2017 at 3:32 pm

      “I-Team: Millions Of Dollars In Mass. Welfare Benefits Spent Out Of State”
      May 7, 2014 – cbslocal.com

  • Pete
    August 4, 2017 at 12:48 pm

    Good shot with the Florida tag in view.

  • phong
    August 4, 2017 at 12:26 pm

    The bestest Nuslims have crosses tatooed on theys fourheadicles

  • Must be nice
    August 4, 2017 at 12:08 pm

    Moslem…that’s all you had to say, didn’t you know that’s the new food stamp scam with these neanderthals? They claim moslem on their app and anyone at JFS is terrified of a lawsuit. He most likely claims he’s married to 4 hoodrats but they all live seperate so each one of them gets the stamps too, for whatever reason they get more. This one looks like a certified winner

  • HeyTanya!
    August 4, 2017 at 12:01 pm

    But, of course ‘Tanya Original’ from your insurance car scam blog would be listed on his fb friends list.

  • LocalYokel
    August 4, 2017 at 11:30 am

    Wow that weed looks awesome, if it was like 2000.

    • LocalYokel
      August 4, 2017 at 11:35 am

      Also, isn’t smoking haram in his so called ‘religion of peace’? If weed isn’t, the tobacco blunt wrap sure is.

      • KJDS
        August 4, 2017 at 12:45 pm

        Tattoos are also haram. 🙂

        • Abe
          August 4, 2017 at 5:30 pm

          A cross between his eyes is also a wee bit out of place for Islam as well. BS.

      • Sonny's Mom
        August 4, 2017 at 3:03 pm

        Kapo has authorized me to translate his Message to Worcester: “Salaam y’all! Civilizational jihad and Friday prayers– sweeeet!”

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