This classy lady is Ida Christine Williams, and she is planning a baby shower for herself.
You can tell it’s going to be a super classy affair, because this is how she put out invites:
And because she’s having a shower for what is definitely not the first crotch fruit she’s fired off from her baby cannon:
And….well….all of this:
So naturally, while planning a celebration for the imminent of arrival of the newest addition to your litter o’ critters with your newest baby daddy and all of your friends currently out on parole, there is only one catering option that will do:
Foodstamps, baby! Half on the dollar!
She’s clearly in need and missing meals here.
And she really, really, really needs someone to “sale” her those stamps, guys. Her high class event depends on it.
“I don’t wanna pay cash for food.” Of course you don’t.
Unfortunately she hasn’t had any luck yet, and her ratchet scholar friends have deduced it must be because it’s tax refund season, naturally. The handout cup doth runneth over this time of the year, and in this bounty of welfare handouts, the ratchets are holding on to their tax payer funded money for food, to maximize their taxpayer funded cash windfall.
Jaylo had an innovative solution – shoplift your baby shower spread from Wal-Mart!
But alas, apparently Wal-Mart has “caught on” to blatant shoplifting. Bummer. It’s a really good thing welfare abuse is just a myth, and that Ida-Ho over here hasn’t been feeding herself to the point of obesity by purchasing other people’s benefits for at least 5 years, or anything.
I guess that explains why it appears she’s been anticipating March 1st since February 11th, actually.
But tragically, there’s just too much free money to go around right now, so I guess Ida is just going to have to suck it up and buy her baby shower prepackaged cupcakes, Cheetos and Malta with her E.I.C tax refund instead.
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