• Free Turtleboy Shirt To Whoever Names The Butthole Brockton Plow Driver That Got His Entire  Company Fired For Burying In Kids Shoveling Their Family Driveway



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    Ah, Brockton. Land of the raging asshole. If you ever drive around there – people just walk in front of your car. It doesn’t matter if you’re going 45. It doesn’t matter if there is a crosswalk. It’s just a bunch of people with a death wish. The sense of aggressive entitlement is almost too much to deal with if you’re unfortunate enough to be there for an extended period of time. 

    However, seems to have taken on a different form during the snowstorm. A douche plow driver, who was contracted by the city, decided to show his ass to a 21 year-old kid, and his little brother, when he plowed them in to the driveway they were shoveling.
    Here, watch.

    Now, the kid apparently asked the guy to not shove snow in the space he was clearing. The snow from this storm was some of the heaviest I’ve ever experienced. It’s not too much of an ask to just be like “man, can you throw me a bit of sympathy here?”

    Mr. Plowprick didn’t like that, took his plow, covered the end of the driveway, and left a great portion in the street. We get it. You have a small wang, and the only way you feel like a man, is to be a douche. 
    Alright, I’m just going to come out and say it, I want this guys name and I’m willing to throw a free Turtleboy t-shirt at whoever sells him down river first. Hit the inbox, fam. I’ll give this jack ass a lesson.

    These kids weren’t out doing drugs, robbing people, acting a bitch. They were shoveling the family driveway.

    I get that it’s frustrating when you just finish and the plows come by. It doesn’t hurt to ask the plow driver if you happen to be outside while they come by. It’s part of living in New England. There are even instructions on how to avoid it. 

    What this guy did was crap all over a bunch of kids to prove that he was a hard ass. The father posted the surveillance video online, people went crazy, and Mayor Blumpkin Carpenter caught wind of it. He terminated the company’s contact with the city. I personally think a shit-canning of the dude would have been enough. However, Blumpkin Carpenter has an election coming up and this guy needs all the good PR he can get.

    Now, I’m not sure how this dude’s name has been omitted from every. single. news. outlet. around here, but you know who is getting the brunt of the kickback? The kids.

    Oh yeah, I had to tell Turtleboss that it was 50/50 consensus of blame on the Brockton Hub! People were actually defending the plow driver for being a brute. Look at these animals: 

    I guess if you don’t agree with any of these people you can eat a bag of dicks. But here’s the thing: Even if the kid pissed the guy off its his job to be professional. How many times have you wanted to lunge over a counter at someone being an ass to you? Maybe a million. You don’t because you’re paid to do a job and keep your temper.

    It’s not the kids fault this guy had -15 professionalism, was probably up for 20 hours, and popping rage-adderal like in the movies. But nah, let’s blame the kid anyways. Because we all know how uncool it is to say a negative word about a service employee these days. Give me a break. He doesn’t get to miss out on a shaming just because the mainstream media is too lazy to find out who he is!

    You ever have someone cut you off? You speed up just so you can see the muhfuckers face? Look them in the eyes?It’s like that. I’m serious. A free T-shirt to whoever messages us with this guy’s name. Bonus points if you’ve got a picture of him. Do your thing turtles!

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    Discussion

    1. Tentpig


      What kind of idiot shovels the end of their driveway before the plows have finished plowing the street? If I were the plow driver, I would have called for a front-end loader to come in and dump a nice 5 ton pile of slushy crap at the end of the driveway. Plow drivers work hard enough without needing to put up with crap from these self-entitled dickweeds.

      1. SnowflakeDouchecanoe


        Yep. Agree.

        Sorry TB this little precious snowflake needed to wait, like the rest of the entire state does, for the plow to finish.

        Now we ask plow drivers” please don’t plow in my driveway”? WTFFF

      2. Strata


        I’m GLAD the Mayor shit canned the company and I hope the driver was fired. Regardless of who was right or wrong, you don’t pull a reckless stunt like that with a 2 ton vehicle. And if you can’t keep your composure then your an a-hole who needs another line of work (not around people).

      3. Cuck Caller


        The person whose father needs to get out of the driveway to pick up his mother from work.

        Did you even read the article you cuck?

    2. Talisman


      Blumpkin? Yeah, I’d get my name changed.

    3. X


      The plower needs to get plowed. That pic of Michael Pudge Demulis bulging eyes make me to bury him in a mountain of snow.

    4. WouldntULike2Know


      Wasnt able to see the video for whatever reason, but if the kid really was asking to not be plowed in, whats so upsetting about that? Wait until their done plowing? That can take all day, and working people dont have all damn day to wait. The plows around here didnt even show up until sundown. I agree, some shoveling of your own is required, but in this case, the driver was being a dick and that’s just not okay. The kid was out there, shoveling. So what are ppl mad about? Kids these days get shit for doing nothing AND doing something? How does that work?

      Now that I know lots of plow drivers do this intentionally though, it makes me wonder about my step dad, who got plowed in 3 times and had to keep digging himself out. Shit, they did a half ass job on my street and parking lot. (Glad they were paid in full for their sloppiness.) Anyway, they get paid to plow. If you dont like driving all day or night, and cant handle a kid asking a question, dont be a plow driver. It’s no excuse to be a dick.

    5. Tommie the loser sucks


      Wait so the entire company was fired because the guy lost his temper doing that pretty tough job? I’d say they’re even. I will say the kid isn’t an ahole – kids do dumb things. You know who is a dick? Michael Pudge.

      1. X


        He can’t find his dick in his pudge.

      2. Linda


        Except he isn’t a kid. He’s 21 friggin years old. And still a punk ass.
        TWENTY ONE.

    6. Brad


      Plow driver’s response was vindictive and out of line, plain and simple. There are very courteous plow drivers; one used to go out of his way to plow the snow from in front of my mother’s car. But this guy was not one of them.

    7. Overpaiddrivers


      Plow drivers in general are a bunch of assholes. Think cuz they got a blade in the front of the truck they rule the road. 99% of the time it’s the only job they can do. Sorry if sitting on your ass and driving is a really difficult job for you.

    8. Publius


      I got a feeling the language used was NOT what was printed. And 21 is a man. Cant wait for driver to be named.

    9. Richard Move


      The kid was being a dick in the first part. Saw this video last night and loved it. Those guys have a tough job keeping our streets open during the snow storms. It sucks when they come as you’re shoveling but I’ve delt with it like a zillion times in my life cuz well, that’s how it goes. Refusing to move is a dick move. Shocked he didn’t just keep going the first time. Moral of the story? Don’t play chicken with sleep deprived plow guys. Btw the mayors a pussy for firing the whole company. Clearly a political statement and wouldn’t have done it if were the middle of winter.

      1. Prof. Crabwell


        By your reasoning, anytime a person in front of me in the check-out of the supermarket annoys me, I have the right to dump my cart on them, particularly if I’m sleep-deprived. The driver was wrong and certainly unprofessional.

    10. John


      Penn DOT gives valuable info about shoveling driveways. Never read it once in my life. Mass DOT, no info, just a bunch of fat and lazy employees who may work up to four hours a day max.

      1. SemenTrebuchet


        Massachusetts is supposed to have the best educational system in the United States.

        Do they need to teach kids the proper way to shovel snow now?

        Or is it just too much to ask them to use something called “common sense”… like… Don’t shovel the driveway until the plows have finished plowing your road, because you’re going to get plowed in if you do.

        Duh.

    11. Plow Drivers Suck


      It’s simple psychology, really. When you ask/tell someone not to do something, they are going to do it. It’s just how it works. Yeah, the plow driver is an asshole – most are. Personally, I wouldn’t have said anything to the driver.

      1. Light my fire


        It’s like telling the cook how to do his job. Never ends well.

    12. Fiesty Turtle Lady


      Everytime I read anything that Michael Pudge guy writes I want to troll him so bad but I doubt he would be bother very much. By the looks of it he wad part of a band in high school and popped his own facial pimples on the way home from school on the short bus.

      I’m almost positive he lives in his mother’s basement. No way this guy lives a normal life.

      He’s so fucking annoying. One of the very few people I dislike on Brockton Hub’s FB.

      1. South Shore Turtlegirl


        Anyone who calls themselves “Pudge” probably rolls in their own excrement.

    13. tngsucks


      Entire company probably got fired because that was the owner.

    14. Gronkmonster


      Yeah company fired LOL..Will be back with a slightly different name next storm if they even get canned for real..Worcester fires a few guys a year..AKA move them to a different part of the city

      You can tell the people who have never plowed snow before..For one you have a city employee that signs your time slip at the end of the storm..That is after he checks to make sure you are plowed to the curbs and drains opened if he requests it ect..So all you little snow flakes who go out during the storm and give us the evil eye because you just shoveled out your pruis and threw all the snow in the road and I come by and push the snow back..I have no choice!!! While I may get a slight inner chuckle pushing it back I really only want one thing..TO GO HOME and I can not do that when all you ass clowns keep throwing the snow back out..And actually it just ends up costing you..its your tax dollars paying me

      I can not tell he plow supervisor “Libtard turtle says I should give people a break” So I only plowed a 6 foot strip down the center of the 18 foot wide road so that everyone will be happy…Then he can do a story on the shitty the roads are after the storm LMAO

      Also I can not push all of the snow from your side of the street to the other like you think I can..I can not magically make all the snow end up at the end of the street instead of in front of your driveway..I have two choices left and right..Half goes one way half goes the other that is as fair as it can get for everyone

      Going out to shovel when we are still going around is just a dumb fuck thing to do..Wait till we are done then throw your crap back in the street and whine about how horrible the roads are the next day

    15. Justice


      Anyone who defends that plowprick is an asshole. The company he works for should fire him immediately. Afterall, he lost the contract for them. Identifying the plow company should do it. Post the phone number and let the TurtleRiders do the rest. Call and call and call until they fire that fatass 30something blond gravy dumpster behind the wheel of that truck.

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