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Freetown Fap Weasel Who Threatened To Kill New Bedford Narcotics Detectives In Emoji Ebonics Is A Ratchet Cornucopia 

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Meet Betty DeMoranville of Freetown.

Have mercy. She looks like she smells like expired ravioli in a can of broken dreams.

Unfortunately Freetown borders both Fall River and New Bedford, and she is all the visual evidence you need to see that if Trump is going to build a wall, he needs to build it around Freetown. She must’ve moved to New Bedford because, ya know, that’s where all the welfare is.

You’ll never guess how old she is either.

32. I shit you not. That is the hardest 32 in the history of 32. Although in New Bedford years that’s 84, so it kind of makes sense once you think about it.

This weekend she had a Valentine’s Day shopping trip with “my man” at Walgreens, and was planning on picking up some melatonin there when two New Bedford narcotics detective asked her a question because…..ya know……

Surprisingly she did not appreciate this and aired her grievances on the Facebook machine.

“Candy camera.”

And, I’m dead.

“PIG N WORDS they are, watch out ppl there real dicks cuz they got a bad and gun come see me with one I’ll show u up.”

These gonorrhea ghettoturds have mastered the art of speaking in ebonic emojis too. I feel like all Turtleboy bloggers should be required to take a class in it so we can interpret what this means.

So…..two cops, one of who is white. You take two guns, and shoot them in the head. Then they turn into pigs and a you get to see what’s in box #3. You open it up and it’s the color of caucasian skin, then you find out it’s female, meaning it’s her who killed the cops, so she starts laughing uncontrollably, and then you get to see what’s in box #4.

I think? I dunno, I don’t have my Master’s Degree from the Salter school like this fap weasel, whose Facebook bio is like a ratchet LinkedIn template.

  • Took regular kid names, gave them to her crotch fruits, and then inserted random vowels where they don’t belong? Check.
  • Claims DCF stole her raw dog trophies? Check.
  • Pursued career where she could dress in her pajamas and pretend she’s a real nurse? Check.
  • Uses “ride or die” filter? Check.
  • Refers to herself as “Queen B?” Check.
  • Perpetually “engaged” since 2016, even though she has no concept of what marriage is? Check.

Although she said in the world’s most hoodtastic sentagraph in 2017 that she was gonna leave him to go live in a shelter, and to the surprise of no one she does not have custody of her litter of crotch nuggets who she cannot see because “my mom has a stuck up friend.”

Whatever that means.

The only thing she’s missing for a ratchet Bingo is a dog filter.

A tittoo

A flat brimmed hat that says “BITCH SQUAD”

A hooker outfit to show off the new thightoo.

A selfie from a doctor’s office where she’s about to get free taxpayer funded healthcare, alongside her jorts clad chudstuffer who can’t stop thinking about how he’s gonna tear into that ass the second they get on the bus.

Random posts about how she’s staying clean for her kids

Followed by posts about how she got drunk last night.

And for absolutely no reason a picture of herself showing New Bedford’s horniest and most desperate junkboxes where they can insert the spam javelin.

Directly next to a trash can, which for some reason is blocking the door. Hot.

Shockingly it’s not the first time she’s had beef with the police. Like that time she had stolen ATV’s on her property and got wicked pissed about the “thirsty damn pigs” who “broke her fence down” to get them, even though the fence had a gate and they just opened it up.

So I for one am shocked, given her stellar background, that the New Bedford narcotics police would ask her a question in the Walgreen’s parking lot. Because nothing about this woman’s face screams, “I’ll suck your dick for some OC 80’s.”

Nothing at all.

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31 Comment(s)
  • Lipstick Hippie
    January 24, 2019 at 9:07 pm

    I can’t believe nobody has commented on her epic ‘stache.

  • Too dumb to remember
    January 24, 2019 at 6:10 am

    Why do they all look the same! If you put a lineup of all the ratchets there would be a common theme, I swear.

    I got one living right next to me. In her 40’s I think, too poor to rip Newport’s, so she rips discount menthols instead, and getting “married” to a “recovering” junkie. 

    Build the wall! Around Freetown!

    • Tubby time
      January 24, 2019 at 7:51 am

      I thought the same. I think one thing in common is that their hair always looks wet and curly. you would think it’s over use of a hair product like gel or something, but it’s just the natural grease of not washing it in 3 months. I bet the rain rolls right off this oily thing.

  • That Is One Ugly Bitch
    January 24, 2019 at 2:00 am

    Jim Carrey should sue her for stealing his Vera De Milo act.

  • Betty
    January 23, 2019 at 7:33 pm

    People always lie about their age, they usually say they are younger than they are. In her case she should just say she is 45 because It’s more believable and people wouldn’t think she was as nasty, as she really is, since she is really only 32. Her pics with “her man” look like mother and son. That’s sad and disgusting at the same time. Oh and I always love the selfies with the nasty bathroom mirror that has shit splattered all over it. This chick is nasty all around.. I was gonna say she should learn how to take care of herself but it’s clearly to late to say that. So gross

    • Mel
      January 23, 2019 at 8:10 pm

      “Ride or Die”. I’d choose the later.

  • Wade Boggs-Taint
    January 23, 2019 at 5:09 pm

    There are times where I believe as a society we have hope to be better than we are. I see things like those kids with the Indian guy who got beat up in the press getting vindicated and say maybe we are better then people make us out to be. Then I see people like this. And I know did this woman is going to be a hopeless barnacle on societies ass until the day she is poured into a pauper’s grave. Sometimes it’s funny and sometimes it’s just plain sad. In this case it’s just plain sad because she will never be any better then she is today if she lives to be a hundred and twenty years old which by the way is how old she looks at age 32.

  • Yuck
    January 23, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    Holy fuck!!! I have worn-out boots with hundreds of miles on them that are more attractive than that fucking skank. There ain’t enough alcohol in the world to make me want to stick my dick in that thing!

  • mrme
    January 23, 2019 at 4:29 pm

    Great!! Thanks!!! I can’t unsee this…yuck.

  • Ugly Betty
    January 23, 2019 at 3:40 pm

    So this is where the got the name for the show ugly Betty!!! Lmao

  • 8 Kilburn St regular
    January 23, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    Wow 32 for real? That a hard 32. She has certainly had her share of STDS without a doubt. And if she looks this old at 32 with all those junkie wrinkles imagine what she will look like when she is 40. This bitch is ugly. Like really really ugly.

  • Gutter Muppet Honey
    January 23, 2019 at 1:42 pm

    Holy shit she makes me look like a super model.

  • Tyrone
    January 23, 2019 at 12:52 pm

    Mac-donals’s aaaand KFC!!! Where is dis?

  • Evel Stevel
    January 23, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    If Mi’lady wishes to bring McDonalds Fries into KFC, then McDonalds Fries she shalt have !!
    For you see, today is Ghetto Thanksgiving and all of your petty rules shall be toss’d out of yon window !! Now to board ye olde Bus #16 which shall whisk my Lady Faire to Her Majesty’s Methadone Clinic for a jolly tot of potions and wizardry to maketh her stop sweating and shytting her fine linens and rayon finery !!

  • Ungawah
    January 23, 2019 at 12:26 pm

    Just looking at her pic is making my dick burn….

  • Governor Patricks Gay Boyfriend Phil
    January 23, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    I would rather close my dick in my car door than put it anywhere near her. So disgusting and hepatitis ridden. Kill it with fire please. I can’t imagine why the cops would stop and talk with her. She seems so nice

  • The angry taint
    January 23, 2019 at 11:59 am

    32? You sure that’s not her IQ? Skank looks like Neil Diamond in a wig

  • Taint No Thang
    January 23, 2019 at 11:51 am

    The baseball bat in the bathroom picture is the dead giveaway for heavy drug dealing and use going down at that location in that room…. all that’s missing is the pitbull 

  • Citypoint
    January 23, 2019 at 11:36 am

    32…. In dog years.

  • z
    January 23, 2019 at 11:35 am

    If I was god (the universe would pray I’m not) I would immediately do miracle plastic surgery on anyone who took a cat or dog or whatever selfie. You would end up looking like the selfie. No going back and you’d be stuck with it forever.

    • Puke
      January 23, 2019 at 3:36 pm

      Only problem is for her ugly ass that would actually be a improvement! What a nasty looking thing lol

  • Kim Un Jong
    January 23, 2019 at 11:01 am

    She must really need that melatonin. She looks about 20 years of sleep behind.

  • Turdchomper
    January 23, 2019 at 11:01 am

    Bette Davis eyes. Bette in the grave eyes. Damn

  • Brad Hamilton
    January 23, 2019 at 10:59 am

    Excessive consumption of cigarettes, semen and alcohol form the most potent aging formula known to mankind.
    She legit looks late 40’s, early 50’s.
    I can only imagine what her lady bits look like…..I’m thinking like a double meat Italian grinder.

    • Alex reimers loose bowels
      January 23, 2019 at 12:15 pm

      After Jorts McGee is finished, it looks like a bulldog eating roast ‘beast’ and mayonnaise.

    • M
      January 23, 2019 at 1:03 pm

      When I first saw her picture I said to myself ‘why is a 50 something woman acting all ghetto’. Can’t believe she is only 32.

  • Dick Scratcher
    January 23, 2019 at 10:51 am

    I’d rather ride the lardbucket Triggerypuff than risk a dose from Bruce Jenner’s little brother, Cruella De Moron Ville

  • marilu
    January 23, 2019 at 10:47 am

    her ass is surprisingly nice for a junkie that looks 67

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    January 23, 2019 at 10:42 am

    Im blind! Fuck me… I took a look and I swear I went blind.. Good God there’s nothing even remotely appealing there. The Emojis are better looking than her.

  • Plain Stan Who Says Things Plainly
    January 23, 2019 at 10:41 am

    Gross.

  • John Q Public
    January 23, 2019 at 10:36 am

    Lord have mercy that’s NASTY!…………

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