Gardner Chick Starts $5K GoFundMe For Lesbian Wedding/Honeymoon Days After Getting Out Of Jail For Domestic Assault And Battery
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So Sky Babineau is gonna have a $5,000 honeymoon AND wedding. Sounds legit.
First of all, one thing I’ll never understand about some lesbians is how they’re attracted to women who look like this:
How can you say you’re attracted to women when you’re scissoring partner goes out of her way to look like a 15 year old boy? I get the attraction to the bride, since, ya know, she looks like a woman:
So I get why Butchy McGee would have her eyes on this chick. Just seems like one person is getting a lot more out of this relationship. If you can convert a chick like this who already has kids, it’s a big win for the movement. But I just doubt her full time commitment to playing on this team. Seems like she’s going through a lesbian phase. You see this shit all the time. Doesn’t happen with gay dudes. Just lesbians. Guarantee within two years she’s back on bologna batons.
Apparently these two want you to pay for their Cinco de Mayo wedding and honeymoon because they have bills to pay. As if no one else has problems like this. Sure, they could just be responsible and have a wedding when they can afford to have one. But that’s not the way things work in GoFundMe culture.
So why can’t Sky Babineau afford to be the man of the house and pay for the wedding herself? Well, it’s kind of hard to make any money when you’re doing a stint in jail for domestic assault and battery:
Looks like she might’ve violated that probation she got back in October for violating an abuse prevention order:
Oh well, at least she’s moved on from the days when she used to steal thousands of dollars worth of meat:
A GPS installed in a delivery truck led to the arrest of five for allegedly stealing $4,000 worth of meat from a warehouse. Sky M. Babineau, 23, Kendra T. Erickson, 35, Paul Hakkarainen, 39, all of 159 Baker St., and John J. Peters, 48, 19 Albee St., Fitchburg, were arrested Tuesday after police were able to trace a stolen Chair City Meats delivery truck to the Baker Street apartment building.
Although I think she might’ve been framed for that crime. Does this look like a chick who has any interest in meat?
Seems more like the seafood type. Just sayin.
For someone who is struggling for wedding cash, Sky Babineau sure doesn’t mind flashing the dough!!
And here’s a shocker – she’s a HUGE NBA fan. And you’ll never, ever, ever guess who were favorite sporting club is:
No way!! Next thing you know you’ll tell me she uses a dog filter and takes courthouse selfies!!
Anyway, the GoFundMe isn’t going as planned so far, but any day these two love birds are gonna get that $5,000, throw a ghettofabulous wedding at the closest Legion Post, and then spend a romantic honeymoon at the Great Wolf Lodge, where they will get drunk on copious amounts of Mad Dog 20/20 and tip the chambermaid 0%.
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