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I’m still in shock. We lost to a backup quarterback. I refuse to blame this on the refs even though Nick Foles caught a touchdown pass on an illegal formation, the Zack Ertz touchdown was the exact same thing as the Jesse James non-catch, and Clement never had control of the ball on his touchdown. This is what loser fanbases do. Winners like us recognize that you never should’ve bee in a position where the refs can decide the game in the first place. We should’ve murdered this team. We didn’t.
No big deal. Same time next year.
We have a 40 year old quarterback who just put up the greatest Super Bowl performance of all time, and seems to be playing the best football of his career. Brandon Cooks got exposed for being a one trick pony and a pussy who is so afraid of contact that he tried hurdling a dude, and ultimately was the reason he got knocked out of the game. I can’t believe all the excuse making on Twitter about Cooks. Just look at the play he got knocked out on:
— Anthony Bellino (@ACBellino) February 5, 2018
He got knocked out because he was running away from contact. Julian Edelman would’ve ran right through them and gotten five more yards. But fear not, because Edelman will be back next year (a REAL Patriot), we will win the Super Bowl again, and all normalcy will be restored in the universe.
This loss is not on Matt Patricia’s defense either; it’s on Bill Belichick. How is Matt Patricia supposed to do his job when his boss is telling him he can’t use one of his best employees?
Matt Patricia is gonna love Detroit, where he’s allowed to play his best defensive player in games you have to win
— Turtleboy Sports (@realturtleboy) February 5, 2018
Belichick benched Malcolm Butler because he wanted to make it clear how ginormous his hog is. His excuse that he put the best players in the game is pure bullshit. Eric Rowe got roasted like the Nutty Professor over and over and over again. This exact same scenario happened in Super Bowl 49 when Kyle Arrington kept getting beat. Remember what Belichick did? He benched him and put in Malcolm Butler. This time Rowe played the whole game and as a result we got beat by a backup quarterback.
And no, Butler was not sick, and he did not have the flu. If that were true then he wouldn’t have played on special teams.
Anyway, I’m over it. I’d say that I’m happy for the Eagles, but I’m not. I wanna win every single year, but if we don’t win I’d like to see someone cool and random win, like the Jags or Tampa Bay or some fanbase that has less than a 1 million likes on Facebook. I hate it when real fanbases win (Cowboys, Giants, Eagles, Steelers).
God still loves us more. He just tests us from time to time.
P.S. Where does Nick Foles play next year? Answer: Buffalo.