Good Friend Warns Hoodrattoo Face Not To Sell Food Stamps For “His Boy” On Facebook Or He’ll End Up On Turtleboy, He Doesn’t Listen
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My favorite thing that happens when people go on Facebook and announce that they are either buying or selling food stamps, is when people warn them that they’re gonna be on Turtleboy:
It wasn’t her that sent it to us though. A bunch of people did and she wasn’t one of them. It’s becoming second nature for people to summons the turtle whenever this happens. Because the turtle is always watching.
I love how it’s always “selling for my friend” now. This is the new thing ever since we started Food Stamp Friday. As if it’s not illegal if you’re selling someone else’s food stamps for them.
Just for the record, when you say, “selling stamps for my boy,” we all know it’s really for you. It’s like when when a celebrity tweets something offensive and they say they were hacked. Because if it was true it would mean that the person looking to sell the stamps either doesn’t have Facebook, or was wise enough not to commit a crime on social media. Instead they called up this guy:
OK this one might actually be believable. Because obviously Eddy Allen Lopez has no fucks left to give.
But yea, keep telling me how rare this shit is. Hardly ever happens.
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