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This is Amanda Daigle of Salem, NH, Derry, and probably a whole bunch of other places.

After he was done with me, it was this gaping

She’s your run of the mill Harley Davidson mattress actress.

This holiday season she was posting all over the Mingya Valley and southern New Hampshire, looking to help some unnamed children. She claimed she had a list of 28 families, and somehow this ratchet Ms. Claus was appointed the de facto charity organizer of gifts.

   

Except a quick search for her on Facebook Marketplace reveals that she’s in the habit of then reselling gifts that were likely donated to her.

After this was brought to the public’s attention she quickly deleted them, which totally isn’t shady at all.

Then today in a North Andover Mom’s group she she finally got called out for it.

  

I feel bad for anyone who doesn’t follow Turtleboy. No turtle rider would ever fall for a scam like this. Ever. We’ve trained you to be smarter than that. This woman was trying to do a nice thing because she was in the Christmas spirit, but she just underestimated the amount of bottom feeding scum baguettes there are in and around Haverhill.

At least her radar went up the second she mentioned Victoria Secret perfume. Oh, and the fact that presents were going to adults in the first place. Ya know what I got for Christmas? Dick in a box. Nah, I wish. I just got the box. An empty box of broken dreams. And I didn’t complain because Christmas isn’t about me, because I’m an adult. I could give a shit less about getting gifts because I don’t give out gifts to anyone over the age of 13 and I don’t expect them in return. The hubby and I don’t exchange gifts because what’s the point? If we want something we’ll buy it.

After the post it turned into a “raise your hand if you’ve been victimized by Regina George” situation.

So I signed into the Clarence account and posted some ratchet bait on the Haverhill 411 Facebook page to see if I could get her to help me write this blog. And she did exactly what I knew she would do – tag a bunch of people to come to her defense. Except none of them came to her defense.

She did post a conversation between her and some unidentified chick with two first names, as if it was some sort of proof that she wasn’t actually a scam artist.

I’m convinced!!

Oh, and “Sue Carter” gave her rave reviews in a Chelmsford page. She specifically listed 28 families and 57 kids in her praise for Amanda Daigle.

Almost as if it was Amanda herself writing that, or someone she specifically directed to use those exact numbers.

Guess what Amanda does for work?

Yup. She appears to be a Facebook small business owner, which is code for “perpetually at the bottom of the pyramid scheme.” She’s the chick who spams the shit out of your timeline with whatever product she has boxes of inventory for in the garage she’s squatting in.

And obviously things are going well, as you can see from Benjamins she’s been flashing.

Shut up and take my money!!

On top of that she’s also a small business owner.

I’m sure her cleaning business is registered and she pays taxes to whatever state she operates out of. It looks like the pyramid schemes didn’t go as planned, so she had to find a way to get into your house. And finding people who can afford to have a maid was her ticket inside.

 

Just look at that handiwork.

As you can see her one of a kind cleaning jobs involve flushing your toilet and throwing some comet on your poopcassos.

Oh, and last year she raised over $1,000 with a GoFundMe because her “fiance” was in a coma, they weren’t sure if he was gonna live, and she needed help with “medical” and “monthly bills, because $5,000 ought to cover a lengthy comatose hospital stay.

How did Pete get into a coma? Why isn’t Pete picture in the GFM? Don’t worry about that. Just shut up and give. No one needs to be asking any questions about how poor Pete ended up like that. My favorite part is how she needs the money because she had to take time off from work. Translation – you can unblock me on Facebook because I promise I’m not gonna share any more Herbalife links.

The GFM was started by this woman.

Who just so happens to be one of the only 5 star reviews on Amanda’s Cleaning Services Facebook page.

And wouldn’t ya know it? Nicole also sells iPhones on yard sale pages for really cheap.

Nothing shady about that!!

And just so you know you can really trust Amanda Daigle, I present to you her Google trophy collection:

Warrant arrest: Amanda Daigle, 33, 29 Fairway Drive, Apt. 1729, Derry, charged with two counts of violating a protective order, 7:41 p.m.

Arrest: Amanda Daigle, 34, 17 Robie Lane, Atkinson, three counts violation of protective orders, bench warrants, 2:07 p.m.

Amanda Daigle, 34, 113 Cluff Crossing Road, Salem, N.H., was arrested and charged with being a fugitive from justice Friday, at 10:31 p.m., 27 Carleton St.

Violations of protective orders, three different addresses in 12 months, a whole bunch of warrants, and a fugitive from justice charge. Oh yea, I’m sure those 28 families got all those gift cards that people donated. 

Anyway, maybe this was a huge misunderstanding. I think the only way to get to the bottom of this is to have her on the Live show next weekend when it returns. What do you say Amanda? We’d love to have you on.

P.S. Someone has to know why she has a protective order out against her. If you know, let us know, because I have a feeling this won’t be the last we hear from Amanda Daigle.

37 Comment(s)
  • Truth Seeker
    January 2, 2019 at 8:11 pm

    Everyone reading this post should know that not only is Amanda a scammer but the girl with 2 names i.e. Katie Elizabeth is helping to keep up that scam. They’re friends. Katie is originally from Lowell but upgraded to Groton. If you aren’t familiar with Groton it’s a money town. I’m totally calling you 2 thieves out. Katie’s real name is Katie Correia aka Katie Espinola. She is a nurse at CareOne In Concord, MA and Newbury Court Assisted Living Facility also in Concord, MA. Katie does have kids but the rest is fiction folks. Katie happens to have an ex-husband paying a boatload of child support that would make your head spin. So shame on both of these skanks for taking advantage of good people.

    • I knew it!
      January 2, 2019 at 9:06 pm

      I knew that Katie was either some aka alter ego of hers or an actual chick thats in on her scam, she didnt even change her picture when she posted as Nicole, what a dumb ass. The really scary part is people donated to her gfm, and it was a huge scam. Whos Pete? Why was he in a medically induced coma? How in the world does she still have custody of that kid? These are the questions we need to be asking this skank

  • Thigh spreader
    January 1, 2019 at 10:25 am

    She’s fuckable.

  • Scott
    December 31, 2018 at 5:57 pm

    I’d hire this gypsy to clean my house, after I installed 2 hidden nanny cams aimed at my silver dollar collection.

  • lisa
    December 31, 2018 at 5:30 pm

    So, this site which has one sketchy pop up and redirect after another is trying to “prove” some rando is a thief with her ads for a 15 year old game system and used B&B products? Lol. Ok. Well done. Those aren’t even items a person would donate for a new Christmas gift. Her most expensive brand new item were $3 puzzles. GTFO.

  • A real biker
    December 31, 2018 at 4:59 pm

    That tough guy is the regional sergeant at arms of a “law abiding MC”. Im willing to bet he’s a big pussy. She probably bangs him in his ass.

  • Bugs Bunny
    December 31, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    I’d Daigle my balls off her chin at about 2am on a Saturday night after about 10 beers.

    • Porky Pig
      December 31, 2018 at 4:03 pm

      Bid dip bid dip bid dip and that’s not all folks!

  • Citypoint
    December 31, 2018 at 3:16 pm

    She looks like her pussy stinks.

  • Captain Trips
    December 31, 2018 at 2:02 pm

    Chicks who hang with bikers later in life are almost always the chicks who fucked every antisocial scumbag in school, flunked out, got a GED, and now make minimum wage at 40

  • American girl
    December 31, 2018 at 11:49 am

    No self-respecting woman would have anything to do with a tattooed man-boy in a biker costume with silly patches all over it. Unless of course he completed the outfit with wrap around sunglasses, a goatee and a doo rag with flames printed on it.

    • Ziggy
      December 31, 2018 at 1:25 pm

      Costume biker boy probably has a Girly Sportster or a Faggy 3 wheel Can-AM (tricycle)with gay tassles hanging off the grips. That’s if he even has a bike.

      • Pee Wee Herman
        December 31, 2018 at 11:58 pm

        I know you are but what am I… huh huh… tassels are cool!

    • Captain Trips
      December 31, 2018 at 1:57 pm

      Nothing screams ‘insecure’ like trying to look tough all of the time.

      Seems to affect a lot of guys out there.

      Some of the toughest people I know do not look tough or need to look ‘biker’ because they’re secure in their own skin and they know it.

  • Sonny Barger
    December 31, 2018 at 11:35 am

    Fake bikers lol

    Send these two with their colors on to a Hell’s Angels clubhouse. The dude would wind up in the ICU and this chick would smell like cock for the next month and half.

    There are ‘bikers’ and then there are real bikers

    Support your local 81!

  • DumbyMommy
    December 31, 2018 at 10:54 am

    Welp, I actually had this douche nozzle clean my house once. She wanted to make it a weekly thing and I almost fired my honest cleaner I’ve had for years. She was completely butthurt when I told her I changed my mind because “money was tight”. She probably knew I was lying since I actually work my ass off so I can have someone clean my house that I pay for. Probably pissed cause she had her eye on things she wanted. SOOOOOOO thankful my BS meter was on after she continued to bombard me with dates and times for her to clean.

  • Turdchomper
    December 31, 2018 at 10:38 am

    Dear Scooter Trash, here’s a little business advice…don’t advertise house cleaning services while taking mirror selfies in your unkempt apartment. You’re welcome.

  • Clitty Litter
    December 31, 2018 at 10:32 am

    The Litter is strong with this one.

  • Hal Tosis
    December 31, 2018 at 10:31 am

    This website is truly doing God’s work by exposing this kind of scummy behavior. Sadly though when will people finally learn? Donate NOTHING to unverified charities online, especially those started by biker chicks with major league yabbos!

  • Kim Un Jong
    December 31, 2018 at 9:41 am

    A Daigleberry on the butt of NH

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    December 31, 2018 at 8:39 am

    Back in the day, Yes, The Harley Chick look, probably, The Go Fund me look, NEVER, Shes a Ratchet Pig Bitch, plain and simple. Oink Oink give me your money, Oink Oink Straddle that hog….

  • richyrich
    December 31, 2018 at 8:35 am

    I wonder what the percentage is of GFM’s that aren’t scams… most likely under 5%

    • Kim Un Jong
      December 31, 2018 at 9:39 am

      Everyone does it, even somewhat famous rich folks in Dover. There even seems to be one to send Heather Unruh’s kid, (the female one, Kyra, not Kevin Spacey’s shift stick) who goes to Dover Sherborn HS, to India to go hang around a teaching hospital. Sounds like the right thing on a transcript to an Ivy, thank you. People from Dover, asking for GFM’s Crowdrise buck$, sad.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      December 31, 2018 at 9:50 am

      How did people survive before GFM came about?

  • Nah
    December 31, 2018 at 8:01 am

    You forgot to post the picture no her in the hot tub with her young son and he’s pretending to drink her Mike’s. Hard to tell though, looks like he could be actually having some.

  • Stunt Penis
    December 31, 2018 at 7:47 am

    Cleaning Service = free opportunity to case your house for shit I’m gonna steal.

    Never hire a rachet to clean your house off Facebook. Common Sense 101

  • Sons of Irrelevance
    December 31, 2018 at 5:39 am

    Whats up with all the patches on backwards… ba da bump… rim shot.. sorry my bad joke. She is the kind of woman, who if she can keep her tummy smaller than her tits looks hot. A couple months on Coke or Meth and she would be worth a drunk lap dance. At 25 she’d be worthy of the Coke diet, as she is she’s on the Meth budget, kinda girl you take home and fuck in the garage….

  • Shanaeyshea Shaqueesha
    December 31, 2018 at 5:29 am

    Were the selfies in the pink dress and the pink bikini taken in different decades? They look to be about 70 pounds off.

    • Pretty filter
      December 31, 2018 at 8:08 am

      Photo filter apps. They can make you look skinny, fat. Have ones that put make up on you and clear any blemish on your face. They turn any 2 into a 10 with the push of a button.

    • Stunt Penis
      December 31, 2018 at 8:18 am

      looks mid 20’s in the bikini pic (definitely WOOD!) and mid 30’s in the fat pink sausage dress (definitely WOOD NOT!)

  • r
    December 31, 2018 at 4:42 am

    In that picture with the evil eyed Damian looking little shit he appears to be flipping the bird…

  • Been there... Don't trust em
    December 31, 2018 at 2:32 am

    Dated a chic who looked like her once we got serious she admitted to doing parties as a stripper that explained a few things. Like urgency for girls night out and sudden money when she had been broke the day before.

    I didn’t mind her stripping but she had a drug past she said was over and I hadn’t seen her use drugs in our time together. One night after doing a party she came home covered in dried semen all over her clothes. She always said there was no touching or sex and I had knew the girl she danced with was a prude with a good day job so I believed it. She said they offered her so much money she agreed to a clothed bukake kind of thing. I couldn’t believe it she was more concerned with what the dry cleaning would cost and that her clothes might be ruined she wanted to go back and demand more money for dry cleaning. Turns out she used drugs with the guys at the party and that was the last straw for me. The drugs led to the money and whatever lead up to her ruined clothes, drugs are bad news.

    • JimmyBooms
      December 31, 2018 at 8:10 am

      What the fuck are you talking about. How is anything you said relatable?

      ” drugs are baaad mmmkay”

    • Leonard Washington
      December 31, 2018 at 9:30 am

      Your tale is more interesting than Amanda’s story (which is a worthy read). Perhaps a scoop for TBS?

      Would. All pictures and eras. Of course using a fake name, condoms, copious hand sanitizer and long shower afterwards. Leave wallet at home and provide fake digits. Self exam 24 – 48 hours later.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      December 31, 2018 at 9:54 am

      Start a GFM.

    • Mo Ron
      December 31, 2018 at 12:06 pm

      ” I had knew the girl she danced with was a prude”

      News flash – Stripper usually doesn’t equal prude. Except maybe in some porn “storyline.”

    • Sir Wilfred Death
      December 31, 2018 at 5:11 pm

      Being so old I’d wager I’ve seen more porn than any poster on this site. Surprisingly, I’ve never heard of a “clothed bukake”. Please elaborate.

      Also, was the jizz the deal breaker or the drugs? If she had one without the other would she be the Mrs. now?

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