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Grown Man Who Hangs Out At Children’s Playground In Leicester Alone Is Surprised Parents Called Cops On Him For Being A Weirdo

Grown Man Who Hangs Out At Children’s Playground In Leicester Alone Is Surprised Parents Called Cops On Him For Being A Weirdo

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Jeremy Smith of Rochdale is unlike most adults. A normally developed adult would enjoy a brisk walk around their neighborhood or feeling the warm heat of sand in between their toes on a beautiful spring afternoon. Not Jeremy Smith. He enjoys being an “out of touch” with reality creeper.

There are so many things wrong with this post I almost don’t know where to start. Am I crazy? Please tell me there are other people who read this man’s post and immediately thought he was an absolute fucking weirdo hanging out at a park where kids are present………..WITHOUT HIS OWN KIDS!! That’s like going to chuck-e-cheese without kids and saying you’re only there for the pizza. LIES!

I found a picture of his car:

Hahahaha… Joking…. his automobile is slightly different. There are no windows on the back door of his van… There is no way to escape or see the world you once knew before you were lured in by bubble yum and pink starburst (fuck the yellow kind).

So much misplaced anger. He was upset at the Police for questioning his presence at a park without having kids with him. He was also upset they asked if he had been drinking. Hmm… That’s an odd question to ask someone randomly. He either smelled of alcohol, or he has a history of being a drunk in his town.

Stop the presses! He’s 87 days clean and makes references about wanting to “help the children” but sadly he deleted those comments before I had a chance to screenshot! Yes, because a man who just started helping himself is in a position to help children, the most delicate members of society.

He also runs something called “Leicester Rocks” and I thought that perhaps he really might be more important to his community than I thought he was. Then I went to the youtube machine and watched THIS video and realized I just watched one of the most boring interviews ever.

I must say, I like the logic behind Leicester Rocks, I just wish it wasn’t being run by someone who enjoys attention and a pat on the back for doing what everyone should do – be a part of their community. Don’t get me wrong, I commend him for staying clean, but being clean for only 87 days doesn’t mean you have the ability to help people, you’re still fresh off the wagon. Congrats, but let’s be more reasonable here. I convinced myself that drinking lots of wine last night on a Tuesday was normal, so who am I to judge…. Swig away Jeremy! Come back to the dark side <3

He also likes to brag about being “famous” because everything is about him, hence the “me me, why me” complaint about being at a park alone.

Oh give me a break guy…

He’s upset that someone called the police. Yeah, because being a concerned parent is more important than how a Cat In The Hat T-Shirt wearing adult feels. He also thinks they called because he’s wearing said shirt:

What doesn’t he understand? They called because he may as well be handing out lollipops and free juice boxes with the straws already inserted. Nothing better than tampered juice for the kids.

He’s a normal looking guy…

I love goatees, I’m a sucker for them. It exemplifies a man’s man… I just don’t like them on Jeremy. Who could resist his “You will never see your family again” smile or his “I have empty jars in my basement labeled with your body parts” eyes? What a dreamer! Almost as gorgeous as Ryan Gosling… ALMOST (I know my ladies reading this are touching their boobs right now… Don’t lie… You loved Ryan in the Notebook!). I know the men reading are now searching for him in Google just out of curiosity…bwuhaha!

Anyhow, when normal people arrived who know walking around a park childless in a T-shirt that attracts children is not normal behavior, I felt safe again. It’s as if I was glad there were normal people in this world:

He a grown man who goes to the swings 4 times a week. That’s normal. He’s a regular………at the kid’s swingset…..sounds even more trustworthy now. He also doesn’t like being harassed by police. Guess what? They were just doing their jobs because you are in denial about how out of the ordinary it is to be at a park alone childless. I feel like a broken record here.

Then of course there are other weird people who agree with Jeremy. They are the type of people to trust everyone and they never learn their lesson. There is no way a normal person does these types of things. You may as well rent a bouncy house and lure the neighborhood kids in with Fudge Pops and bubbles. It’s just not normal behavior.

Here is 7 facts about Jeremy that we should all learn:

Anyone want Jeremy to push you on a swing? He promises to push you without touching your bum.

Anyhow, Jeremy you’re weird for doing what you did. No if, ands, or butts about it. Anyone who disagrees needs to meet up with the famous Chris Hansen

 

Yeah take a seat. Just don’t use Jeremy’s thighs as a cushion, that’s not a knife in his pocket, he’s just really happy to see you.

 

 

 

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36 Comment(s)
  • Music Fan
    May 26, 2017 at 6:56 pm

    … and here I was hoping that “Leicester Rocks” was the old “Worcester Rocks” radio show showing up on another station.

  • Straight Squattin
    May 26, 2017 at 2:28 pm

    I’m not one to judge a book by it’s cover, but I will here…lock this mental patient up before he destroys someone’s life. Childless adult men hanging out at playgrounds raise all the red flags. Him coming from a family that is considered Leicester royalty, whatever the fuck that is, means nothing. Weirdo creepy low life fuck.

  • Mr Butthurt
    May 24, 2017 at 10:41 pm

    I know this loser and he is just that a fucking loser. His family has connections and are long time residents of Leicester and they get a pass. Last time I checked his page he was 107 weeks into being drug free now its 87. Once a loser always a loser and dont give me that addict bullshit Fuck him and his interest in young women.

    • Jeremy Smith
      May 25, 2017 at 11:34 pm

      You know me? Why are you hiding behind you screen name you sackless scumbag?

    • Jeremy Smith
      May 25, 2017 at 11:35 pm

      You are what’s wrong with this world. You are a piece of shit.

      • May 26, 2017 at 4:52 am

        Funny, Mr. PERFECT Jeremy is pretending to be the sweetest victim on FB so people feel bad for him… Yet on the website comments he shows his true colors.

        Slick.

  • Long Arm of the Law
    May 24, 2017 at 9:58 pm

    Allow me to provide an education to you.

    The police can approach and talk to anyone, without a reason. They don’t require any proof of a crime to just talk to you. And that seems to be all they did here.

    He chose to take it to the level he did by whining about it. If you don’t see something slightly strange about a grown man with a ridiculous hairdo and a cat in the hat shirt, you’re part of the problem. Our society is not made to coddle everyone and protect their feelings. It needs to function!

    • Talisman
      May 25, 2017 at 1:06 pm

      What I like is all the internet attorneys that constantly regurgitate the notions that cops can’t do this or that. They can’t ask to see your license if your driving a car, they have to tell you about what crime you’ve committed that initiated the contact, etc. They apparently hear this bullshit from other brilliant legal minds and repeat it with the their stupid FACT! at the end. It appears most of the legal education obtained by this crowd is under the pseudonym “defendant”.

  • Stng
    May 24, 2017 at 9:42 pm

    For anyone that knows Jeremy, this is a horrible depiction of his character. It couldn’t be more wrong. This is written in poor taste.

  • Why
    May 24, 2017 at 7:34 pm

    The guy went to the park, I don’t see what the big deal is. Certainly doesn’t seem to warrant an article. Lame.

  • White Pride White Power
    May 24, 2017 at 7:00 pm

    Sorry, not sorry! Look, I still had a full bottle of Viagra since the Squire Club strippahs were too feminine and my hook up for Lil Johnny’s digits didn’t come through.

    My uncle Timmy introduced me to the tickle pickle when I was 7- no big deal!

  • sharon evans
    May 24, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    I don’t think that deserved the accusations that was wrote about him. That’s cruel if this is not true if him. It seems that the case here he may be in nice terms without knowing him a very simple person. If I lived close to a park I would go alot . I enjoy watching people of all ages having fun and just being outside. It’s an inexpensive place to go and enjoy yourself. I understand that times are different now and we cannot be over cautious. Sometimes people feel.more comfortable with children because they are non judgmental and especially if the person might have a learning disability or trying to catch up their age to there mental age. Seeing the t shirt and the iPhone listening to music show signs of maybe a delayed person.

    • Lt Dan
      May 24, 2017 at 11:29 pm

      Your post shows signs of a delayed person

      • sharon evans
        May 24, 2017 at 11:48 pm

        Go fuck yourself dick head !! Nothing wrong with having a different opinion from you snowflake

        • True Reality Speaks
          Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
          May 25, 2017 at 7:58 pm

          Sharon puts the hammer down on Lt Dan. Boom!

          • sharon evans
            May 25, 2017 at 8:49 pm

            That’s right!! Guess what I am from Bristol CT. Ha ha remember that story

  • whatevuh
    WHATEVUH
    May 24, 2017 at 5:45 pm

    If I was a parent, I’d call the cops just because of his hair, are you fucking serious dude? Time to grow a set and be a man

    • Lt Dan
      May 24, 2017 at 11:27 pm

      Looks like he brushes his hair with firecrackers

      • TIG OLE BITTIES
        May 25, 2017 at 9:34 pm

        That was very funny. Best 1 I’ve read all week

    • Jeremy Smith
      May 25, 2017 at 11:33 pm

      Hide behind your screen name. Tell me to grow up? Look at you! A fuckin troll. Hiding behind a keyboard.

      • May 26, 2017 at 4:50 am

        Jeremy shut the fuck up. If you are going to dish it then learn to take it.

  • Steve y
    May 24, 2017 at 4:41 pm

    Guessing they asked if he was drinking so they could arrest him for being drunk in public. But honestly hr had tp have been acting/doing something to make a parent get creeped out by him and call the cops…

  • Sgtfolds
    May 24, 2017 at 4:11 pm

    a disgrace to Jeremy Smiths all over the world

  • someasshole
    May 24, 2017 at 4:02 pm

    I’m gonna call them rape rocks from now on. Too be honest though I think this guy may just be a character.

    • Mike Cutroni
      May 24, 2017 at 5:26 pm

      Hes a great guy. Poor choice and very little research done here. Painting him as a child predator is wrong and couldnt be further from the truth. He would go out of his way to help anyone….Recently donated proceeds from “Leicester Rocks” to help a girl with Cancer. We all have our faults…no one is perfect….I feel bad for him….He didn’t deserve that and anyone who knows him cringed when reading that hit job.

      • May 24, 2017 at 5:38 pm

        I cringed when I wrote it… from laughing so hard. My ribs hurt, maybe he can come tickle me if I pretend I’m a teenager.

        • Mike Cutroni
          May 24, 2017 at 7:06 pm

          Thought this story was in poor taste. 99 out 100 TB articles I like. I enjoy the humor, content, perspective in the articles. Hes not a child predator….and didnt committ a crime. Focus on real child molesters and your jokes I would find funny.

          • Danielle Clarke
            May 26, 2017 at 10:21 am

            I agree 100% Mike

        • fiestysucksatlife
          May 25, 2017 at 7:08 am

          Fiesty more like trashy, is a fucking Cunt with a capital C. It’s easy to hide behind your cuntputer screen and trash someone you really don’t have a clue about. You must really have no fucking life at all to be writing for this shithole. We all know “fiesty” is really just some discusting fugly cum dumpster behemouth who couldn’t hack it in the real world so probably has a night job slinging drinks and passing out hummers at her local shit hole bah and then cruises the internet to find victims to trash talk to make herself feel better about why daddy never hugged her and her shitty ass life where she can’t keep a man because you can drive a truck through her vagina. It takes a special kind of loser to make a living being a fucking Troll. I usually dont feed the troll but I honestly can’t stomach your shitty fucking writing and I’ve come to hate everything about you. Get off your smelly ass and get a real job and a real life you fat slob. You belong in a fucking oven. Turtleboy has become the realm of the coward, and fiesty makes me sick.

          • May 25, 2017 at 12:19 pm

            Thank you.

        • E
          May 25, 2017 at 2:58 pm

          So you laugh and ruin peoples lives that are trying to make the world a better place? Then YOU put my post up and slander my name. Seems like a slippery slope your playing on. Why dont you meet him and maybe help support “Leicester Rocks” and do something good. I know its a big joke to you and you crave that negative attention, just hope it dont catch up to you. Maybe someone will make up lies about you and post it all over the internet.

          • May 26, 2017 at 4:48 am

            Waaaaaah….

  • TIG OLE BITTIES
    May 24, 2017 at 4:01 pm

    This guy looks like the singer from Information Society. “Pure energy” fuck I’m old

  • TIG OLE BITTIES
    May 24, 2017 at 3:56 pm

    I remember this guy. I think he’s related to Chester Molester from Leicester. He used to teach me how to wrestle, shirts n skins, and he taught me how to keep secrets. ” it only happens when I’m really happy” he would say. I’m sorry, i was just tryn to make someone laugh. People who sexually abuse children are the worst of the worst and I hope they have there own special spot in hell for them.

  • Mike Rotch
    May 24, 2017 at 3:32 pm

    A white guy? Getting questioned by the cops? I’m calling shenanigans!!

  • Johnny5
    May 24, 2017 at 3:23 pm

    Richard Cartier is a douchebag

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