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Watch out for shady Chesters who think they’re cops…
Not sure why this guy was at Burger King. He’s already full of whoppers……I’ll see myself out.
Serious question – did this guy not realize that Sweaty Betty’s was two blocks away? He could grab a nice, saggy pair of Cambridge Street soft serve cones for $10 down the street. And they wouldn’t call the real cops on him. But apparently this guy gets turned on by minimum wage workers who smell like French Fries and Vernon Hill.
Anyway, it’s only a matter of time until he temporarily deactivates his publicly viewable Facebook page after we publish this, so we’ve screenshotted some of the madness. The guy is obviously insane. Like, he really, really thinks he’s a cop:
He even made posts about how stressed he was as an imaginary cop who didn’t get July 4th weekend off…..
But why stop at being a cop? It’s go big or go home for Christopher Villa. Somedays he works for Homeland Security:
Other days he’s a special agent for the FBI:
This guy is indeed special. VERY special!!
He’s been honored by the President…
He also works for Internal Affairs occasionally:
Because who better to investigate other cops than a guy who isn’t really a cop to begin with?
It’s cool though, because he wear bicycle shorts to the gym
And he saved France from the terrorists
Of course the ironic part about being arrested for touching a young girl’s breasts at the Burger King drive through is when you post stuff about your disdain for child molesters…
Oh yea, and if you’re gonna pretend to be a cop on your Facebook page, you should probably stop shitting on cops on your page….
So how did this guy become an imaginary cop to begin with? Simple – he read a book:
My question is, where are his friends and family to be like, dude, you know you’re not a cop right? Like with this picture he posted right here……
“Off to work.”
How come no one was like…….where? Instead we get comments like this:
Anyway, if you’re gonna be a fake cop, I don’t understand why you’d pull an amateur stunt like this. First of all, you’re gonna get busted grabbing a chick’s Congo bongos. Why not just see what kind of places you can badge your way into? I mean, the world is your oyster. Sky’s the limit. Why not try for free Patriots tickets? Or see if you can get waived in at an overpriced nightclub? Or go out looking for some badge bunnies at the Compass Tavern? At least you might get something out of it that way. But grabbing a chick’s Gerber servers at the drive through? That’s a high risk, low reward endeavor if I’ve ever heard of one.
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