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Guy Who Posts About His Kid’s Teachers Being Child Molesters Wants To Fight Fiesty Turtle For Making Jokes About Leicester Man Being Mistaken For A Child Diddler

Guy Who Posts About His Kid’s Teachers Being Child Molesters Wants To Fight Fiesty Turtle For Making Jokes About Leicester Man Being Mistaken For A Child Diddler

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Apparently Fiesty Turtle has set the world ablaze with this blog about a Leicester man who announced on Facebook that someone had called the cops on him after he spent a breezy afternoon on a playground with some kids while wearing a rainbow cat in the hat shirt:

Basically Fiesty sided with the parents who erred on the side of caution by calling the cops and said she would’ve done the same thing. She also made some jokes about a kiddie van – a joke that we make ALL THE TIME when we’re blogging about people. It doesn’t mean they’re actually raping children in the back of these vans. It’s something called “satire.” We do that often around here.

For the record, I don’t for one second think that Jeremy Smith is any sort of pervert. Not at all. Cannot make that any more clear. The funny part about the whole situation was that he didn’t realize how a mother who DID NOT KNOW HIM would perceive his behavior as out of the ordinary. And he made a Facebook post about it, that basically criticized concerned parents and the Leicester Police Department for doing their job. Ya know, because it’s not every day you see this guy by himself at the playground:

The funny part to me was that he was genuinely surprised and outraged this happened. Look, if I went down to the park by myself, covered in tats, with hair like that, and rocking that outfit, I’d expect someone to call the cops on me. The only question is how long would it take?

I’m only writing this blog because of the volume of turtle riders who are triggered about this:

I understand where all these people are coming from. Many of them leave positive comments on our blog all the time, and for the first time we have let them down. Thanks Fiesty!!

But this guy is the lone exception. This guy sucks:

Hey Eugene, if you wanna meet up with Fiesty face to face you can go on down to Whitco at high noon and take a number just like the rest of the butthurts. Oh, and mentioning slander on our Facebook page is always a smart thing to do. Always.

But the thing about Eugene is, he’s the biggest hypocrite who has ever lived. Ya see, Eugene is all mad that Fiesty made a couple jokes about a kiddie van because we’re “slandering” Jeremy’s name. But yet, he just did the same exact thing to his kid’s vice principal and teachers:

Oh look, Eugene is calling his son’s teachers “child molesters and criminals.” But yea, he has a right to feign outrage when someone else makes jokes about a kiddie van.

Oh yea, and if you’re a grown man calling your kid’s vice principal a tool because he suspended him for violating school rules, then it might actually be you who is the tool. This line said it all:

“Granted my son does question authority constantly and wants a reason behind decisions.”

Stop right there!! I already know everything I need to know about your parenting strategies and why your kid finds himself in situations where he’s getting suspended. If you don’t think it’s a problem that your kid is “constantly” questioning authority, then you’re a ratchet parent. I got no problem with Jeremy, but Eugene can go fuck himself.

Watch out though – he’s leading a crusade to ban Turtleoby Sports from the Internet:

Uh-oh!!! This could be our downfall!!

The bottom line is, the cops did their job. They responded to a call, they questioned the guy about alcohol for a reason, and when they found out he was sober and not diddling kids everyone went home. This is how policing works.

And no, I do not blame the parent who called the cops. I’d rather a thousand people go through the brief inconvenience Jeremy Smith did (which he kind of brought on himself with his choice of outfit) then one innocent kid get nabbed or diddled. When people mind their own business because they’re too afraid of the consequences of profiling other people, innocent people become victims. No one called the cops on the Orlando nightclub shooter because they didn’t wanna be called Islamophobic. Meanwhile right on Beechmont Street in Worcester there was a legitimate cannibal who was planning on kidnapping, torturing, and EATING a small child.

If someone saw that guy at Duffy Field by himself, I wouldn’t hold it against them if they called the cops. Just sayin. For every thousand completely innocent Jeremy Smith’s, there’s one of these guys. They’re real. They’re monsters. They’re out there amongst us.

The bottom line is that Jeremy Smith made this a story when he posted his rant on Facebook. Obviously something like that is gonna get sent to us. You can’t ride the turtle and then get all butthurt when the turtle swims to your town.

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25 Comment(s)
  • True Reality Speaks
    Mirror Mirror
    May 25, 2017 at 8:42 pm

    Race baiters can create hoax discrimination, the media can manufacture fake news about Trump, libs can exploit human tragedies for their totalitarian agenda, and SJWs can bully and shout down those that disagree, and Feisty can invent a story that can ruin someone’s life. There’s no difference between any of them. All are snowflake scumbags that deserve the derision this blog usually heaps on them. There’s no shortage of hypocrites in this world, as the comments supporting this shit show prove.

    I liked Feisty until she started writing here, but articles like this give the TBS haters good reason to impugn the integrity and credibility of this site. BS like this belongs on HuffPo or NYT – not Turtleboy.

    • May 26, 2017 at 4:45 am

      I don’t write for Turtleboy to make friends. I have enough friends as it is, and I hate more than half of them.

      As an adult you should be able to separate my opinion and take on a certain topic without disliking me. You mention snowflake’s but don’t realize by saying my blog makes you dislike me as an individual means you are the snowflake here.

      Never once did i accuse him of being a pedophile. Im sorry that my take on satire was so damaging to your emotions.

      I’m not sorry for what I wrote though. People find everything hilarious until it’s about someone they know. Grow up, get over it.

  • Wicked Woke
    May 25, 2017 at 12:12 pm

    The link to that pedophile would-be cannibal monster is the sickest shit I have seen in a long time. One can only hope that vile things happen to him in prison. Disgusting maggot.

    Sorry Jeremy got his feefs hurt, but if that’s what it takes to keep real pervs away from innocent kids, then so be it.

  • S.R.R
    May 25, 2017 at 10:49 am

    The fact remains that every police station lobby has a wall with pictures of convicted sex offenders and most are on that wall for molesting children. People have short memories they have forgotten Holly perrainen and Molly Bish I believe that the person or persons responsible for murdering them has yet to be arrested. It is better to be safe rather than sorry, if Jeremy Smith truly cares about children and his community he would be happy that parents and police in his town are diligent and concerned I personally would rather a few questions from the police than see another child harmed and a family devastated forever.

  • Talisman
    May 25, 2017 at 7:54 am

    I had the cops called on me for dealing drugs in the parking lot of a skating rink during my son’s birthday party. My brother and I were outside smoking a cigarette, in 20° weather with a 15mph wind chill down to 10. I had hand warmers in each of my pockets and we were passing them back and forth while we froze our asses off. Next thing I know, a deputy pulls up in the parking lot as we’re walking back inside. I’m standing at a table full of kids when he comes over and asks me to step outside, sure thing. Now, my brother and I both had REALLY long hair at this time, down to our waste, so we’re used to being eyeballed, constantly. We get outside and deputy dog says, we got a report that you and your buddy are dealing out here. I started laughing because i knew exactly what he was referring to. He gets pissed and says, what’s so fucking funny? I said, you got me, and told him, I’m going to slowly reach into my pocket and hand it to you. He puts his hand on his gun and says, go ahead. I produce the still semi smoldering bag and drop it in his left hand. He looks at it, then at me and says, are you fucking kidding? Nope, it’s what you think it is. He apologized and went back in to let them know we weren’t evil drug dealers. We laughed about it and still do. It was funny, why get bent over it?

    When you’re big, scary looking dudes with long hair, you get unwanted attention. I laugh about the whole driving-while-black thing because I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been pulled over because of how I looked. I see the stare, and the lights come on, there’s no doubt why it happened. When I started hanging with my local SO 5 years ago, everybody thought I was a new undercover and some said, you’ve really got the criminal look, whatever that is.

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    May 25, 2017 at 2:32 am

    The only person he should be mad at for embarrassing himself is, in fact, himself. Aside from the cops and possibly the girls practicing softball, nobody else knew about this situation at all… until HE put it online and attached his name to it.
    He didn’t get arrested, or beat up, or followed home by a mob… he had a conversation, and left. Sounds terrifying, but I’m sure the person that called would have been terrified talking to this walking ad for celibacy.

  • mystressovmayhem
    May 24, 2017 at 10:44 pm

    Lol ooooo they “unmasked Turtleboy”!!!! Holy shit not that!
    Here’s a news flash! I don’t give a rat’s ass who Turtleboy is. I don’t read the blogs because I want to have em over to babysit my kids! I read em cause they’re hilarious!
    This shit for brains wants someone to blame? Go sit in front of the sex offender registry and yell at the offenders, they made those people have to be nervous! The cops by the way did their jobs, as did Fiesty who happens to be a wait for it….blogger.

    • May 25, 2017 at 12:20 am

      I mean how stupid can people be?? I have been on live a million times and my voice has been heard.

      We are all Turtleboy!!!!!!!!

      • mystressovmayhem
        May 25, 2017 at 11:21 pm

        Exactly lmfao! I said that ages ago! Same thing with this supposedly being run by the poor teacher screwed by that psycho SJW! He’s been on how many live shows? If it was this guy no one he knew hears him? Hello he’s not hiding then is he?
        Turtleboy is a group effort for sure however! It would have to be! So many ratchets so little time!

  • GQQSER2
    May 24, 2017 at 10:31 pm

    What is popup-gate?

    • North Country Turtle Rider
      May 24, 2017 at 11:14 pm

      Facebook issue

  • Seriously?
    May 24, 2017 at 10:05 pm

    How have I never heard about the Beechmont St. wannabe cannibal? I read that link and that shit is terrifying.

  • May 24, 2017 at 10:05 pm

    I have definitely upset lots of people. I would be lying if I said I felt bad. My sense of humor has always been sick and twisted.

    I wrote an article and all I got was the left over free candy from the van. I need that on a shirt.

    • mystressovmayhem
      May 24, 2017 at 10:53 pm

      Feisty you did nothing but your job. He wants to waste time bitching let him. Oh and Richie V thinks he’s going to help him sue for your using the guy’s own words? I don’t know whom is more of an idiot? Richie or any idiot who jumps on the hook he’s baiting! 😉

      • May 25, 2017 at 12:18 am

        Thank you… Sometimes I do need to remember that my humor won’t always be welcomed with open arms….. Not that it changes anything, I’m just trying my hand at compassion, not really feeling it…. 🙂

        • mystressovmayhem
          May 25, 2017 at 11:21 am

          lol You guys can’t start going soft on us! You guys aren’t the idiots doing stupid things. You be you, at least it’s legal…For now. Till some politician takes that from us too!

      • EM
        May 26, 2017 at 5:32 pm

        Her job is to make up a story out of thin air? The only truth of the story was the Police went up to the school to talk to Jeremy. Thats it. Nothing else. Fiesty took that and SLANDERED AND HAMMERED on him along with all your followers. What if they did that to your friend,family member or you. You wouldnt be pissed off? We can try it if you want? She fucked up just admit it and move on, end of story. Im not giving in until she does.

      • EM
        May 26, 2017 at 5:35 pm

        Off subject this site sucks! So many pop ups and when you try to move the screen on a ipad you hit a ad then it redirects you. Its herendous! Do you want me to redesign this website for you? Cant believe people #1 read this junk, just buy The Enquirer so you dont have to deal with all the shit on the screen.

        • Yourkidding right
          July 11, 2017 at 2:08 pm

          So this EM person is defending the guy with ad’s on Craigslist for sex and also has pictures of his privates for all to see. Yup he looks like a clean safe person to me.

    • North Country Turtle Rider
      May 24, 2017 at 11:12 pm

      I think the story was kind of worth it. I would feel a bit bad for Jeremy if I wrote this piece. Not a lot, mind you, but definitely a bit. That’s probably because I have a soul. But the record has been seemingly corrected, laughs have been had, and lessons have been learned by all. (probably not)

      As for Jeremy, my thoughts are… Okay, fine. MAYBE you’re not a child molester. But let’s not forget, everybody in State College, PA thought Jerry Sandusky was a great man who did a lot of great things for his community on Nov. 4th, 2011. Nov. 5th… not so much.

      Bottom line is this:

      If you don’t want to get called out for ‘totally misunderstood, apparently not creepy’ shit, how about not putting it out on the fucking internet for posterity? Right, wrong, or indifferent… Jeremy brought this shit storm on himself. But better yet, how about just not engaging in this ‘totally misunderstood, apparently not creepy’ behavior? (i.e. creeping around schools and playgrounds) My wife works at a fucking school and a few times over the last decade, she asked me to bring her something. You know what? I felt creepy every time as this solo dude rolling into her school and I don’t even look like a drugged-out degenerate. But do you know why I feel creepy when I’ve done nothing wrong? Because I don’t belong there and neither does Jeremy. Normal people get this. Normal men feel shame for the crimes committed by others and understand people’s wariness about a scary looking dude with no children who clearly doesn’t belong. I don’t give a fuck if you love children in the most genuine sense of the word, stay off the playgrounds and this shit won’t happen. If it does then happen, don’t post about it on Facebook. Cased closed, go fuck yourself Jeremy.

      • May 25, 2017 at 12:19 am

        Great comment and point of view. I never really meant to cause this guy harm. I just found the whole situation hilarious. I’m sure he will be fine, and I’m also sure he will stay away from parks for a while too…lol

        • North Country Turtle Rider
          May 25, 2017 at 2:42 pm

          It is hilarious! And what makes the situation so funny is that it was ALL self-inflicted.

    • EM
      May 26, 2017 at 5:23 pm

      You dont feel bad your complete sleaze. Where did your facts come from? So you are going to be at Whitco at noon? Whats that your second job to pay for your filthy apartment? How do like it when people treat you badly? As far as my post you dont know all the facts, until its taking down I’ll be visiting your sponsors and explain to them they are advertising on a sleezy site. One at a time. I know 3 of the owners personally already. I also know Tony Salerno great lawyer. Its only then I may decide to back down. The way I see it you people have more to lose than me. I dont care what people think of me, my real friends know I will always have their back till the end. So why hide behind the name “Fiesty” whats your real name? You guys can dish it out but cant take it! Unbelievable

      • Bertha Von Nation
        May 27, 2017 at 5:19 pm

        You suck as a parent. Do the teachers at that school a favor, and take your undisciplined brat out of the system, and home school him. He’s going to turn out like shit anyway, so you may as well keep him away from the kids that have a chance at a decent future. Brats like your disruptive Eugene Junior, make it harder for the teachers and principals to do their jobs, and parents like you, sugar tits, are the problem! I’ve raised a bunch of kiddos, and they all managed to get through school without being suspended. The problem is you and your kid!

      • Bertha Von Nation
        May 27, 2017 at 5:21 pm

        We know your real name. It’s Sugar tits. Shut up Sugar tits.

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