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    JezebelIn late October, the Harvard Crimson exposed a tradition amongst the Harvard men’s soccer team that involved rating the women’s soccer team’s perceived hotness in a shared document. After further investigation suggested the tradition had continued since, Harvard suspended the men’s team for the season. Now the Harvard men’s cross country team is coming forward with their own spreadsheet.

    The Crimson reports that men’s cross country captain Brandon E. Price emailed his team to ask that they “come clean with anything that we have typed down in the past,” in particular referencing a spreadsheet regularly produced by team members on the women’s cross country team. That spreadsheet was created each year before an annual dance with the women’s team, and the notes on it sometimes included comments about those women’s physical appearance.

    The Crimson obtained access to some of the cross country team’s GroupMe chats in which they discuss the soccer team scandal, and notes from the past that could potentially be incriminating: 

    “Hahaha dude 2012 was the absolute worst I saw. It got tamer each year after that,” wrote one recent graduate.

    “It’s terrible God,” agreed another member of the group, a recent College graduate.

    “Also 2014 talked about a specific person getting black dick a lot,” he wrote.

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    This is an insane, yet all too predictable story. This is what we’re up against at Turtleboy Sports. Not only are there people out there who actually believe that athletic programs should be shut down because guys have private conversations about the attractiveness of members of the opposite sex, these people actually have influence.

    Just a reminder, these guys aren’t being punished because of their actions. None of them has actually done anything that physically violated a woman. They’re being punished for their THOUGHTS. This is something that should scare the shit out of everyone. It’s Big Brother on steroids.

    And the saddest part about this are the snitch bitches who wanted to be the SJW heroes and brought this to administrators. They should be strung up by their balls and have their man cards permanently taken away from them. This is Brandon Price, the snitch who urged his team to “come clean” about a harmless spreadsheet that no one would ever see unless they came clean:

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    Seems about right. That right there is the face of a guy who clearly is destined to die a virgin. The write watch is a dead giveaway. Obviously this guy was thinking that if he ratted out his teammates then the girl on the cross country team that he’s been friend zoned by will all of a sudden realize he’s a great guy and jump his bone. But at the end of the day he’ll always just be a shoulder to cry on the next time the girl he’s in love with gets dumped by some guy from Dartmouth.

    I thought Harvard kids were supposed to be smart? Rule #1 of life as a millenial is simple – keep anything that can ever be used against you off the Internet. You know you’re going to a far left secondary institution which has zero problem censoring any speech that hurts people’s feelings. This is something I’d expect from the Salter School’s JV basketball team, not Harvard cross country and soccer.

    Anyway, all the outrage is coming from the feministos. Of course we call them feministos because they’re not real feminists like Turtleboy. We’re out here standing up against domestic violence and other real women’s issues. The feministos are the short haired, hyphenated chicks who didn’t get invited to the prom and spend all day looking for things that can potentially offend them.

    Jezebel is their favorite website ever, and the article we linked in this blog is from their site. But they’re not really feminists, because real feminists recognize that women are strong and aren’t hurt by words. If some dude doesn’t think they’re hot it’s no sweat off a real feminist’s back. You just laugh at them and say they have a small dick. That’s what strong women do.

    It’s also funny that Jezebel has a problem with rating women based on their looks, especially since they have an entire category dedicated to rating whether or not they’d fuck certain men:

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    Objectifying men is empowering, but objectifying women is misognyistic. Why? Because…..equality.

    Let’s check out what the feministos are saying about this outrageous scandal on the Facebook machine….

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    “Their behavior and attitudes towards their fellow athletes is disgraceful and abhorrent.”

    Except their attitudes towards certain women is really none of your business. Because this is America and we are not required to say nice things about each other. And their behavior? They had no behavior. No women were harmed in the making of this spreadsheet. Of course you can tell based on Emily’s Facebook page the kind of man she’s interested in:

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    Guaranteed those winners don’t have any hot or not spreadsheets on their computers.

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    A short haired woman with two last names complaining that guys in their early 20’s who judge women based on their looks are sexist. Never though I’d see the day.

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    Actually, yes Theresa. Even fat men have the right to comment on women’s looks. This is how freedom works.

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    Yup, that’s EXACLTY what will happen if Trump is arrested. Rape will be legal. People be raping EVERYONE round here!! This is a perfectly logical conclusion to draw based off of a private spreadsheet from a bunch of virgins talking about who’s hot and who’s not. Someone who is this dumb, and whose brain actually reached this conclusion, is allowed to vote on Tuesday, and without a doubt has an “I’m with Her” bumper sticker.

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    Yea, enough of this “boys will be boys” crap. Boys shouldn’t be allowed to have private conversations about girls unless they’re saying nice things. This is how America works. And as we all know, people like Elaine Herrmann Blais are VERY offended by commentary about women’s attributes.

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    VERY offended.

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    Sweet merciful fuck. Just when you thought these idiots couldn’t get any stupider. Start rising kids to be “gender neutral.” Because a penis is just a state of mind. It’s cool though, because Paris is now terrorist free as a result of her Facebook activism.

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    Ya know what the best part about all this commentary is? It’s all taking place on Facebook. Ya know, the website that Mark Zuckerburg started at HARVARD because he wanted to rate which girls were hot and which girls were not. These feministos were so offended by his sexism that they used his social media platform and helped build his unregulated billion dollar empire. Because they’re just smart like that.

    Anyway, everyone and their mother knows for a fact that women are just as capable as men are of rating the opposite sex in their private conversations. And there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. But because we’re living in a PC society that doesn’t allow anyone to say things that doesn’t make everyone feel warm and fuzzy inside, speech is being censored all across the country. Particularly speech coming from white guys, because no one feels bad for them. THIS is why Turtleboy is voting for Trump. Not because we think he’ll make a good President, but because we want all this miserable hags to wake up on Wednesday and hate their lives.

     

     

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    Discussion

    1. Sterling Turtle Rider


      No science fiction writer could have predicted that the thought police of the future (soon to be present), woul dbe a bunch of upthight, short haired, hyphenated-name wackadoos who couldn’t get it if they paid for it. Gotta love the world some people want us to live in.

      1. Reality


        A big problem is the Millennial skinny jeans wearing friend-zoned thirsty beta male orbiters who enable these trolls in the hopes of maybe getting a pity fuck out of it. Years ago before men were feminized, none of this nonsense would have been put up with. Once President Pantsuit gets into office, the feminazis will have free reign. Screw your first amendment rights, it’s all about my feeeeeelings!!!

    2. Sal Monella


      When cell phones first came out they were analog and easy to listen to, all you needed was a radio that tuned in the range between 800 and 900 MHz. Now they are digital, frequency hopping and encrypted, impossible for the average person to intercept. My point? It was fun, hilarious and disturbing to listen into your private phone calls!

      Up until it was a felony to do so (never tested in court) reporters did this all the time, getting the scoop on stories about politicians as they were the only ones who could afford them initially.

      One thing I learned is that women are just as potty mouthed as men when talking to each other. They also have a healthy sex drive too. Ugly people like the SJW lesbo in the article will always be offended by everything because they are shamed of themselves for whose they are are just want to make the rest of us miserable too.

      Harvard would served the world a favor if they burned the whole fucking campus down with everyone inside.

      1. Now trending


        Well yeah Sal politicians are all lying scum bags and will pass laws to protect their lies. Let’s take the DNC for example when all of these e-mails were exposed they weren’t in the least bit concerned that the content of the mails exposed that they were all involved in criminal activities on a grand scale. Fuck no, they were pissed that someone hacked THEIR computers and instinctively blamed the Russians.

        That’s another ridiculous myth that we are taught since childhood. The Russians are out to get us! I hate to break it to those who believe that shit but NO! The Russian people aren’t sitting at home sharpening knives and singing anti America songs. They are more afraid of us going over there and killing them. In reality they don’t really give a fuck about us, they get up in the morning and go to work just like we do.

        1. Sal Monella


          Perfect points. Neocons on both sides waged the Cold War not because of real threats to our existence but because it made money for the elites. Those are the fuckers – Clinton, Bush, Kennedy, Vanderbilt, Morgan and countless others that enrich themselves on the lives of our sons and daughters. There has to be a popular uprising in this world or our grandchildren will be slaves.

      2. Reddog


        Only if Lizzy Warren is working

    3. Mediocrity


      They discussed this on the radio the other morning. One point someone made was: did they use Harvard email addresses and Harvard WiFi??

    4. Hugh Beaumont


      Oh for fuck sake! All these poor babies should be forced to live in middle east country for a year and see what it’s like to really be mistreated.

    5. Now trending


      This is the sad path society is headed down. These upset girl are right sex doesn’t sell, that’s why porn companies are all broke?
      Please let me try and break it down how men naturally think because it’s hard wired in our very being.

      Let’s take the case of the drunk cat stomping pig. No man wants to put the dick to her but maybe get a BJ off of her if you’re really drunk. We don’t really give a shit that she’s a cat stomping psycho.

      Now take the case of the Taunton daycare cutie. If she told any guy hey I like to stomp the shit out of kittens and then fuck, we would literally go out and buy a litter of kittens and pin them to the ground so that she can stomp on them just so we could get laid.

      1. BobnMic


        Ok beyond respectfully disagreeing. You are just one sick and twisted motherfuker. You should hook up with Fiesty the fake lawyer. Together you two assholes could re-invent or re-discover assholeism at it’s finest and proclaim your love for each other and provide hate across the world. Best of fucking luck to you two fucknuts…

        1. You suck at life


          Here he is… “Counter punching”… Haven’t seen a “Feisty” comment yet, loser. Sucker punching from behind… Keep fucking off pedophile faggot.

          1. BobnMic


            That is simply because you won’t comment under the Fiesty name. You will play your stupid little games here under this name as well as others then emerge as Fiesty the fake lawyer all innocent.

            It is a recurrent game with you time and time again with all kinds of homosexual and pedophile references you sick fuck because it is apparent that if you not trolling in here – you are trolling some deep dark pornograhic web sites. You.are.so.fucked.up.

            1. You suck at life


              Again… Not Feisty… You sucker punching bitch.

          2. FiestyLawyerLady


            It’s insane because even after Turtle girl confirmed I am not stalking this guy, he still accuses me of doing it. It’s a lost cause….

            He doesn’t understand that all of these people raping him on here don’t necessarily like me, they just highly dislike him.

            1. BobnMic


              No you fucking clueless idiot. She confirmed on her page only. Not in general so do not think you got away with all of your stalking and bullshit not withstanding SSTG’s article in question.

              Do NOT try and take that for a spin around the block you piece of shit. She was referring to the attacks on her in that article only. Not in general and with all that you do. Do not play that up and take advantage. Of course it does not surprise me that you would. Fucking idiot.

    6. GoneWest


      “Glad they are dragging out these low lifes out” Bitch do you go to Harvard? If you don’t then take a seat. Besides, since they go to Harvard, they’re probably using some complicated formula that is extremely accurate.

    7. Kenny Powers


      Jezebel, written by angry broads, for other angry broads….angry about men breathing.

      Raising children gender neutral, holy shitsnacks. The best way this can be summed up is a quote by the worlds best secret agent.

      “idiots doing idiot things, because they are idiots.”
      Sterling Archer

    8. Mike


      They suspended 2 sports that really don’t matter. i am sure this happens across all the sports teams. Soccer and track, sports for people who cant make it playing real sports.

      1. You suck at life


        The soccer team was ranked 18 in the nation. By forfeiting the last 2 games they miss the playoffs (and costs the school a share of the NCAA money, not that Harvard needs that). When that is what you do, that is a serious punishment. Some of those guys have a shot at playing pro in the most popular (highest paying) sport on the planet. Personal preference aside.

        1. Ya ok buddy


          Soccer sucks and so don’t you.

      2. Bill


        Take personal preference to the sport out of it… Soccer is the most popular, highest paying sport on the planet. Highest paid NFL, Andrew Luck, $25.5 million. NBA, Lebron James, $22.9 million. MLB, Mark Texiera, $23.1 million. Soccer, Cristiano Ronaldo, $82 million. More than the other 3 combined. And that doesn’t count

        If the US would see that, some of our best athletes could be making serious $$.

        1. Rk


          Ronaldo makes 23.6 million euros per year. Google’s your friend.

          1. Bill


            I got the number from Forbes. It included bonuses for international pay and championship league etc.

    9. Reddog


      The Harvard adminisration are a bunch of thin skin sissys,so afraid of upsetting people. People need to grow the fuck up and suck it up.

    10. Hanging Chad


      Let’s be honest, there can and will never be any investigation of any of the NCAA football or basketball players behaviors. The entire team bus could be loaded with drugs, guns and prostitutes and the entire school board would just look the other way.

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