Harwich Gypsy Mom Blaming Neighbors And Running To The Press Because Her Kid Won’t Stop Cutting Through People’s Lawns To Get To The Bust Stop

Harwich Gypsy Mom Blaming Neighbors And Running To The Press Because Her Kid Won’t Stop Cutting Through People’s Lawns To Get To The Bust Stop

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Tons of people have been sending us this story about a whiny kid from the Cape whose gypsy mom has been contacting every news outlet in the state to complain about her disobedient kid getting ticketed for repeatedly walking through someone’s yard on the way to the bust stop.

“She knows she’s been doing something she’s been asked not to do, and yet she continued to do it.”

That’s the only thing that matters. It’s their property. They have every right to tell other people not to walk on it. They don’t NEED a reason, but they have a pretty good one anyway:

“But Taylor said she did not want to take any chances with a child cutting through her yard after being the target of a lawsuit years ago. A girl who came onto the property uninvited to visit a pet dog tripped and broke her leg, Taylor said. “I was sued because she had fallen in my yard,” she said. Her concerns grew after she spotted Autumn climbing over debris from a fallen tree in her backyard, Taylor said.”

Yup, she doesn’t wanna get sued. Again. Seems like a pretty good reason to keep a kid out of your yard. Especially when her Mom is obviously a some sort of gypsy, and everyone knows that gypsies are always looking for a way to make a quick buck.

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Grandma Turtleboy taught me not to judge a book by its cover, but I completely reject that now as an adult. The cover is the most important part of the book. And this lady’s face is covered in barbed wire. In case you haven’t picked up on it yet, she’s playing the “people are mean to us because we intentionally dress like circus freaks” card. That’s why her face is better protected than Shirley Max. She doesn’t choose to look like that because it’s comfortable. Literally everything in life is harder when you have three lip rings and pink hair. It’s harder to eat, speak, kiss, and apply for a loan. The only reason to do this to yourself is because you’re purposely trying to look ugly so you can victimize yourself. Because when you’re white the race card isn’t in play.

According to gypsy Mom it’s everyone’s fault but her and her daughter’s, including the school:

The police report also refers to Autumn getting a talking to by the school resource officer and principal, information which appalled Blanchard. 

“I’m her mother,” Krystal Blanchard said. “If I’d had a chance to speak to her it wouldn’t have got to this level. My daughter respects me and would listen to me.”

Hey, here’s an idea Mom – your daughter should’ve “respected” other people’s property. Especially when they told her a million times to stop doing what she was doing. Maybe you should be mad at her for not telling you what she was doing every day. Nah, nothing is ever her fault. Let’s blame the cops, the neighbors, and the school instead.

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Naturally the school district is caving to the pressure and is moving the school bus closer to her house:

“I am beyond distressed by this situation,” said Krystal Blanchard, Autumn’s mother. “I can’t imagine why it had to go to this level. Someone should have spoken to me.” 

But no one involved Krystal Blanchard, who said she already had been lobbying school officials for a bus stop closer to the family’s rental home on Bells Neck Road.

Look, I drive through towns like Holden, Dudley, Grafton, Auburn, and many more, and I want to KILL MYSELF because the buses literally stop at every house. Not even kidding. I’ve seen buses stop at three consecutive homes on the same side of the street. Because God forbid any kid get any exercise. We’ve wanted to do a blog on it for so long, it would just be weird if se started posting videos of nine year olds getting on a bus. But kids in towns get door to door service. That doesn’t exist in Worcester. In Worcester there are three bus stops for a busload of 50 kids. Sometimes you have to walk half a mile to the bus stop, but you’ll survive.

And you know why they don’t do door to door service in Worcester? Because parents aren’t whiny little bitches who complain every time junior has a runny nose. And if they did complain their voices would be lost in a sea of bureaucracy. Not in towns though. In towns you get more bang for your buck, and that includes door to door bus service. Glad to see Harwich was one of the few towns that still has community bus stops. But those days are probably over now.

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The kid’s commentary says it all:

“I wasn’t doing anything. I wasn’t doing anything to their lawn. I didn’t burn anything on their lawn. I didn’t start any gardens.”

But you were doing something Autumn. You were doing something the repeatedly asked you NOT to do. And you did it anyway because it benefited you. It made your trip to the bus stop shorter. She genuinely believes she was doing nothing wrong, because her Mom has taught her to be the victim and run to the press instead of being accountable for your actions.

Most importantly, what kind of mother puts her 11 year old kid up to public scrutiny like this? It’s bad enough this kid probably has trouble making friends in school because they’re new to town and her mother look like she got beat up by Captain Hook. But as parents it’s up to us to protect our children, not throw them in front of the cameras because we’re too lazy too parent.



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40 Comment(s)
  • September 4, 2017 at 3:37 pm

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  • James
    March 29, 2017 at 5:57 pm

    Hahahahahahahaha, Krystal has always been a wicked dumb bitch.

  • Your Dandy Uncle
    March 29, 2017 at 5:29 pm

    Nice headline… “Bust Stop”. Call someone out for being lazy and forget to proofread past the headline! You’re doing it wrong, fellas.

  • Allyson Ross
    March 29, 2017 at 4:56 pm

    You are an ass for belittling a little girl and her family. How would you all feel if this was your child? Demeaning and arrogant comments from someone who can’t even spell appropriately? At least turn on your spell check if you are going to insult and eleven year old girl on the internet where no one can see you. You cowardly hypocritical dooche. You are probably a fat 40 something year old with a goatee sitting in front of your computer in your mother’s basement. Who are you to comment on someone else’s path? Go back to playing your dungeons and dragons or whatever the hell you keep yourself busy with besides attempting to ruin lives. Tell your mom I say hi.

  • Taylor
    March 29, 2017 at 4:01 pm

    Honestly, I can’t even believe what I am reading. I completely understand why the home owners would not want the girl walking on her lawn, and why they took the route they did. But, you literally took time and energy out of your day to INSULT someone you DON’T know. I’m reading comments of people saying that this ELEVEN YEAR OLD girl needs to lose some weight? How awful could you be. Regardless of how they portray themselves NO ONE has the right to be an inconsiderate asshole. Point. Blank. Period. There are people who are literally saying “wise ass little freak”. ALL of you are DISGUSTING human beings. And I hope and pray that you learn some respect yourselves while you’re typing away on your computers about how disrespectful this little girl is.
    And most importantly to the author of this article. If you want to take the time to write an article for the public to read, one where you want to insult and disrespect the people involved, I would recommend you proof read you writings. Its called a BUS stop not a BUST stop. Good try though. You must have been way too caught up on talking shit about an 11 year old girl to remember how to write properly.
    And on a final note. I am really glad to see where the people of the community, where I have spent my whole life in , is spending their time. Scrolling through the internet to find someone to insult to make themselves feel better about how much they suck. themselves. Congrats Cape Cod, maybe next week we can all gang up on a 5 year old.

    • Talisman
      March 29, 2017 at 4:35 pm

      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; OR ABRIDGING THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

      So, you’re wrong, anybody and everybody has every right to be an inconsiderate asshole. Point. Blank. Period. If not, Philadelphia would cease to exist
      Even you, by coming here and displaying the exact same disrespect and assholiness you accuse others of. If you don’t like what someone has to say, don’t fucking read it. Otherwise, call your representatives tell them you want the First Amendment repealed.

      • Taylor
        March 30, 2017 at 9:54 am

        I’m glad to see you’re justifying people ganging up on an 11 year old. Maybe next week we can gang up on your kids and see how you like it

    • Kate
      March 29, 2017 at 5:56 pm

      Well said.. this was a really sad article and the comments are horrifying. Ask the girl to go around and call it a day.

    • Hope
      March 29, 2017 at 7:05 pm

      Let’s also point out that they forgot to mention in this article that the eleven year old is friends with the homeowners daughters and the other ones granddaughter and has been invited on the property by her.

  • Beverly Hobbs
    March 29, 2017 at 3:23 pm

    Dude, calling it a “bust stop” undermines your whole argument. It is a bus stop. Also, what does the people’s appearance have to do with anything? Respect and disrespect come in all outfits, both in suits and sweats.

    • Clownie MaGee
      March 31, 2017 at 11:08 am

      Appearance matters. If you look like a clown, then you are a clown.

  • Megan
    March 29, 2017 at 11:37 am


  • bigdaddy
    March 29, 2017 at 8:48 am

    This future fupasloth should take the long way to the bus stop she needs the exercise
    BTW I noticed when I saw this story they cropped the photo to leave out mommy ratchet

  • Jack Mehoff
    March 29, 2017 at 8:44 am

    Saw an interview on TV of the landowner who filed the complaint of trespassing. Looked like a dyke. Bet she’ll be at the next anti-Trump rally protesting the Wall on the Mexican border.


  • March 29, 2017 at 7:33 am

    Bust stop?? Lolol

  • Fed Up
    March 29, 2017 at 5:37 am

    Mom should blame the deadbeat that sued the neighbor the first time and ruined it for everyone.

    March 29, 2017 at 2:29 am

    Wow, how to make yourself completely unemployable in 3 easy lessons, rings, studs, hair color

  • Me1333
    March 28, 2017 at 11:25 pm

    I guess I’m old because I recall having no bus since we didn’t live over a mile from the school. I walked for years and I was in great shape. Maybe that’s why most kids are over weight. I believe Spfld added side walks years ago so more kids could walk safely to school. They changed the requirements to 2 miles. Kids need more discipline.

  • Whiny Cape Snowflakes
    March 28, 2017 at 8:22 pm

    I grew up on the Cape–it used to be so normal with normal people.
    Now it’s slowly turning into another yuppie/nutty Amherst town,
    especially the lower cape. And what a stupid brat. Where’s dad?
    Does he have green hair?

  • Independent Thinker
    March 28, 2017 at 4:54 pm

    Would you hire either one of these to work for you and to represent you or your company? If this is all we have to work with, our country is really in big trouble.

    Also, stay off of private property unless you have permission. It isn’t yours, although these days, a lot of people tend to think they have certain rights over the private property of others. That’s why we see more and more gated communities. It’s to keep the trash out.

  • Jeff
    March 28, 2017 at 4:39 pm

    Any chance these gypsies are related/affiliated with the Stupendous Stanley Brothers of “Church of the End Times” fame?

  • Turd Burglestein
    March 28, 2017 at 4:39 pm


    • Marie Guilmette's Weasened Whiskerbiscuit
      March 28, 2017 at 7:16 pm

      Can I suck your dick?

      • Turd Burglestein
        March 28, 2017 at 8:04 pm

        You can try. You can use a crane, you can tie 1000 helium balloons to my limp dick….it ain’t going anywhere. It’s been a long time since I had an erection. But go ahead. You might get a little bit of sludgy stuff to dribble out.

      • Thug Banker
        March 28, 2017 at 8:19 pm

        Stay away you whore. And no, you can’t suck any of these dicks either.

        • Turd Burglestein
          March 28, 2017 at 8:27 pm

          You 2 know each other? I’m pretty much impotent but I wouldn’t mind servicing both of you orally. Let me know if you’re interested. My dick don’t work but my tongue still does. I can also extend my jaw fairly wide to accommodate the girth of your penis.

  • wabbitt
    March 28, 2017 at 3:55 pm

    The next generation of ultra left wing lunatics is already scaring the fuck out of me.

  • Al Savioli
    March 28, 2017 at 3:43 pm

    Arrest her for trespassing after she doesn’t pay the fine , arrest her again for contempt and maybe she’ll find true love in prison where someone wil “understand ” her!!!

  • paul
    March 28, 2017 at 3:16 pm

    She looks like she could use the exercise.
    These people go out of their way to try to be and look different then complain because people treat them different. The stupid really runs deep.

  • Jenny Craig
    March 28, 2017 at 3:12 pm

    We have a 8 week special going for April, two for one price deal.

  • Mediocrity
    March 28, 2017 at 2:16 pm

    Channel 7 was a bit different

    And they DID change the bus stop so the girl does not need to go through anyone’s yard. Nobody should be whining now.

  • Duke Westwood
    March 28, 2017 at 1:53 pm

    What we have here is a total lack of respect for others. Why respect others? It’s all about me, me, me. Look at me. I’m unique and special. They don’t own property and have to concern themselves with people invading their personal space. So why should it bother anyone else?

  • KJDS
    March 28, 2017 at 1:49 pm

    “My daughter respects me and would listen to me.”

    I know that if my mom had looked like a bedazzled unicorn when I was young, I would have had a TON of respect for her.

    I really want a large magnet . . .

  • Turd Burglestein
    March 28, 2017 at 1:43 pm

    Hopefully with all that extra metal she’s sporting a lightning bolt will find its way to her. Fingers crossed.

    March 28, 2017 at 1:40 pm

    Wow Pink has really let herself go. Pretty in Pink but makes my dinky shrink

  • me
    March 28, 2017 at 1:17 pm

    getting sued is the same reason i don’t want kids on my property. and come summer the loitering is gonna get a fix.

    as the article states the property owners don’t need a reason. “because it is mine and not yours retards” is all that is required. but one quick question–are the property owners allowed to erect fences?

  • WouldntULike2Know
    March 28, 2017 at 1:07 pm

    UGH those freakin brows though. WHY IS THAT A THING??

  • Coach
    March 28, 2017 at 1:05 pm

    The Coach would call a “trick play” where the mom gets a good hard kick in the arse.

  • Foster home time
    March 28, 2017 at 1:00 pm

    Another example of not obeying laws and thinks one is entitled to break laws. Imagine having a delusional mother like her, not teaching the kid properly.

  • Justice
    March 28, 2017 at 12:49 pm

    You hit the nail right on the head (or at least through the bottom lip,) TB. The kid was told NOT to cut through. She is trespassing. She is breaking the law. Why isn’t she being held accountable? Throw her in a dention center or residential facility for 2 weeks. That will straighten her blue haired ass out. Punk piece of shit. Wise ass little freak. As for gypsy mom…throw her in jail as well for a couple weeks. Bet the kid will never trespass again. Another example of kids doing as they please because the parent is there to defend them and fight their battle.

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