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Congressman Jim McGovern’s infamous crime family has had a stranglehold on Central Massachusetts for quite some time now. Jimmy gets to choose the Mayor, City Councilor, State Reps, U.S. Senators, and other elected officials by dictating his underlings to campaign for the people he endorses. But last night proved that the only obstacle he cannot overcome is Turtleboy. Jimmy backed Hillary Clinton in 2008 when she ran against Obama. She almost won. He does this in order to kiss her ass in the hopes that if and when they win, they start sending home pork with Uncle Jimmy, he makes everyone happy, and they keep voting for him. Not surprisingly he endorsed her again this year, since obviously she was gonna beat Bernie.
But it didn’t work out as planned.
But in local elections Uncle Jimmy can usually use his influence to get his guys and gals elected. Well this year he chose Moses “the woman beater” Dixon.
And he got destroyed.
The guy has been in Congress for so long, and he is so entrenched that no one even bothers running against him. Even hilarious left wing comedian Bill Maher thinks that’s kind of ridiculous.
But this year he got his best challenge since he got elected in 1996, as the ballot boxes were overflowing with votes for Turtleboy:
We even got a vote for Sheriff!!
Poll workers all over the area were talking about all the votes Turtleboy got against Uncle Jimmy. Is there any way to find this out? Do they keep track of this stuff? Because we demand a recount. Maybe we should run against him in two years. Are 12 year old half naked boys made out of stone allowed to run for office? In fairness, I’ve been 12 for over 100 years now. Can’t help it. But I definitely feel like Turtleboy could do a much better job than Jim McGovern. And unlike him we actually have influence and the people clearly support us.
Great day for Turtleboy. Bad day for Uncle Jimmy and the McGovern Crime Family.
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