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    I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but it appears as if Turtleboy has no choice in the matter – we have to root for the Buffalo Bills on Sunday:

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    We have to join the savages. It’s like voting for Trump or Hillary. You never thought you’d see the day, and it goes against everything you believe in. But…….what else can ya do? Luckily the Bills are at home, they wear red white and blue, they’ve won three games in a row, and Bills Mafia are the most vile and savage fans in the NFL. There’s no way Kaepernick is gonna be able to focus on the game. No way Bills Mafia will allow that. From the moment he takes his knee during the Anthem he’s gonna get relentlessly destroyed. Buffalo is not a place you wanna be if you’re gonna shit on America. I mean, he’s got the right to, but they have the right to destroy his soul too. Go Bills!!

    P.S. I know it’s kind of the most popular joke on the Internet right now, but this is actually a brilliant idea:

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    Can you do that? Can they just play the National Anthem on repeat the entire game? What’s he gonna do? I know it’s a meme, but it’s brilliant and sinister and I love it.

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    1. JoeMomma


      Don’t high school teams play on Friday night?

    2. juror seven esq.


      Get 20,000 or maybe 30,000 fans to stand and sing the National Anthem when Catnip goes up to the line would be simply brilliant. Also a wonderful way to make the SJW blow a use.

      1. juror seven esq.


        Sorry, blow a fuse.

    3. Fatfingr Lou


      The fraudulent Bills are this year’s 2015 Jest. They will probably roll the 9’ers, and will wait to be punched out by the REAL bully on the block, in front of their savages, in a couple of weeks.

      Brady is coming Buffabaloneyans!

    4. AJ


      He might be kneeling on every down, he’s got that big Afro in his face. Can’t wait to see how quick he can get out of his own way…..especially if he’s got white linemen letting the defense run by to crush him. Looking forward to seeing how his team mates feel about him on the field at game time……I see helmet to helmet hits on the menu this week. The legit men of the NFL are about football, not SJW movements……

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