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OK – we all know that Turtleboy is a frequent target of anti-free speech, always-looking-to-be-offended SJWs everywhere – you know, like Etel Haxhiaj, Worcester CAC board member who recently lambasted the highly qualified (and incredibly talented poet) Attorney Margaret Melican for her ‘connection’ with Turtleboy, which Etel painted as a ‘hate’ blog that ‘frequently attacks women of color,’ ultimately denying Margaret a place on the zoning board regardless of her credentials. Well, we’re not any of that drivel. Our staff is mostly comprised of women, and, we have women of color on the payroll. We love everyone so long as you’re not a dreg of society. We only put the bad guys on blast, those who deserve it based on their asshattery. And this blog is no exception.
A turtlerider hit our inbox with one of the most insane, racist, and insecure messages we’ve seen in awhile.
“Siren Lee” AKA Amanda Lee Kivlin, age 29, formerly of Haverhill, Bradenton, FL, and most recently, Somerville, is the lovely racist fupaslothamus you see here.
She likes to wear headwraps over her greasy, stringy hair and Dollar Tree special stunna shades with her ankle-holder hoops in her ears. Fupaslothamus also has an affinity for calling women with some beautiful melanin going on the ‘n’ word and monkey. Seems legit.
So – the background here is that “Siren,” which is a rather apt pseudonym given that she’s heard them coming after her a time or ten, is currently dating a man named Josh. Josh happens to be Lianna’s ex. From what I’ve gathered, Lianna and Josh have not been together for quite some time and share a son. The ratchetacular and ever-insecure Fupaslothamus cannot handle that and has taken to the Facebook machine to voice her displeasure at her boyfriend of TWO WHOLE MONTHS communicating with the woman with whom he shares a child.
I gotta hand it to Lianna here. She handled this shit with grace and poise that NSTB would not be able to muster. I would have gone and given that chick the high-ten in her face that she earned. She gets off rather easily with a ‘cunt’ and “who raised you, a crackhead?” which I think is a pretty fair assessment, considering
Fupaslothamus is covered in jailhouse-quality tattoos, especially the giant tittoo tribute piece to her momma. I’m sure it made her mom all warm and fuzzy inside to know that when her daughter’s getting rammed and the dude looks down at her titties, he’s gonna see Momma. I can’t think of a more fitting white-trash mural for this ratchet.
Not to be outdone, Fupaslothamus then took to her own Facebook wall to call Lianna out yet again since she clearly wasn’t getting the response she’d hope to elicit
OK – first: Lianna is fucking ADORABLE. She is a beautiful woman, and from what we’re told, volunteers with children in Somerville, which makes her both beautiful inside and out. And normal people don’t go around calling their boyfriend’s exes the ‘n’ word because of their insecurity issues, nor do they bring children into it. Lianna didn’t deserve this shit, and no, Fupaslothamus, she does not resemble a monkey. However, YOU resemble this dude right here
You both have the same hair type, so maybe you can drop him some tips for headwrap techniques, boo.
Turns out, Fupaslothamus’s insecurity runs deep. She’s a certified man-beater, having been arrested for domestic abuse not once but twice:
This gutterslug takes advantage of the woman card, thinking she can hit a dude with no repercussions because he ‘can’t’ hit her back. That in and of itself is disgusting and I’m happily surprised she was arrested for her crimes – but imagine what she HAS done that she wasn’t arrested for. It’s common that men who are subject to physical violence from women are often laughed off by authorities and it’s gotta stop because #equality
What Fupaslothamus is doing on the Facebook machine is pathetic – she’s attacking another woman who is minding her business, enjoying a good read and her child, who is not going to drop what she’s doing to go look for her skeezy ass to take her to poundtown. “Siren” is a little bitch, plain and simple. She’s a scared, insecure girl who also, oddly enough, seemed to have a pretty high opinion of herself at one point. She is an “amateur model” with a profile on ExploreTalent that appears to be made before she hit the hardcore drugs and let her friends treat her like a Doodle Bear
This is one of her ‘modeling’ pics, btw
Call me crazy, but, something tells me she’s not getting many gigs except for maybe a cameo appearance on Bang Bus before she gets rolled out for looking like a walking visage of Hepatitis C.
Anyway, since she’s gone and taken her Facebook down (for now) we’re unable to call her out there. However, we heard that Amanda Lee Kivlin, AKA Siren Lee, NKA Fupaslothamus lives somewhere on Highland Ave. in Somerville.
Highland Ave stretches from the hipster haven of Davis Square all the way over to Prospect Hill. Something tells me her section 8 den is probably closer to Prospect Hill than Davis. So, if you see her out on the street, I’d LOVE for you to tell her that you saw her in all her Fupaslothamus glory on Turtleboy, and that she is a racist cuntflap who does not deserve to be in a community as blended as Somerville is.
Turtleriders, do your thing – she needs to become a social pariah, and, needs a one way ticket to Turtleboy’s Ratchet Island ASAP.