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Help Us Find This Palmer Junkie Who Robbed A Disabled Vietnam Vet Of His Entire Pension In Series Of Three Horrible Break Ins 

Alright Turtleriders, we need your help locating a junkie slugrake who robbed a helpless disabled Vietnam veteran of his entire pension.

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Chris Champney, of Palmer, sought out some help on Facebook from a friend of his from high school name Stephanie Joley. They had known each other for about fifteen years and had been close since school. Stephanie felt bad for him, seeing that he was claiming he was homeless, that his baby momma had left him, and offered him a warm bed and meal for a night. Here he is starting the sob story to his old friend:

She didn’t have room for him at her own house so she brought him over to her Dad’s.

Stephen Joley is a disabled decorated Army Veteran who served two tours in Vietnam.

Stephen actually liked Chris, and enjoyed his company the one night he stayed, so Stephen said Chris could stay at his house while he got back on his feet.

“My dad offered him a continued roof over his head, watched the super bowl with him , went grocery shopping to stock the house up with food for him, which because of his disability is a nearly impossible, painful, feat for my father. He did it to try to help this dude out and the scumbag payed him back by robbing him of his entire VA check from his pocket while he slept, as well as his debit card. He charged it up and my dad cancelled it and got a new one,” Stephanie says. 

These are what were found in his room after Chris got the boot.

Oh, but wait. It doesn’t end here. Even after Stephen kicked Chris out of his house, Chris had planned ahead for it. He had left himself a re-entry point by cutting holes in the screen of the window so that he could crawl back in when he needed to.

Stephen, after his two tours, is nearly deaf from combat warfare and Chris used that weakness to exploit the Vet by sneaking back in and not being heard. He waited until Stephen was asleep and stole his debit card, all of his prescription medication (which was mostly for blood pressure and totally useless to get high on) and linked Stephen’s debit card to his own PayPal account to drain the man of whatever he had left.

Oh, the junkie prick still wasn’t done. Yesterday morning Chris broke BACK in to Stephen’s house, this time with a knife in case the old man fought back, took a third debit card and once again slept in the upstairs without Stephen knowing it. He has been tormenting this poor man. All and all he took the last $3500 Stephen had.

Chris now has multiple warrants out for his arrest. He is known to frequent Palmer, West Springfield, and Ware. He will be arrested in the spot for Felony Larceny on a Disabled person. We need your help in finding him. Because of his nightly break ins, Stephen hasn’t slept and his health is in danger because of the stress.

Before Chris was ousted out of his family’s home he had emptied his five year-old son’s bank account to buy drugs.

Tell me again how this is a disease? You people making excuses for these wastes of life should be hauled off the prison with them.

If you see this waste of oxygen call:

Detective McCain of Springfield  413-787-6355

Detective O’Brien of Palmer 413-505-5953




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48 Comment(s)
  • John
    March 14, 2017 at 8:19 pm

    All us junkies are not all like that scumbag. You can easily put the blame on all junkies but knowing he was an addict you were manipulated and let him stay , and to boot with your dad. Sounds like to me the person you should be blaming is urself. I do hope they catch him and will
    Pray for you and your dad, but please don’t judge and put the rest of us in that category

    • Keeper0fxhearts
      March 19, 2017 at 9:29 pm

      Yeah. I blame myself for being a good person and not assuming that everyone is a drug addict trying to screw anyone they can over. I should rot in hell because this scumbag is fucked in the head and the heart to the point where he could do something like this. Anyone who tries to help anyone and is able to be manipulated by scam artists should all rot in hell…just always be a total dick and assume the worst in everyone, right? Great way to be….

  • Lynn
    March 6, 2017 at 7:37 pm

    Who took the pic of him breaking into guest bedroom?

    • South Shore Turtlegirl
      March 6, 2017 at 7:51 pm

      That’s not him. It’s a relative showing how it was done.

      • Lynn
        March 9, 2017 at 3:52 pm

        Well from living there first and for most knowing of what has happened in that home Stephanie is not a angel nornis anyone they claim to be friemds with. They will rob you, steal your dignity make it feel like it was their fault all with the poor vet who is a lovely man. Stuck in a awful whirlwind of drugs. He wants to believe everyone is good especially his daughter but she’s the worst. They live in filth and drugs

        • Keeper0fxhearts
          March 19, 2017 at 5:27 pm

          Lol there is only one “person” this could be. How about using your real name Holly? I know you’re pissed that your backpage and numerous other hooker advertisements were exposed, but you need to keep your mentally deranged projection issues to yourself. They are shameful and make you sound fucking ridiculous. Accusing the homeowner of “breaking in” and peeing on floors and smearing poop on walls is just one of your funnier moments. If you only knew how much people get a kick out of Holly stories and how much of a dope head joke you are, you would be absolutely ashamed. Not going to get into specifics, but you are DEFINITELY a walking, [shit]talking, pathologically lying turtleboy story in and of yourself. I hope “detoxing” with all your booze and dope ended up working out for you.

        • Keeper0fxhearts
          March 19, 2017 at 5:29 pm

          Also lol the filth and drugs WE live in? Shall I take a few pics of the situation you left us with upstairs after we finally got you out? You left a dildo or something of that sort in literally every drawer of your old room. Is Lynn you stripper or hooker name?

  • John
    March 6, 2017 at 12:08 pm

    Regardless of how scummy he’s being, and not handing out excuses. Addiction is a disease. What is it, one more time for the ignorant people in the back?? Addiction. Is. A. Disease. It makes you have uncontrollable urges and do things a rational sober mind would not. People end up finding themselves years later asking how they got there, and wishing someone helped them sooner. I understand the viewpoint of this article is that this man is scum for stealing from a disabled vet, but he’s not lucid.

    • March 6, 2017 at 1:09 pm

      No that is regret from bad chooses Ben there don dat
      You only know your faults when your sober stay sober my friend

    • I hate stupid people.
      March 6, 2017 at 1:24 pm

      No adiction is not a disease. Lupis, AIDS, cancer, Parkinson’s those are diseases. No one chooses to get cancer, do addicts choose to do drugs? Ok the ONLY time I can see addiction being a disease is in the case of a baby born with an addiction because their shit stain mother did drugs while she was pregnant. That baby DID NOT CHOOSE to be born an addict. Otherwise it is NOT a disease. These people did whatever drug they did willingly knowing that there was a chance you could be addicted to said drug. If anyone says “I didn’t know said drug was addicting must have been living under a rock or in a cave because I have known that since 7th grade D.A.R.E. Oh and I have seen a TV within the past few years. So quit trying to make a choice a disease.

  • Unknown
    March 6, 2017 at 10:57 am

    It’s funny how you people are saying this guy is awful and he robbed a disabled man for his money yeah it is a terrible thing but then the same people are commenting to each other talking about come to my house I’ll fuck you up I’ll kill you starting comment Wars and then 4 comments ago you’re saying that this person is disgusting for what he’s doing but then you’re over here telling someone you’re going to fight them and kill them so what does that make you and you act like you’ve never been drunk before and done stupid things yeah it might not be everyday getting high but still people make bad choices just like all of you right now calling this one person a scumbag a piece of shit but then on your other comments you saying this and that I’ll do this I’ll do that that’s why this world is in need seriously need of help

    • I hate stupid people.
      March 6, 2017 at 1:11 pm

      There isn’t much of a difference between the person stealing from a vet and some shit stain white supremacist. I don’t give a flying fuck if you are pink, orange, black, yellow, green or white we are all humans. I don’t give a flying fuck what made up God you pray to as long as that God doesn’t want you to kill innocent people. Wwy HATES people because of a religion that harms no one. I have said a million times there are shit stains on society from all colors and religions but a few bad apples don’t make all of them bad. The way I see it is when you find the true shit stains of humanity you should be able to wipe them away. Wwy is one of those white shit stains and there are plenty of other white shit stains that should be wiped away. If we could clean the world of shit stains it would smell a lot better.

  • Unknown
    March 6, 2017 at 10:34 am

    This story is very sad and I read the whole thing and I really felt like I should have helped but reading your last comment about that waste of life an should be hauled off to jail too I’m a former addict I know what it’s like never robb elderly you know or people just shoplifting to feed my habit but after your comment about it being a disease maybe you should know a little bit more before you speak on it just after reading your last comment that’s one less person that isn’t going to help I’m sorry and I hope he does get caughtt good luck I’m not going to waste my time

    • Unknown
      March 6, 2017 at 10:46 am

      / / / / / / / /
      ***About not being a disease and it’s a choice***

  • Wwy
    March 6, 2017 at 12:33 am

    The kid stole for drug use,the Vietnam guy killed for the kike Kissinger for drugs to be sold in America only heroes from that war is the 3 million killed Vietnamese,the u.s were just drug dealers.History 101. Det. McCain has to be the funniest thing we know senator McCain left his brain in a hole somewhere in Vietnam.

  • I hate stupid people
    March 5, 2017 at 8:27 pm

    There is the problem with society right there. That low life needs the $0.25 fix. Being a drug addict isn’t a disease it is a fuckin choice. I hope the local PD watches the house and arrests Chris when he shows up to break in. It would be a terrible thing if they happened to think he had a weapon and shot him. I’m sure some turtle rider will see him and turn his ass in. CHRIS you might not know it but the TURTLE is EVERYWHERE and the TURTLE is ALWAYS WATCHING.

    • Wwy
      March 6, 2017 at 1:31 am

      Being a gay Jew like yourself is a disease definitely not a choice,who would choose the ass of the human race. Kikes like you bring down America.

      • I hate stupid people.
        March 6, 2017 at 2:00 am

        Any time any place.

        • Wwy
          March 7, 2017 at 12:51 am

          You poor thing is it a disease or a choice waiting for answer and I already told you meet me at aushwitz on April 20 me kicking your ass here would be a hate crime cause kikes are so weak,over there you’ll just be another one,Americas run by kikes not very smart people. Jew wars is all they know. Sounds like a disease to me you poor thing. Some people thought Jews were smart,only at using people.

      • I hate stupid people.
        March 6, 2017 at 2:05 am

        You are just as big of a fuckin cunt as Brian Albrecht. Another shit smear on society. Karma is a bitch.

  • Magic Lantern
    March 5, 2017 at 7:46 pm

    We’ll be looking for him, think he was in here not too long ago.

  • March 5, 2017 at 7:35 pm

    Someone should get this guy a cyanide pill or have him inject Drano in his arm. The world would be a better place! Why pay for this guy to be in prison? He’s never going to be productive!

  • JG
    March 5, 2017 at 7:25 pm

    Addiction is not a disease it’s an mental illness! And there’s a big difference. I went to school with him and grew up with him but what he did is absolutely disgusting! People wonder why there isn’t many good people left in this world and it’s because of scumbags like him!!

    • ZephyrCat
      March 5, 2017 at 7:47 pm

      Thank you! Finally someone who can think & use a bit of logic instead of the ‘kill ’em all & let God sort it out’ idiotspeek.

  • Jay Berge
    March 5, 2017 at 7:00 pm

    This crack head hit me up this summer. Haven’t talked to him in years. He told me he was stuck in new York and needed money wired to him . Knowing that he was a junky I told him I would for two days I kept him thinking I was gonna loan him the money . The stories that he kept coming up with was priceless… He definitely needs to sit in jail for a long while. Such a loser !

  • ZephyrCat
    March 5, 2017 at 6:25 pm

    Nobody’s making an excuse dipfuck so untwist your panties. The drugs didn’t make this guy a dick. I guarantee he already was one, the drugs just brought out his essence of asshole. Not a disease. Mental illness yes. Although I do wish you have the need to use pain meds for say a month or 2 in your life. Then just stop. Then come back to me and tell me how you’re doing. Because then you’ll be experienced enough to set yourself up on that throne.

    • ZephyrCat
      March 5, 2017 at 6:30 pm

      For anyone who’s dense I’m not defending this dirtball. I believe he should be sat on a stump naked, have his balls nailed to the stump and then pushed over.

    • Truthhurts413
      March 5, 2017 at 6:56 pm

      Youre a weak fuck if you use needing pain meds for even 6 months and let it control you. Stop with the fucking excuses already! I had 2 back surgerys and was on pain meds for almost 4 months. You deal with it instead of turning to dope. Stop being pussys.

      • ZephyrCat
        March 5, 2017 at 7:14 pm

        I ‘m not even gonna try explaining it to you since you’ve got it down pat. Glad you were one of the people who had control. But I do wish upon you something where you’ll ask people to understand & they scoff at you. Cuz you sound really strong and super smart so I’m sure whatever it is you’ll handle it well.

      • ZephyrCat
        March 5, 2017 at 7:21 pm

        Even your fucking name is arrogant -truthhurts. Oooooh, because you know all, right? I’ve been in Narcotics Anonymous for 7 years. Go ahead, I’ll wait, tell me weak I am. It got me off drugs for a few years now. Again, I’ll wait for you mocking me. Truth is smartboy I’ve met lots & lots of recovering addicts of all ages, occupations, men & women, colors, religions, sexual preferences, etc & I’ll vouch for any of them before I’d give the time of day to you. Because why would you need the time of day? I’m sure you would already know it, cuz you’re all that & a bag of chips, right?

        • Unknown
          March 6, 2017 at 10:52 am

          You’re so right and people that live in their perfect little world that get everything from Mommy and Daddy like money and fun for school doesn’t mean people with a sickness which is alcoholism doesn’t matter if it’s drugs or liquor but people find their way in life to be members of society again and yeah that illness makes people do bad things and they do regret it because when they are sober they realize they were in the wrong and get a second chance at life and do better some of the people that I’ve met in and out of the rooms with the Sickness are some of the nicest people you will ever meet and the smartest of all race so you should do some research before we say we all should end up in jail or killed and that’s why I will not waste my time to go and help you because I am a former addict and I’m doing wonderful now so does that make me someone that deserves to be in jail now so good luck on finding him

  • UsualSuspect
    March 5, 2017 at 5:19 pm

    Chris Champney could use a little lead poisoning, right between his beady eyes.

  • Disgusted
    March 5, 2017 at 4:25 pm

    Disgusting. As mentioned before, the charges on the debit cards should be insured. I hope the daughter looks into this and can recover some of the money.

  • Rob Roy
    March 5, 2017 at 4:09 pm

    I went to school with this loser. I will definitely be on the look out for him. Having an addiction doesnt give you the right to rob someone especially a disabled vet. You don’t hear alcoholics or potheads robbing to support their habit all the time

    • The past bitch
      March 5, 2017 at 8:01 pm

      Rob Roy? As in rob Roy the dope head with the dope head family? Nigga please, go back to yo mommy judy moriartys heroin while your brother Roy moriarty shoots up beside you and throws another puppy in a wall. Sickly looking weirdo

  • Lincolntf
    March 5, 2017 at 3:27 pm

    I can’t help but feel bad for the daughter. Sure, she was a bit gullible, but she was definitely trying to be a Good Samaritan to the best of her abilities. As for the simpering fuckwhistle who robbed the Veteran, I sincerely hope he ends up in a world of hurt. Surely there are plenty of Vets in the Palmer area who would gladly dish out some barracks justice if they ever cross his path.

  • Turd Burglestein
    March 5, 2017 at 3:23 pm

    Fucking crackheads. I don’t know what’s worse…them or the heroin junkies. Hope the bank or paypal was able to get this guy his money back since the cards were stolen.

    • Brian Albrecht
      March 5, 2017 at 6:13 pm

      Fuck you old man! That address you gave out was fake. Whats wrong old fuck? You afraid I’ll fuck you up? FUCKWITHME!!!

      • Turd Burglestein
        March 5, 2017 at 7:49 pm

        Bitch…ain’t nothing fake about this address.

        388 Franklin St, Unit 4
        Worcester, Ma. 01604

        Truth of the matter is you got about 6 blocks away and started shitting your pants when you saw the gang grafitti and realized you’re out of your league. That or you got jumped and had your bicycle stolen.


        • AnonymouS
          March 6, 2017 at 5:32 am

          Brian again I really don’t think Deb or Dick would approve of such a potty mouth. Hey Turd if ya want you should drop by his house and speak to mom and dad at 121 Federal st Weymouth reach out to this poor lost soul at 781-812-0505

      • I hate stupid people
        March 5, 2017 at 8:21 pm

        Dude SERIOUSLY SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! NO ONE gives two flying fucks about how tough you think you are. Go brag about how awesome you think you are to your friends in Weymouth. Well I’m sorry your Friend. Well maybe your imaginary friend gives a fuck. Oh wait your Imaginary friend thinks you are a douchenozzle like the rest of us he told me so. You could try commenting on the articles but you are not fuckin intelligent enough to comprehend what is written in them you low life piece of shit. I hope Turtleboy does a little digging on you and does an article about you. It isn’t to hard to figure out YOU would make a GREAT article. I feel bad for the kid you brought into this world having a sack of shit like you as a father. Hopefully the tree that apple fell off of was at the top of a fukin mountain so the world doesn’t end up with another shit stain on society. I know you are probably gonna call me out and tell me to post my address so you can come kick my ass and all the other spewge that comes outta that cock sucker of yours. I have a great IDEA pal WHY DON’T YOU POST YOUR ADDRESS you fuckin cum stain.

      • Kevin Lynch
        March 5, 2017 at 8:39 pm

        What happened? Not enough gas money to get to Fitchburg? Keep flapping those cocksmoochers, pussy!

      • Meat popsicle
        March 6, 2017 at 7:53 am

        185 hamilton st lets test your tough guy theory out faggot

    • Brian's Gaping Anus
      March 5, 2017 at 7:52 pm

      But Turd, just look what happened to my ass when I got jumped by that gang when I got to your hood. They put all kinds of strange objects in my ass and made me suck all their dicks too. It was horrible.


      • Turd Burglestein
        March 5, 2017 at 8:00 pm

        Looks like your prison wallet got renovated. You should thank me. Just think how much more contraband you can smuggle in there next time you go visit your boyfriend in lockup.

        P.S. You must really love this video. It’s literally been watched almost 400 times. Do you want me to make a sequel to it? I know you were a little critical of the handwriting. What…do you want to be in calligraphy next time I flush you away?


    • Fairfax
      March 6, 2017 at 11:34 am

      Definitely crackheads, But a crackhead JUNKY. Lord, save us. They are another thing entirely :'( fucking hate shit like this. Makes me want to kill all of them. Good people dont deserve this. Not even bad people. Fuck

  • Turd Burglestein
    March 5, 2017 at 2:56 pm

    It’s ZephyrCat………………. Firsties!

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