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    Here Are The Final 4 Ratchets In The First Annual Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Tournament

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    The voting in the Elite 8 matchup in Trap Queen Region of the first annual Turtleboy Ratchet Madness tournament is complete, and we now know which ratchet will be the final entry in the Final 4:

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    Guttermuppet for the win! As if it was ever in doubt. Like I said, I voted for the Iorio’s, but the Guttermuppet is from a part of the state with a much higher population concentration, so clearly she was the favorite. Plus she’s been in a million blogs lately, and just had her kids taken by DCF. Here’s what the Final 4 looks like:

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    And what a Final 4 this will be. We’ll do the Amanda Lacroix vs. Ashley Losapio matchup on Monday, followed by the gypsy church vs. guttermuppet on Tuesday. Wednesday and Thursday will be the championship. You’ll have 48 hours to decide who the ratchet king or queen will be, and the champion will be announced on Turtleboy Live next Friday night. Here’s how Vegas stacks them up:

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    How can guttermuppet not be the favorite? She’s not just winning, she’s murdering people. She hasn’t gotten less than 60% of the vote in ANY of her matchups. She beat the New Bedford Foodstampopotamus with 80%!! She’s so hot right now that she has to be considered the favorite over the rest of the field combined. And it’s a strong field. Amanda Lacroix has been the Cinderella, taking down some real powerhouses. Ashley Losapio just took out Gabbi Hebert with ease when no one thought that was possible. And the gypsies are the long shot at this point, but they’re just so amazingly ratchet that you can’t count them out.

    Who ya got?

    P.S. This has been wicked fun. Next month we’re doing SJW Madness.

     

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    Discussion

    1. Mr. Speaka


      To paraphrase Tip O’Neil: “All rachetness is local”. Fall River is out. Vote Local.
      Vote Rachet. Vote Ashley.

    2. Wtf


      Guttermuppet for president and almighty queen of ratchet island! TBS has been educational since I have never had a clue about sports match ups and now I understand!

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