Here’s The Sweet 16 Who Have Advanced In Turtleboy Ratchet Madness – Who Will Win It All?
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The voting results are in for the second round of Turtleboy Ratchet Madness in the Trap Queen Region. None of the second round matchups were particularly close, and many were outright blowouts. That means we have some STRONG ratchetry coming out of this region. Here are the ratchets who will be advancing:
The Fall River Guttermuppet’s win was the largest margin of victory thus far. But I’m shocked and disappointed Mel Taylor will not be advancing. I so wanted to see what a Mel Taylor vs. Misti and Jason Iorio Elite 8 matchup looked like. But, this is a democracy, and there’s a lot of Johnny come lately’s, and they know the New Bedford Foodstampotamus better than they know Mel Taylor’s path of destruction. And we respect the voting of the turtle riders. Here’s what your Sweet 16 looks like:
This is getting exciting and harder. Gambling is illegal, but if we were to set Vegas odds on this one, here’s what it would look like:
You have to say that Erika Murray and Ashley Losapio are the favorites at this point. They’ve both won rather easily, and quite frankly there is less competition in their brackets. The Chudstuffer and Trap Queen regions are a lot harder to predict who will win, but based on what we’ve seen so far, it looks like it’s gonna be smooth sailing for Erika Murray and Ashley Losapio. The Trap Queen bracket is gonna be hard. How do you predict who wins out of the New Bedford Foodstampotamus, Iorio clan, and Fall River Guttermuppet? That’s why their odds have to be lower. Same with the Chudstuffer Region. Robert Alston has been murdering ratchets, but he’s got the Uxbridge gypsies and the webcam mom in his region.
Anyway, we’ll start with the Sweet 16 in the Fupasloth region Monday. Then Tuesday will be the Cheesehog region, Wednesday the Chudstuffer region, and Thursday the Trap Queen region. This will let us be able to discuss the Final 4 on Friday night’s Turtleboy Live show, which will have a special Vine famous guest.
So turtle riders, who do you think is gonna be crowned king or queen ratchet?
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