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Here’s an interesting post from a Facebook group called Falmouth Discussion…..
So let me get this straight. Your kid got attacked by a pit bull, and you lost custody of said child, likely for very good reasons. You and your able bodied “fiance” are homeless, and you lost your job because of undisclosed and very vague “health” issues. Yet you still have an iPhone and wifi and are able to access Facebook.
Here’s some advice – get a job.
Of course all these blind sheep in this group are giving her advice and telling her how bad they feel that she’s in this situation, because the Internet is full of gullible people who will believe anything strangers post on Facebook. Because it gives them the feelz to know they’re helping someone in need.
Luckily that’s why Turtleboy exists – to help people like you realize when you’re being conned. And generally people who come on random Facebook groups and end their statements with “please no negative comments” are saying that because they consider rational advice like, “why don’t you get a job,” or “why do you have a pit bull around a 1 year old” to be negative comments.
First of all, why are you looking on Cape Cod? Do these people not know about Brockton? It’s a lot cheaper there and you’ll fit right in.
Secondly AND thirdly……..
So she and her “fiance” can afford diamond rings for their “wedding,” despite both of them being unemployed 14 weeks ago when this was posted.
If you look at the comments, you will also see Mom chiming in. But remember, “I don’t have any family.”
Fourthly, this is her “fiance”:
His name is Darien Magnett. And he stabbed a dude in 2013:
Actually, it was a chick. He stabbed a chick.
But by all means, feel bad for them.
If your profile pictures consist of duckface selfies and Henny, you are a full fledged ratchamaniac who should not be allowed anywhere near children.
Sixthly, you didn’t just move to Cape Cod,
and you’ve had a bunch of jobs:
You didn’t leave those because of health reasons. You left them because you’re a lazy, free loading slugrake.
God this makes me sick. An abled bodied woman who can afford diamond rings, refuses to keep a job, has a “fiance” who is also able bodied and unemployed, who no longer has to pay for her kid because she doesn’t have custody of him – this is a person my taxes pay for. We pay for her food stamps and SSDI.
But it’s not enough. Because it’s never enough. Nothing is ever the fault of these queef nuggets.
Eighthly, take some of your own advice:
“You never should’ve opened your legs.”– Chick who let her kid become a pit bull snack, doesn’t have a job, and is begging strangers for a $500 room.
Lastly, we looked for pit bull attacks on Cape Cod in April and no such attack took place. There was a pit bull attacking a child in January in Falmouth, but it wasn’t her kid. Seems like an odd thing to lie about, since it would make you look even more ratchet.
Either way, the mere fact that someone who can’t afford rent or food can somehow afford diamond rings, and owns an untamed pit bull that they keep around their one year old bang trophy is all I really need to know. People like this are a disgrace to real mothers, and are a slap in the face to the millions of responsible people who want to conceive but can’t. Don’t give them your pity, sympathy, or help. They’ve already got enough of it.