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Hot Babes On Cell Phones At Diamondbacks Game Is Proof That Baseball Won’t Exist In 100 Years

These junior smokeshows who were on their phones for an entire Diamondbacks game are proof that baseball won’t be around in 100 years. 

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In 100 years there will be no more baseball. It’s just not a sport that’s conducive with the way things are going with kids these days. Not to sound like an old guy, but this generation can’t sit still. Everyone’s got ADD and always has to be on their phones or the Internet machine. Not that I blame them, because I do it all the time too when I’m out in public. I feel naked without my iMachine. And then their kids will do it, and then their kids. Baseball just has WAYYY too much down time for whatever is left of an attention span in 100 years for people to have any interest in. Never has this been more apparent than at last night’s Colorado Rockies vs. Arizona Diamondbacks game. This is too funny: (click here if the video isn’t showing):

Alright first of all, this is the Arizona Diamondbacks we’re talking about here. It’s Paul Goldschmidt and a bunch of stiffs. Plus, now that there’s no steroids in baseball AND we’re watching a league where pitchers are forced to hit, how exciting can any game possibly be? Are these girls supposed to sit on every pitch in a late September game that literally has no meaning because both teams have been out of the playoffs since May? Are they supposed to all record that base hit in their scorecards and debate whether or not the manager will call for a hit and run?

Look, why do you think these junior smokeshows even made it onto TV? Because several of them are hot. And baseball is just too boring of a product without steroids to make the fans at home watch the whole thing. They need entertainment, and this was probably the highlight of the whole game for the degenerate junkie sitting at home and hoping for the over.

 

My favorite is the girl in the bottom right hand corner stuffing her face.

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But she’s just way out my league. You never go for the hot quiet one who sits by herself. WOT. The two that you want to target are the girl in the black

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Because, she’s not THAT attractive, but she puts a lot of effort in and she’d appreciate the attention.

The other one to target was this one on the right

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Because even though she looks like she’s 12, she just looks like she likes to have fun.

The bottom line is that this is just how teenage and college aged girls act in the wild now. If your 12 year old daughter has a slumber party, it’s going to be the quietest slumber party you’ve ever seen. There’s no pillow fights, no talking about boys, no giggling, nothing. Because every damn one of them is gonna spend the entire night on their phone talking to people who aren’t there. That’s what the next generation is all about – ignoring people in their immediate presence so they can talk to other people who they made a conscious choice not to hang out with. And if the people on the other end of those messages or tweets were in that room, they wouldn’t be talking to each other either. Welcome to the 21st century.

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5 Comment(s)
  • Kevins 9 Iron
    Frank Lee
    October 2, 2015 at 7:53 am

    “Because, she’s not THAT attractive, but she puts a lot of effort in”

    You spoiled, spoiled little reptile.

    • GoneWest
      October 2, 2015 at 8:41 am

      Are you really trying to debate that?

  • BobnMic
    October 2, 2015 at 1:57 am

    The funny part about this one is:

    1 – They are all hot,

    2- They all know they are all hot,

    3 – They love to do selfies because they are hot and they like to later look at their hot selves because I would do that if I were them,

    4 – Baseball can more boring than my hotness,

    5 – I will have this much fun for the rest of my life because I am a smokin’ babe,

    6 – I am a guy and I am jealous because if I were any one of those girls I would…………… myself………….. with nothing on ………………..

    7 – Ughummm. I would volunteer and help the less fortunate.

    The End.

  • Publius
    October 1, 2015 at 9:24 pm

    Selfie selfie all about me me me. There ASU degrees, if they graduate, will come in handy for whatever low level work they can find. And lets face it, the smoke show ones will find jobs.

  • J
    October 1, 2015 at 8:46 pm

    Uhhh TB, you’ve got this backwards. Phones turn baseball games into a social outing for everyone, instead of games that only diehard baseball fans go to. Major League teams have done a better job than any other sports league at promoting through social media, and turning games into family outings.

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