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How Much Of An Assbag Do You Have To Be To Waste Taxpayer Money Investigating If Aaron Hernandez Was Murdered?

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How Much Of An Assbag Do You Have To Be To Waste Taxpayer Money Investigating If Aaron Hernandez Was Murdered?

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There was a 0.0% tragedy Jamie Eldridge was gonna let the suicide of career scumbag Aaron Hernandez go to waste:

Yes, that’s right. The disgraced State Senator now wants to waste taxpayer dollars to investigate whether or not Aaron Hernandez was murdered:

A state senator is calling for an oversight hearing on Aaron Hernandez’ death in prison today, saying he will seek answers from prison officials about staffing levels and how often Hernandez was checked while in solitary confinement, and questioning whether the death could have been foul play.

“It’s certainly possible — I have no idea whether it’s suicide or murder, I can only just say that there certainly have been other suicides in this prison, like every other prison,” said State Sen. Jamie Eldridge, a Democrat who serves on the Joint Committee on Mental Health, Substance Abuse and Recovery and represents Shirley, the prison’s district. “I think we’ve reached a crisis. It needs to be addressed.”

Wrong. It’s not “certainly possible” that he could’ve been murdered. What a slap in the face to corrections officers at Shirley Max. If Hernandez was murdered, that would mean the CO’s were complicit. After all, they found him hung in his cell at 3 AM. The door was locked. If another prisoner killed him then it means a guard let him out after doing so. Either that or a guard killed him. To suggest that this was anything but suicide is basically spitting in the face of corrections officers at Shirley.

Oh, and the DA’s office has already ruled it a suicide. Because often people who are serving life sentences and have proven they have no problem taking a human life, don’t see anything wrong with taking their own life.

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And of course Captain Planet is spreading rumors about “anecdotes” he’s heard about imaginary suicides at Shirley that never happened:

Eldridge said he’s heard “anecdotally” that the prison has four or five suicides a year.

Because that’s what a responsible elected official does.

Oh, and it’s also the fault of racism of course:

Eldridge previously filed a bill calling for more study of solitary confinement, saying it can be racially biased and lead to suicide attempts. Now, he said, he wants the judiciary and public safety committees to specifically look at Hernandez’ death.

Senator Moron also wrote a puff piece in the fake newspaper known as the Boston Globe, about how people like Aaron Hernandez should never be put in solitary confinement because it’s mean:

Eldridge said solitary confinement makes it difficult for prisoners to readjust to society. In a proposed bill, the senator reduced solitary confinement to 30 days and prohibited the prison practice for inmates with particular health risks – like blindness, deafness, pregnancy and mental illness – as well as inmates under the age of 18.

You know who’d probably love to do 30 days in the hole right about now? Odin Lloyd. But, ya know, he’s dead. Because Aaron Hernandez killed him. But God forbid Hernandez ever get his feels hurt. Prison should be fun. Then again, since he himself often finds himself on the wrong side of the law, Senator Moron is naturally sympathetic towards prisoners.

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I’ve also heard theories all over the place that Hernandez killed himself because of some legal loophole that guarantees his family keeps his money if he dies in prison, because he’s appealing the Odin Lloyd conviction and therefore isn’t guilty. But even if a judge agreed with that, it would mean that Hernandez was TOLD TO KILL HIMSELF by a lawyer, because there’s no way he knew about this loophole on his own. He also left goodbye notes. People who get murdered don’t write goodbye notes.

Most importantly, it would mean that Aaron Hernandez has a conscience, and killing himself would be the first unselfish thing he’s done his whole life. But he didn’t do it for those reasons. He did it because he couldn’t do the time. He liked to play gangsta on the side but he didn’t like the consequences that came long with it.

The bottom line is Jamie Eldridge is a joke. He never misses an opportunity to attack law enforcement officers in order to further his insane, misguided agenda. And now he’s insisting on wasting taxpayer money to investigate what has already been ruled a clear suicide, just months after he voted to give himself a 40% pay raise. How anyone could ever vote for this idiot is beyond belief.

 

 

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23 Comment(s)
  • Hughbo Mont
    April 22, 2017 at 9:18 am

    Next year we better see Eldridge in the TB graveyard!

  • I'm that guy
    April 22, 2017 at 12:45 am

    Hernandez was a cock sucking prison bitch. . Even left note for his boyfriend.

  • Dunk
    April 21, 2017 at 5:52 pm

    So why was a C.o suspended for missing a every “30 minute check” turtle boy sports Blows same boring ass stories over and over

  • johnnyb
    April 21, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    To bad Aaron didn’t wait till tonight to “hang out”. Could have been the first time Sox,B’s,c’s and Pats all got a win on the same night.

  • Clyde Bruckman
    April 21, 2017 at 10:46 am

    A new theory has emerged regarding this POS’s death: Auto-erotic asphyxiation!

    “You know, there are worse ways to go, but I can’t think of a more undignified way than auto-erotic asphyxiation”.

    Chokin’ the Aaron! Chokin’ the chicken!

  • Jamie is a moron
    April 21, 2017 at 10:13 am

    Jamie Eldridge is a fckin moron. I know someone that works at the prison and Hernandez WAS NOT IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT!!! The other suicides in the prison might have been attributed to solitary, but that is not the case with Hernandez. why can’t Eldridge kill himself ?

  • April 21, 2017 at 10:11 am

    How much of an assbag do you need to be to set up a website for the sole purpose of ridiculing people?

    • LLC
      April 21, 2017 at 10:49 am

      Nervous? Lol.

      The only asshats who ask this shit are those who are the next potential “ridiculees”.

      C’mon Down!

    • Linda
      April 21, 2017 at 11:29 am

      Are you kidding? This is the best free entertainment there is. Most people need to be ridiculed. Keeps them grounded.

      • Talisman
        April 21, 2017 at 12:14 pm

        The modern snowflake feels the right to free speech is theirs alone, and only they can ridicule others. The irony of them ridiculing ridiculers who ridicule the ridiculed is lost on them. Especially when they they throw in how racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, etc. it is to ridicule others, while they’re ridiculing others.

  • Realist
    April 21, 2017 at 10:00 am

    Guess what morons the tiers are video taped so you can stop your conspiracy theories. The DA’s office and State Police I’m sure reviewed the tape to ensure no foul play. It’s not that difficult especially during this time period to observe movements. They obviously have a time of entrance into cell by Hernandez and door secure on video. They also have video of no entrance of anyone else entering. Guess what a murder by strangulation (Hanging) would take and show other injuries and would require more then one party, especially a 6″4 250 man. It’s also possible for a suicide by inmates to occur without negligence by staff. General population inmates are checked every 30 minutes more then enough time for a Suicide. We need to appreciate the work of our law enforcement officers including our Corrections Officers who deal with the worst of the worst 24-7.

  • that's stupid
    April 21, 2017 at 7:13 am

    Time for police and CO union to get him next election.

  • Not a MA dumbass liberal
    April 21, 2017 at 5:55 am

    I think we should give all the criminals a chance to take a pill and fall asleep and never wake up. Note I said criminals that means all the people that work in the statehouse too.

  • Tyrone
    April 21, 2017 at 1:36 am

    How do you know if he killed himself? Did you see the notes? Are you a handwriting expert?have you seen the tape? It IS certainly possible he was murdered. The only moron here is turtle boy sports.

    • Sasha The Fire Gypsy
      April 21, 2017 at 7:23 pm

      Suck my bone Tyrone.

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      April 21, 2017 at 8:30 pm

      How do I know if he killed himself or not??? I really don’t care. The thug is dead and that’s all that matters. Good riddance. Now if the news would rid themselves of this waste of space the world would be an even better place.

  • Rick
    April 21, 2017 at 12:47 am

    Guess the trials, lawyers, etc. weren’t enough of taxpayers money.

  • I murdered Andrew McDonough
    April 20, 2017 at 11:21 pm

    Stop throwing Tarantino name out there all the time. What is your fixation ?

    One man murdered Tarantino, ONE MAN.

    Was Tarantino having an affair with that man’s girlfriend? This is the word on the street. The Tarantino murder seemed to be personal.

    Regardless of why Tarantino was murdered, he was murdered and ONE man did the act.

    Stop trying to blame all others such as Senator Eldridge.

    Aiden is just a Republican PUKE LIKE GAFFNEY and they use every situation like Republican bitch snowflakes they both are.

    • Yassir
      April 20, 2017 at 11:56 pm

      Nothing about Tarantino here. Move along, clown.

    • Mr Butthurt
      April 21, 2017 at 10:49 am

      You are a complete and utter moron.

      • Sasha The Fire Gypsy
        April 21, 2017 at 7:22 pm

        You tell ’em baby!

  • Phong
    April 20, 2017 at 11:19 pm

    it’s Moider.

    • Hake Fish
      April 21, 2017 at 2:54 pm

      He was in general population, NOT solitary. And whos Whore-Heys buddy with the bullshit rumors? Jump in the box with him, dickshot.

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