If You Boycotted The Patriots Because Of The Protests Then You Are A Triggered Snowflake Bitch And You Were Never One Of Us Anyway
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Last blog about the national anthem protests, I promise. I’m just going through the Patriots Facebook page, and reading all the triggering that is ensuing from fake fans who don’t really give a shit about the Patriots. There’s two kind of people – politics people, and sports people. I’m a sports person. Nothing means more to me than the Patriots winning. Nothing. That’s why I’m kind of happy that 17 of them took a knee – it’s weeding out the herd and making tickets more readily available for the rest of us. Let’s check out some of the snowflakes and what they have to say about what transpired yesterday…
This guy loves the Patriots so much he’s no longer going to Boston to see their games anymore. Yup, his story checks out.
If you’re willing to stop watching the Patriots because a fraction of them took a knee during the national anthem then you were never really one of us anyway, and God doesn’t love you like he loves the rest of us.
Breaking news: Man changes the channel. But not really. He just wants you to like his comment. He definitely watched the game this week and will do so again next week.
Man named Scott unfollows Facebook page!! Please stay tuned for updates about new Facebook pages he follows which are less triggering.
If you’re boycotting the Patriots I truly feel bad for you. We are blessed by God to have this product on the field week after week. Please, go like the Dallas Cowboys. That’s the trendy thing to do now. Sure, you’ll be rooting for a classless organization of felons who haven’t won shit in 20 something years, but at least they’re forced to stand for the flag by their owner. That’s what really matters to me as a Patriots fan.
“Former diehard Patriots fan.” Newsflash – you were never one of us. You were never a diehard fan. You’re a pink hat Fox News fraud who enjoys football on the side. We don’t wan you in our fanbase and you are never, ever welcome back. Get the fuck out and don’t let the door hit you on the way out you whiny sack of poonjuice.
“You’ve failed to entertain me.” – Guy who isn’t entertained by an exciting game winning drive led by Tom Brady, but is entertained by people standing at attention for a 90 second song.
“I watch sports to get away from politics.” – Guy who will no longer be watching sports because he doesn’t agree with the politics of his favorite players.
Honestly, I can’t remember the last time I stood for the national anthem. When I’m at a Patriots game ya know what I’m doing during the anthem? Pissing. Because I know the first commercial break is gonna be a mad rush of Quincy’s finest running to the pisser to unload all the Busch Light they just pounded in the parking lot. And I’m gonna beat that rush. That’s why all my memories of the national anthem involve me, my fireman, and a urinal cake. And guess what? That doesn’t make me a traitor. I’m actually a much better American than you and I love my country wayyyyyy more than you do. I’m just smart enough to understand that standing at attention during a song doesn’t prove shit about your love for America.
It’s just amazing watching how triggered some of these people are getting about this. Look, no one has been a bigger critic of the fraudulent BLM movement than Turtleboy. No one supports the police or loves his country more than the staff we have. But we stand for one thing more than anything – not being triggered by other people’s speech. And if you’re so upset because some guys didn’t stand up for the national anthem that you’re willing to stop watching this gift of a football team that God has granted us, then you’re a triggered ass little bitch and undeserving of being a Patriots fan.
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