Last month everyone laughed at the cheesehogs who fought in front of Santa at the Auburn Mall. Now these same people are defending a white girl who basically did the same thing except without Santa around.
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Couple days ago we wrote this story about a local woman named Alexis Aslanian who violently attacked another woman while she was being held in a chokehold by the attacker’s much larger friend. Her hair was pulled from behind while she was being held, she was slammed down to the pavement, and then violently assaulted in front of the cameras.
Afterward the Water Street Ratchet Queen of the week stood in front of a camera and famously said, “gang shit my nigga.”
It’s like the Gettysburg Address for hoodrats.
I thought we could all agree that this is classic ratchet Webster behavior. I mean, remember the Auburn Mall cheesehog fight that Santa watched?
Everyone had a good laugh about that. Literally no one stood up for them. And that’s pretty rare, because the “free my boi” crew never misses out on the opportunity to defend one of their sisters in arms.
But I guess things are different when it’s a white girl with West Side connections. Because a lot of people have been sending us messages about a post someone made on Facebook in defense of Alexis Aslanian, that’s led to some serious butthurt turtle bashing in the comments. We’re not gonna show you where the post was made because we’re really not trying to drag this story on, and we don’t need an army of turtle riders invading it. But we do need to talk about the topic of discussion, because it’s been liked and commented on hundreds of times. Here’s what it said:
Alright first of all, everyone likes Turtleboy until someone they know is featured in it. We get it, it sucks. But if you watched in glee as we gave the play by play of those oversized Beanie Babies going at it in front of Santa Claus, and now all of a sudden it’s a problem because someone you know is featured, you might wanna sit down and think about they hypocrisy of what you’re saying.
First of all, stop calling 19 year olds children. How did this become a thing? Where does this end? Are 21 year olds children? How bout 23? Or do we only get to arbitrarily decide who is an adult based on how well we know the individual? Because that makes tons of sense.
As for the “she was wrong and she knows it.” Here’s what she messaged us:
If she had messaged us, told us she was in the wrong and that she deeply regrets her behavior, we could’ve at least considered taking it down. But this is not admitting you’re wrong. This is justifying your actions. This is you blaming us for reporting something you did. She doesn’t regret doing it because it was wrong. She regrets the fact that it blew up.
Does this look like someone who regrets what they did?
How bout this?
She doesn’t regret anything. She was PROUD of it, until her name was mentioned.
And proud of what? That she acted like a savage? This is not a normal part of growing up. This is not some rite of passage for 19 year olds. This was a vicious attack that could’ve seriously injured the other girl. Watch the video again. She yells, “I will fucking stab you”
The brunette is put into a headlock, leaving her completely defenseless, and Alexis violently pulls her down by her hair, bashes her head into the pavement, and then repeatedly punches as the crowd looks on and does nothing. Finally someone stepped in or else she never would’ve stopped.
Newsflash – this is NOT FUCKING NORMAL!!! What planet are you people living on?
Of course the biggest cop out was this claim:
“People who may be jealous of her just for her looks.”
See that? That’s the problem right there. She could be 500 pounds and people would say the same thing. Normal people were disgusted with with her because of what they saw in that video, not because she happens to be physically attractive.
It’s just ridiculous because all of a sudden she’s the victim now, and the messenger is the bad guy. Keep in mind, the girl she fought is clearly a person of color. And you have this blonde chick who just savagely beat her with the help of another white friend, telling the world, “gang shit my nigga.” There is an epidemic of white millenials who think they have license to use that word because their favorite rappers do. Newsflash – that word is racist. You can’t justify using it, and you look kind of bad when you say it right after you and another white person jumped a person of color.
Now, you know Turtleboy is the last person to play the race card. But how can you not in this case? This is what SJW’s are talking about when they say “white privilege.” If Alexis Aslanian was some Puerto Rican chick with hoop earrings and a pot belly, she wouldn’t be presented as some naive kid who is “growing up.” But I guess when a grimy looking tellatubby does something like this they’re ghetto, but when a pretty white girl acts like a savage it’s “growing up.” Every single fraud who is outraged about this blog, stood in silence as the Auburn Mall cheesehogs were ripped apart by the masses. Let’s see what some of them had to say in the comments…..
It started off hot with an Internet lawsuit:
Come on down Jordan Wriker, you’re the next plaintiff in Turtleboy Internet court!!
Next we had the “only God can judge” takes:
Then we had the “I drink craft beer and wear hipster glasses, therefore everything offends me and talking about lowlifes makes you a bigger lowlife” crowd:
Followed by “Turtleboy is a coward for using free speech”
It’s cowardice to punch and run away? Funny, because that’s pretty much exactly what Alexis did in that video. She pulled a defenseless woman down by her hair and beat her repeatedly before running away and yelling “gang shit my nigga.” But please, tell me more about how people who live 50 miles from here aren’t allowed to have an opinion on something because someone else happens to know someone in the blog.
Then there was the common refrain of “everyone makes mistakes” and “we’ve all been there”:
No. No we have not all been there. Fair fights are fine. This wasn’t a fair fight. The tape doesn’t lie. I’ve seen many people I know involved in fair fights, I know what they look like, and this isn’t it. Ya know what none of the people Turtleboy knows said immediately after getting in a fight? “Gang shit my nigga.” Not once. Sorry, I cannot relate to that. Maybe you can, but the only people who talk like that are ratchets in my book. Maybe I’m just sheltered.
Oh, and this is not a mistake. This is a pattern. Just ask her friends:
We got dozens of messages from people who have similar stories. Notice once again Alexis retweets it. Because she embraces her role as the girl who constantly gets in fights. Therefore it wasn’t a “mistake.” It’s the type of adult she has become.
If you watched that video and came to the conclusion that Turtleboy was the one guilty of a “vicious attack” then it makes sense how this woman got this way. No one has ever told her that this type of behavior is deplorable, therefore she continues it. And the people who do call her out on it get told that THEY are the ones doing the attacking.
But then again, we didn’t know her since she was 2:
Because that changes everything.
Then there’s the “Kick his ass Sea Bass” patrol:
Does it get any more hypocritical than that? Woman beats up other woman. Turtleboy criticizes woman. Woman’s friends advocate physical harm to Turtleboy. Can’t make this stuff up.
Oh, and when you realize that everything you stand for is baseless and has no merit whatsoever, just make shit up about molesting kids and post links to a Buffalo blog written by a homophobic, mentally unstable drunkard from Buffalo:
Hey guys, sorry to burst your bubble, but this is the source you’re quoting about the “I know who Turtleboy is and he’s a child molester” stuff:
I went bonkers, completely crazy, time to dismiss me, I'm too crazy for humanity
— Nightmare Blogger (@JamesKriger) January 10, 2017
Ive gone insane!!!!!
— Nightmare Blogger (@JamesKriger) December 25, 2016
47 down 16 to go pic.twitter.com/l8tYsu5xN4
— Nightmare Blogger (@JamesKriger) November 26, 2016
— Nightmare Blogger (@JamesKriger) October 15, 2016
You got mother fuckers who like to talk shit? I'll talk that shit with them pic.twitter.com/dcRlB1CrlJ
— Nightmare Blogger (@JamesKriger) October 2, 2016
Sorry, but anyone who thinks Turtleboy Sports is just one guy at this point is delusional. I mean, you’d have really want to believe that to think that.
Then there’s this:
Ahh yes, another “mistake.”
When someone actually did try to chime in and suggest that maybe Turtleboy isn’t the problem, they were immediately told that their opinions were not welcomed:
Finally Mom chimed in:
Wait…what? Arrested? For what? Having opinions about someone you love? You know why people take their lives on daily basis? Because they’re mentally ill. And some of them have actual, real life, physical bullies who drag them down by the hair and pummel them in front of people.
That’s why these people are being hypocrites. Not one person on that thread showed any sort of compassion for the other girl. Not one. It was all about making Alexis feel better about herself.
Just to be clear, we’re not “attacking” Mom here. We’re disagreeing with her. Obviously we feel sorry for the Mom in this situation. But at the same time, why do you think her daughter had a “lesson learned?” Because remember, this is what she was posting before we wrote the article:
Does that sound like someone who has “learned their lesson?” Nope.
Newsflash – she learned her lesson BECAUSE we wrote a blog about her. Your daughter was on a path directly going to jail. She got into drunken fights A LOT. Ask her friends, who she proudly retweeted. Eventually she was going to seriously hurt someone or herself. While she was doing this where were all these people to tell her to stop tweeting out garbage like this? Why weren’t they concerned when she was getting in fights every weekend? Where was the intervention? Nowhere. Because it was easier for these FRAUDS to write meaningless shit on the Internet about what a great person she is than it was to confront reality. As a result she thought she was doing nothing wrong and it spiraled out of control until she ended up on our blog. You wanna blame us for this? You could’ve stopped it. But you didn’t. So we did. You can thank us later.
Some people have mentioned we might lose advertising because of this blog series and her family’s “connections.” Let me be perfectly clear – we do not give a fuck. We will not stop telling the truth no matter how much business it costs us. Because this is the kind of thing that scares you off, you probably weren’t ready to advertise us to begin with. Have fun pissing your money away on Pulse Magazine so you can support an accused pedophile like Paul Giorgio. In the meantime we got the Telegram and Gazette running ads on our site so our bills are covered.
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