If Your Idea Of Fancy Dining Is Chinese Food In Springfield Then You Don’t Get To Complain About The Pet Mouse That Lives There
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So I guess people out in the 413 are all hot and bothered about this Chinese Restaurant in Springfield that had to shut down after Masslive shared a video of a mouse running around inside of it:
Oh man, that rodent has been there a WONG time!! I’ll see myself out.
But seriously, come on now, give them a break. Everyone knows 2017 is the year of the rat. Embrace the culture.
It all started with this chick’s post:
Alright, first of all, calm your tits Angelica. You live in Springfield. I’m sure you’ve seen much worse. You’re also in a Chinese restaurant in Springfield. I’d expect to see at least two mice if I ate at any Chinese restaurant in Springfield, and I’d assume they’d have some sort of gang affiliation so I wouldn’t fuck with them either. Plus, how do we know this mouse wasn’t a special ingredient that got away? What do you think is REALLY in the crab raccoon you eat at your average Chinese Buffet? Just sayin.
Look, when you go out to eat at a Chinese restaurant, you just kind of have to assume that everything might not be on the up and up. Christ, at the Tin Tin Buffet there’s a 9 nine year old girl sitting at the dirty table next to you cutting green beans with dull scissors. And they only let her out in front because she’s the only one who speaks English.
Anyway, it’s a fucking mouse. Who gives a shit? Mice go inside in the winter. They like food. Restaurants serve food. It shouldn’t be the least bit surprising if you see a freaking mouse. All these whiny people complaining about it acting like this is some sort of major health violation need to calm their poons. There’s a problem, it’ll get fixed, and they’ll be back up again in no time. You’re kidding yourself if you don’t think there’s shady shit going on behind the scenes at some of the places you people have eaten.
WONG WOK did release a statement on Facebook that they are calling in exterminators:
And WONG WOK got jokes too:
Anyway, like I said, if you eat out a Chinese restaurant in Springfield, you don’t get to act like you have high standards of cleanliness. Calm down and enjoy your food, and say hello to Ratatouille while you’re there.
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