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Imagine How Desperate For Attention You’d Have To Be To Bring A “Fuck Me Gronk” Sign To The Patriots Parade?

 

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Shell Shocker just blogged about a bunch of male chuds ruining the Patriots parade for families with children. But clams can be just as bad.

Classy ladies. Nothing says self respect quite like holding a sign begging for a professional athlete to toss you the mutton dagger on a sign that any of the thousands of children attending the event could easily see.

According to the turtle rider who sent us the picture it was the girl in the red hat who wrote it and handed it off to her blonde friend.

Well, I guess she wants Gronk to drill her, so first we have to find out the blonde and the brunette’s name and we can get those stench trenches stuffed ASAP. If you know who they are let us know so we can call him up and let him know that Last Resort Lisa is looking for him on Boylston Street. I hope he cuts off her arms and legs and throws in the ocean. Then she’ll really be fucked.

 

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40 Comment(s)
  • Santa
    February 7, 2019 at 10:33 pm

    Hoe Hoe Hoe Merry Christmas Gronk Hoe Hoe Hoe

  • Jacques Az
    February 6, 2019 at 10:37 pm

    Look closer you Moe-rons…. Her name is Jizz-ell. Tommy boys wifey. I love me some Tom Brady, but his Braz-illian wifey needs more than avocado spooge. Gronky has the “never spent any of my NFL checks” spooge for her. I don’t want to say cum-dumpster, but cum-dumpster. Gronky do what Gronky do….. phuck her….

    • Channeling Celibacy
      February 7, 2019 at 5:26 pm

      That is offensive. Tom Brady and Giselle only have sex for reproduction they have only mated 3 times or however many children they have = that many penis in vagina episodes.

      They both know sex drains your career powers and doesn’t improve your quarterback skill and modeling skills.

  • Oh well!
    February 6, 2019 at 5:34 pm

    Her sign wasn’t half as bad as the women showing the breast’s. It was the Super Bowl parade, things have changed a lot in the past few years. You can now go to a store in Massachusetts and buy weed. Couldn’t do that last year. Young people have changed a lot too. I don’t think this girl will be ashamed in anyway of the sign she was holding. And compared to some of the other signs and actions of some other people, she shouldn’t be.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    February 6, 2019 at 11:58 am

    So now we’re prudes on this site? The blogger is calling for a public shaming of this girl. Did we just join the looking for reasons to be offended snowflake crowd? I’m a bit confused.

    • Romantic Fuck Dating
      February 6, 2019 at 5:23 pm

      The author of the article is offended. Rest of us are trying to look her up for a fuck date.

  • Maggie the Cat
    February 6, 2019 at 11:06 am

    If any of these girls were my daughter I’d withdraw all financial support from them immediately for this disgusting display — no help with college costs, no nice room at home to sleep in, no access to a car or any other item that makes life a little easier. I might pay for plastic surgery to change her face, ‘cuz that picture is going to follow her forever. How stupid can you get?

    • William Jefferson Clinton
      February 6, 2019 at 4:55 pm

      Don’t worry bout your little girls…..I’ll take them in

    • times is a changing
      February 6, 2019 at 5:20 pm

      Understood mom, tough luv.

      But she’s already making 2X what you make as a 3 nights a week as a webcam girl showing her body and masturbating. New generation don’t give a flying f, noodz on the inter web is like an A in science class.

  • Plutonium Pussy
    February 6, 2019 at 8:10 am

    Forget #MeToo this is the real Pound Me Too

  • WeRFuked
    February 5, 2019 at 9:59 pm

    The slut in the red hat wrote “My pussy” on the back of her sign, then kept spinning it around…

  • The sand from SSTG's Vagina
    February 5, 2019 at 9:21 pm

    When are you gonna clean me out of your vagina? It smells in here.

  • Take One for the Team
    February 5, 2019 at 8:37 pm

    I admire her candor. Go get that D, girl.

  • Rockets Redglare
    February 5, 2019 at 8:35 pm

    There we have the Masshole of the month winner for February!

  • Baby Carlos
    February 5, 2019 at 8:10 pm

    What’s wrong with kids today? THIS.

  • Do the Poontango tango
    February 5, 2019 at 7:53 pm

    I’d fuck her. What’s wrong with you peeps? Vagina, Ass, Mouth and back around. I’d pump that bitch until my gallon of astro-glide ran out. Then give her somebody else’s phone number, not paying for her to sit home watching tv texting all day and getting fat.

    This is progress, more women need to publicly beg for fucking from men.

    Fucking is good for you and necessary for health and happiness.

  • His favorite number is 69
    February 5, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    So the girl wants to get drilled by a rich party boy athlete with a body…..

    Big fucken deal…..

    Some women actually like sex

    • American girl
      February 6, 2019 at 8:58 am

      Since you obviously don’t think very much, let me clarify for you.
      Thousands of children saw that sign. What kind of society do we live in when parents have to answer a 6 year old child when they ask “Daddy, what does Fuck Me Gronk mean?”

      • Parenting advice
        February 6, 2019 at 4:57 pm

        Then you tell your six year old…..when two people love each other…….blah blah blah…..

        And then add at the end……and sometimes people just Do it cause it feels good

      • Just stupid
        February 7, 2019 at 8:09 am

        You tell them it’s a bad word. What did you tell them when people were smoking pot and drinking beers? Or climbing the street poles while spraying beer on people. Was that okay for a six year old and all other children to see. You brought them to a parade where you knew anything could and would happen. That was your choice. maybe it wasn’t the best place for you to bring a six year old if your not prepared for those questions. I know I wouldn’t bring my children, if I was worried about explaining the meaning of a sign lol..

  • Random Masshole
    February 5, 2019 at 7:37 pm

    If I were drunk enough and Gronk fucked me my asshole would be worth a lot on EBay.

  • Linda
    February 5, 2019 at 7:27 pm

    Bet you her name is Trashley

    • Smashley
      February 6, 2019 at 8:01 pm

      Its Smashley, not Trashley.

  • Old Tom Morris
    February 5, 2019 at 7:13 pm

    SSTgirl being selective with the free speech, eh? Would… the chick with the sign, not you SSTgirl.

  • Samiam
    February 5, 2019 at 7:00 pm

    That’s fucking gross, what a nasty whore. I doubt she would get the Pat’s waterboy to fuck her let alone Gronk. I was there with my child and seen this sign and I wanted to choke the bitch, me and about 30 other people who seen it. Everyone was shitting on her so she just made herself look like the dumb whore she is.

    • WeRFuked
      February 5, 2019 at 9:56 pm

      No, no you weren’t there. You couldn’t find your way into Boston if your mother drove you.
      Shut the F up.

    • Really?
      February 6, 2019 at 9:16 am

      “I seen.” “people who seen.” 

      Is this how you really talk? Jesus fucking H Christ. 

      This is our future, folks!

  • whatevuh
    February 5, 2019 at 6:46 pm

    One good thing, if she gets pregnant, just kill the little gronk and all is well with the world, no problem, issue resolved, continue as usual . . . . MAGA

  • Captain Trips
    February 5, 2019 at 6:16 pm

    Imagine if a guy wrote that about a female athlete? The pink pussy hats would be going insane. Talk about double standards.

    I think she wrote that sign because he’s the only one on the team that hasn’t boinked her.

    Class act.

  • The butthurt is with you
    February 5, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    Well the kids that saw that should have been in school along with the jailbait.

    • On point
      February 7, 2019 at 7:54 am

      Finally someone with a brain!! Amen!

  • Uncle CornCob
    February 5, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    I wouldn’t fuck her with Brett’s dick

  • My Name is Gronk
    February 5, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    This is why having all woman bloggers doesn’t work.
    Things get catty. Good for her and I hope Gronk puts the dick to her.

    • Ashley's Beach Body Fail
      February 5, 2019 at 9:02 pm

      Saw the title and pic and knew it was SSTG. Kneecapping other women is pretty much all she does. Says more about her than the subjects of her cunty blogs.

    • American girl
      February 6, 2019 at 9:06 am

      Catty? Yes. If your definition of catty means you don’t cheer on public displays of depravity and filth at family events.

      Too bad you don’t have enough self-control to understand that if you choose to seek lewd sex acts with strangers, you can do it without exposing your depravity in front of children and families. You have no standards whatsoever.

      • Turtz McGurtz
        February 6, 2019 at 2:58 pm

        So the parade is a “family event” (you’ve obviously never been to it) and a sign that says fuck is “a public display of depravity”? Sounds like you don’t get out much. Do you spend the entire day getting offended? Does someone follow you around wheeling a feinting couch?

  • Milf Assessor
    February 5, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    Whores gonna whore

  • Randall Guy
    February 5, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    I’m a dainty little fecalphiliac with a raspy voice and who constantly smells like a rotten fishes queefs.

  • Revrun Fishknuckle
    February 5, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    Umm, her body her choice?

    No wait, didn’t a certain someone get excoriated for discussing this exact type of groupie that would let you grab em by the lady parts?

    I have such mixed feelings about this.

    Okay I think I got it, women can behave however they want and we can only talk about it if we don’t get caught on tape..

  • Gronk
    February 5, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    Just call me Gronk….

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