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  • Impromptu Mid-Traffic Throwdown At A Red Light In Warwick: Pajama Clad FupaRaptor Vs. Hair Pulling Ghettosaurus

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    This video has been making the rounds in RI Facebook groups today and it is spectacular. PINK sweatpants. Cheap hair pulling. All in the time of a red light.

    Let’s break it down, shall we?

    So we come into this fight already in action on Bald Hill Rd in Warwick. Who knows how it started. Baby daddy drama? One insulted the others glittery false nails longer than hawk talons? Or, obviously the most likely, they were simply arguing about whose credit score is higher. Duh.

    So Ghettosaurus on the left starts coming after Pajama FupaRaptor on the right and she is coming in aaangry.

    The wild fupas lock horns and the battle begins. My money was on FupaRaptor because she has the power of the hot pink sweatys on her side., but *spoiler alert* Ghettosaurus is a dirty fighting hair puller.

    Now, papa hoodrat can’t take it any longer and he attempts to intervene between the two beauties.

    But again, Ghettosaurus is a feisty B and she goes in for the kick. So cheap.

    Now daddy ain’t having that shit and for reals he’s determined to pull Ghettosaurus off.

    Oh hell no, Ghettosaurus don’t play that way. She goes straight.for.the.hair.

    Eventually he gets her into the car, basically throws her in, which is probably the only way to do it. In the meantime, FupaRaptor retreats to her car. The battle is lost.

    Look at that. The light is still red. They did all that hoodrat brawlin’ and didn’t even miss the green! Super efficient.

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    1. Stunt Pennie

      Why do fat broads wear pants that say “Pink” or “Juicy” on the ass?

      I’m going to start a line of XXXXL Yoga Pants that say “McDonalds” on the Ass… or just have a Golden Arch with the saying “I’m Luvin It” underneath….

    2. suckittrebek

      all of new england is a giant shit hole full of welfare losers now.

    3. BobnMic

      So much for being bored at a red light. Just jump out and go full hood with the car next to you. That’s multi tasking.

    4. BlackandWhite

      “Pajama Clad FupaRaptor”
      Oh geez – I spit out my coffee on that one!

    5. Chip Striker

      Worthless animals

    6. TL

      You gotta give Papa Hoodrat props for breaking up this bout. Typically someone would be filming the whole thin on their phone while screaming “oh shit! oh shit!” in the background.

    7. Sloppy

      He must have been in a hurry because he didn’t want to be late for work.

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