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The best part about working at Turtleboy is waking up and reading our inbox on Facebook. And since Desk Girl is getting her swerve on right now and hasn’t been to work in a few days, this Turtleboy ventured into the messages and was greeted by this one from the sister of the Uxbridge girls who drove their car into a pool yesterday:
I feel like this could be a new daily blog to start the day. “Turtleboy Inbox.” She’s going to the cops. Sounds serious.
But let’s humor her for a moment. Here’s how we hypothesized the crash going:
And here’s how she says it happened:
My question – what does it matter? So they were going one way on West River Rd or another. The bottom line is they drove across a bunch of people’s lawns and somehow managed to navigate themselves into someone else’s pool. Is it somehow better that they were traveling west instead of east? I don’t get it. They’re also insisting they slid on black ice. Now I’ve seen a couple butthurts in the comments say that they slid on black ice. I feel ya on that one. Black ice is a bitch. But I can’t say I’ve ever seen black ice ON GRASS!!
Anyway, we look forward to hearing from the Uxbridge Police Department after this concerned citizen launches a very rational and legitimate complaint against Turtleboy.
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