Here’s your Monday morning Turtleboy Sports Internet lawsuit of the week email…….
So the latest plaintiff was featured in our Saturday morning blog about the Top 10 hate messages/fan mails we got from dirt bikers this past week:
Alright, for starters, how is this kid gonna deny his gingerness?
You can call yourself whatever you want. But Turtleboy sees a redhead there. Just sayin.
But seriously, what a magnificent email that was. Truly enjoyed reading it. Especially the part about him buying Turtleboy as a slave in order to have us lick the dirty hairs off of his rumpus. Because sometimes there are places that the loofa just doesn’t reach and the only thing you can do is to buy a slave. Luckily he goes to Bryant and has the whole world figured out so he will be able to afford any slave he so chooses. Must be nice.
This was the original email he sent us that got him in the blog in the first place:
So many strong points being made. This kid is obviously destined for success. Once he graduates from Bryant with $200,000 in loans to pay off he’ll immediately have his choice of high paying jobs at a Fortune 500 company. He communicates THAT effectively.
Anyway, what they apparently don’t teach in business school is if you post something on Facebook it is there for the world to see. I’m sure his high priced lawyer and wifi-esque connections will fill him in on the fact that taking a screenshot of someone’s Facebook page after they write you such a strongly worded email is perfectly legal. Either way, I kind of hope we get our day in court, just so we can have an adult discussion on whether or not this qualifies as a redhead:
I’ll tell you what they need to start teaching in business school – it is never wise to poke the turtle. Please just stop for your own good.
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