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Internet Lawsuit Of The Day: Maura Healey And Unnamed DA Will Take Turtleboy Down Within The Hour If We Don’t Remove Blog About Billerica Buttnut Posting Creepy Pics Of Girls

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Woke up to this Internet lawsuit today:

How are you gonna send us a Maura Healey threat at 11:28 PM and say we have one hour to respond or you’re gonna take the site down? Everyone knows you have to give at least 12 hours notice for Internet deformation prosecutions.

I didn’t write this blog from yesterday about Billerica Buttnut Richard Freeth, Bristol Turtlechick did. But it’s basically just a crazy dude who thinks he’s a cop posting insane collages on Facebook 24/7. Oh, and Dicky Freeth was arrested two years ago for trying to kill himself by lighting his truck on fire. The problem is he forgot to stay in the car when it actually went up in flames, which is a critical part of suicide.

But yea, once again, nothing on Facebook is private. If you don’t ever want your face to appear anywhere then stay off the grid. Plenty of people do it. Also, we didn’t put their pictures on the Internet, they did, and then he did. We just wrote a blog about the crazy things he’s doing to raise awareness about mental health. Because a guy who goes around posting pictures of random young girls and occasionally lights his truck on fire, probably should be institutionalized. That’s what would happen in a country that was actually serious about mental illness.

Bristol put this screenshot in her blog, which blew my mind when I saw it:

Does that girl look familiar? Because she’s one of the three Billerica High School students who bullied, assaulted, and kidnapped another girl by luring her to the locker room. She’s actually the one who threw the binder at the victim’s face and then videotaped her reaction to it.

Small world.

Anyway turtle riders, it was great knowing you, but I’d be surprised if the blog makes it to the end of the day. The AG and DA are combining to come after us with Chad so that’s basically the end of Turtleboy. It was a fun ride while it lasted though.

6 Comment(s)
  • inb4anon
    August 15, 2020 at 1:28 am

    Update of the now: Richard Freeth was recently fired from his place of
    employment (I wont say the company for obvious reasons) but apparently he flipped his shit on a customer and walked out of the store in a fit of rage. I’ve worked with Richard in that store, dude displays a quiet, mellow & relaxed demeanor but behind that disguise is a very sad, odd case. He would say the most redundant nonsense and laugh awkwardly by himself when he did. One day a fellow coworker of mine told me to look at Richards feet as he walked by and said coworker started laughing, I asked him why dazed and confused until I realized Richard had his right shoe on his left foot & his left shoe on his right foot. That was the icing on the cake, and stayed clear the fuck away from this dude whenever I saw him at work.

    His termination was in July of 2020, not sure what hes up to now but I’m just glad I dont see him anymore, STAY AWAY FROM THIS DUDE AT ALL COSTS

  • Mahky Mahk Ballbag
    November 2, 2018 at 1:22 am

    Are you kidding, the AG loves pics of locker room girls. She has a whole collection on VHS. Sorry, but she’s with TB on this one.

  • lisa flood
    November 1, 2018 at 5:26 pm

    I know teenage girls can get caught up in a mob type scenario, but, I thought they were more “WOKE NOW” ? That little girl did nothing wrong to be bullied and assaulted like that . The Authorities should be more concerned with the assault and potential danger that pretty little girl ( With a lot of class , kudos parents for raising that lady) was in if the mob went rogue !!!! the other girls who were playing it up for the cameras, now want us to believe they are victims here . Parents check your kids attitudes

  • DD
    November 1, 2018 at 1:05 pm

    Little bitches. They’ll get theirs one day.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    November 1, 2018 at 11:50 am

    Dude…ben tryin’ to tell you.

    Don’t post pics of kids.

    How hard is that?

  • WillAttorneyGeneral
    November 1, 2018 at 10:42 am

    I’m Will, the Attorney general. Just informing you that I have been notified.

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