Jr. Smokeshow Turtle Rider Put On A Clinic On How To Defend The Turtleboy Wall From Butthurts
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You’ve probably seen butthurts on your Facebook roster whining about Turtleboy before, but you may have been hesitant to jump in because it can be hostile territory. So if you’re looking for a lesson on an effective way to defend the Turtleboy Wall, watch and observe how this chick Samantha does it:
This chick is amazing. She literally went right into the lion’s den and burned the whole thing to the ground using nothing but facts and logic. That’s how you do it folks. When you’re armed with the truth, you will always win. We always win. We are Turtleboy.
Not coincidentally Samantha Kane is also a junior smokeshow. Proving once again that turtle riders are all smart, bad ass, fearless, and most importantly, attractive. Always attractive.
“It’s not gonna happen to me, but if it does I deserve it.”
Quote of the year right there folks. The people who appear in our blogs are not victims. They’re chiselers who have earned their way onto the blog by doing something they’re not supposed to be doing. If you’re mad at us for exposing them then you’re part of the problem. They behave like this because they know enablers like these other morons will allow them to get away with it. They’ll whine about how mean Turtleboy is and how we don’t have compassion and blah, blah, blah. It’s all just meaningless bullshit. They’re mad that we’re winning and they can’t stop us. Facebook suspensions be damned.
And quite frankly, the mere fact that Turtleboy exists is already proven to be an effective motivator for people to act civilized:
Amen Jeff Moberg. Amen. Be like Samantha and Jeff. Don’t be like the slugrakes who appear on our blogs.
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