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Junkie “Pregnant Veteran” Who Helped Rob Auburn Heroin Dealer Says She Did Two Tours In North Korea, She’s Suing Us, And The Army Lets Her Stay In Because They Got Her Hooked On Percs

Junkie “Pregnant Veteran” Who Helped Rob Auburn Heroin Dealer Says She Did Two Tours In North Korea, She’s Suing Us, And The Army Lets Her Stay In Because They Got Her Hooked On Percs

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Last night we published this blog about a stage five clinger smack magnet, who was summonsed by the Auburn PD about her involvement as a getaway driver for her boyfriend after he robbed a local heroin dealer and drove off with him on the hood of the car. We found that Gabbi Hebert of Dudley claims to be in the army, and is a veteran.

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Despite the fact that she’s been arrested a whole bunch of times

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She also said she was pregnant after she became insanely jealous of other girls who were posting on her fugitive boyfriend’s Facebook page.

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Anyway, as soon as we blogged about her tall tales we heard from her on the Facebook machine…..

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Uh-oh, an Internet lawsuit!!!

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Attorney Dick N. Vulva is gonna have his hands full of ratchetry tomorrow!!

That’s when she busted out the “you don’t know who my family is,” and the “I’m not like the other white trash you blog about” cards:

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Stop the fight!! She doesn’t just have a lawyer. She comes from a family FULL of lawyers and million dollar construction corporations. Except she’s lying about that too:

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So yea, they have absolutely nothing to do with this. Just another innocent person she’s trying to bring down with her. If we had some construction that needed to be done we’d gladly call this law-abiding, reputable business. Even if this was true, the fact that she thinks she’s exempt from being a sewersnatch because her “father” owns a multi-million dollar construction company is amazing. Turtleboy doesn’t discriminate based on socioeconomics. Everyone knows that.

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She also insisted she’s still in a unit in Devens, despite all the arrests. Oh yea, and that time she was busted in a prostitution sting, she wasn’t arrested for hooking – she was arrested for drugs. Because that’s way better:

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Anyway, Gabbi insists that she can’t be criticized because she’s a pregnant veteran. And I’m pretty sure you have to be deployed for a long period of time in order to officially gain veteran status. If she could just confirm for us that she did indeed fight for her country in a foreign land we would gladly blog about this misunderstanding and apologize. So we asked her where she went, and this is what we got:

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So…..not answering? Instead she went on a rant about how she was just kidding when she said she was discharged from the army:

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For reference she said we could ask her BFFL/recruiter Lily Darling:

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Anyway, she’s not answering the only question we care about – where and when did she serve when she was deployed in order to attain veteran status?

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OK, still not getting anywhere. Wonder why? Obviously we’re doing this because we want to show the world that she did indeed serve overseas. Because you’d have to be a pretty big skag to lie about being a veteran if you were never deployed. Finally she answered our question:

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Korea!!! OK. The United States does have close to 30,000 troops per year stationed in Korea. But which Korea was she in? North or South:

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North Korea!!!!

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She’s so much smarter than Turtleboy too. Ummmmmmm, we’re only allowed in North Korea….duh!! Do you even watch CNN? Everyone knows that. After all the Korean War is still going strong after 67 years. Once General MacArthur finally lands on Inchon it’s gonna be a rap though. Any day now.

She also continued to defend her junkie boyfriend who ditched her and moved to Florida:

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Yea, he robs drug dealers. He’s basically the Worcester version of Omar Little. Therefore it’s OK.

She says she’s been in the military for five years:

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But then later on she said she’s been in since 2014:

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Yup, did the math. Seems like your imaginary career as a veteran has been going on for less than three years. But she posted some pictures on Facebook so her story checks out:

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And the army is cool with her getting arrested for drugs because they’re the ones who got her hooked on percs in the first place:

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But it’s cool because now that she’s “pregnant” she magically has the ability to stop using:

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Oh, and she also says her sister and fiance died:

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She wouldn’t tell us either of their names, but I’m sure they’re real too. After all, this girl is really, really good at telling the truth.

P.S. She also has an Instagram page where she posts pictures of other girls at the gym, pretends that it’s her, and hopes no one will notice.

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83 Comment(s)
  • js100
    March 2, 2018 at 11:08 am

    Didn’t anyone else catch that she was “pubically humiliated”? Did her porn pix get released? And how did Turtleboy “pubically lied”? C’mon, Turtleboy, fess up!

  • Christopher Barlow
    March 1, 2018 at 9:30 am

    This article is stupid. She never said she was a veteran in the messages you posted. Seems like turtle boy is the one lying. Either way, it’s just a young girl that made some bad decisions, no need to take advantage of her just to make yourself look cool. That is some punk shit, like a grown man going around punching little kids for no reason.

    • Richard Cranium
      March 1, 2018 at 11:30 pm

      Eat a bag of dicks. She’s a p.o.s. White trash loser who lies and likes the diesel fuel. AKA a drain on society. You appear to be an ANTIFA sympathizer, or at the very least a snowflake in training.

  • Steve McQueen
    February 28, 2018 at 10:58 pm

    That shot with all of her friends with their mouths open and tongues out reminds me of a movie I saw earlier today

  • FCW
    February 28, 2018 at 9:43 pm

    Just because I have to comment on any post with “Veteran” in it. She can call Veterans Inc. And receive the best services (grant) money can buy. No judgement, were here for you all.

  • B
    February 28, 2018 at 8:01 pm

    Totally confused by most of the posted comments. I am a veteran and receive all of my healthcare through the VA. Once again, thank you, the US taxpayer, for making this possible.

    I have no idea other than the need of a dictionary or a computer that does “spell check” for this girl.

    Something is radically wrong with her version of the story. I have no idea as to what she is saying or attempting to express in a logical manner.

  • Mark Zuckerberg
    February 28, 2018 at 6:55 pm

    Your FB pages went down…

  • whatevuh
    February 28, 2018 at 6:43 pm

    Pretty cute, too bad she’s such a low life piece of crap, I could tap that, if she asked me nicely.

  • Stunt Penis
    February 28, 2018 at 3:54 pm

    Anyone find her Backpage address yet?

    • vicxh
      March 1, 2018 at 1:31 pm

      +1 for that address too. But I heard she hangs around in Worcester lol

  • Ray
    February 28, 2018 at 3:34 pm

    Ask for a pic of her DD-214…

  • Shaun
    March 2, 2017 at 10:55 pm

    Went to highschool with her, she has herpes

    • Army Vet
      March 1, 2018 at 3:02 pm

      It’s illegal to post pictures of any military ID or document, including discharge documents. Plus she never said she was honorably discharged.. most likely a general discharge with OTH.

  • Taye
    March 2, 2017 at 9:46 pm

    I pray for her I went to AIT with her she was cool then. But I know times are ruff for her right now. But a lot of people think that the military will help you immediately but that’s not true. And they don’t really give the best help either. I hope everyone does there research before they comment because as I scrolled down I saw a lot of dumb things said regarding the veterans status. But I’m not choosing a side because it’s non of my business

  • Leeana
    March 2, 2017 at 7:56 pm

    God, if I was her I’d look into filling harassment charges against you guys. You posted one thing about her being stupid, no need to keep the story going when the story just seems stupid.

  • Xavier Brown
    March 2, 2017 at 5:54 pm

    Its quite sad to see her like this I remember her back in AIT. A lil crazy but always motivated to.work didnt really see her after that. There no denying thst she was military and veteran is achieved wether or not you deploy as long as you serve. Sad to see she got onto drugs and all but such is life

  • Tara
    March 2, 2017 at 3:38 pm

    You do not have to serve overseas to be a veteran. A veteran is defined as someone who has served in the military. A combat veteran is a military member who deployed in support of an overseas operation (OIF, OEF, etc). – OIF, OEF Veteran

  • traptw1thin
    March 2, 2017 at 4:17 am

    Literally all you need to verify her service is her birthdate.

  • Robert
    March 1, 2017 at 7:17 pm

    To be a veteran you need to serve in a foreign war zone for at least 90 fays

    • Amanda
      March 1, 2017 at 11:53 pm

      You are stupid and wrong

  • torrey
    March 1, 2017 at 6:04 pm

    To be fair, a military veteran doesnt have to have served for any specified amount of time. any active duty member of the military during the time of war is considered a veteran (even if they never left the US). So technically if she was in basic training (and passed lol) but didnt get deployed, she would still be a veteran. Its stupid and doesnt conform to what most people think of as a veteran. A veteran firefighter however would be someone who was on the force for a really long time and has job experience. I believe the military definition stems from respect and equality of one another.

  • Carmon
    March 1, 2017 at 2:46 pm

    Besides if your still in the National Guard, Reserve, then your not a Veteran until your out. This child needs help.

  • Bob
    March 1, 2017 at 8:55 am

    You don’t have to deploy to be a veteran all you have to do is serve. Now if you claim to be a combat veteran then yes you have to of been deployed somewhere where there is combat

  • Christina
    February 28, 2017 at 7:47 pm

    Regardless of her actions not being the most upstanding, your suppose to be because you do none of these things right? So why would u make fun of an addict. Addiction affects more than just the person addicted. It affects everyone who loves them. People lie to get attention. She needs help. And you splaying her across the Internet like that isn’t cool. She’s lost but it doesn’t mean she isn’t human and can’t turn her life around. You are the one who should be ashamed . She can’t help her actions right now. What’s your excuse?

    • Dumb Christina!
      March 1, 2017 at 3:44 am

      While it’s true she can get treatment for her addiction, she won’t be able to get help for driving a getaway car with her disgusting boyfriend. You know, her “ride or die”. Her “unborn baby” daddy. She needs a sentence in MCI Framingham!!

      There is NO treatment for her Character Flaws….CHRISTINA!!!!!!!!

    • mahulu
      March 1, 2017 at 11:09 am

      Everyone knows addicts are people too and they need help. What’s really “not cool” here is that she and her crew almost killed someone, and then she’s on social media mouthing off about it. One of her buddies is on Facebook liking posts that support them. When these people tried heroin for the first time, it was their choice and they knew what the risks were. It turns you into trash.

      Some social media backlash against her is the least of her worries, and if she’s embarrassed or hurt by the comments, good. If you google her and the others involved, you’re going to see the typical rap sheets of heroin addicts on a run of stealing and doping up. Where do you think that’s going to lead? One of those assholes stole a fucking gun recently (Aubin)… you think she stole it for home protection? She was either going to sell it or use it in a robbery and the next house this crew tries to rob might be mine or yours.

      Society has a right to call these people out. Of course I want them to get help and get clean, but if all they’re doing is ripping and running, fuck them. That’s going to lead to a grave, either for them or some poor innocent victim. They chose heroin, and now it’s on them to choose the right thing to do, as hard as it is… go to the police, face the charges, get help, and get clean.

    • Lester Hayes
      February 28, 2018 at 8:43 pm

      An addict loses their soul. There is part of them that never returns. My brother was an addict. Would do anything to get his pills. He’s been dead for 6 years now. I know what it is to deal with a person who is addicted. Can’t believe a word they say.
      There is no more successful a person at getting what they want than an addict. They will literally do anything. It’s sad, but i feel like my brother never wanted to get better. Yes, I know addiction is a disease, but he never tried to help himself. Just blamed everyone else. He’s gone, and it stings, but when you play with fire, expect to get burned. He played and lost. In a way, it angers me bc there are people out there dying from cancer etc, who would do anything to live. It’s almost like he wanted to die.

  • Vincent E Chenevert Jr
    February 28, 2017 at 6:52 pm

    Veteran = a person who has served in the military. There are honorably discharged and dishonorably discharged veterans but they are still veterans. Veteran status is not contingent on being on being a war. Once one serves they are a veteran. The arrests do make her subject to the UCMJ and they can dishonorably discharge her for not properly representing the service she signed up for. Unfortunately, reserve and guard units do not always follow the lives of their servicemembers as close as they should. The unit is supposed to be notified of the arrest and action should have been taken towards mandatory rehabilitation if nothing else.

    • VA
      February 28, 2017 at 7:20 pm

      There are certain guidelines to achieve veteran status. 180 days active with a honorable discharge applies to a lot, but not all.

  • Kim Jong-un
    February 28, 2017 at 5:40 pm

    Thanks for your service.

  • Publius
    February 28, 2017 at 5:11 pm

    In any event, she is likely to get some time in Framingham. Will probably lose a couple of teeth. By the time her 10 year reunion hits she will be unrecognizable.

  • Turtle Lover
    February 28, 2017 at 4:00 pm

    You’ve got to be fucking kidding me!!!!! My son is an MP stationed in S. Korea & as far as I know we don’t have US soldiers in North Korea. The 2 countries are at odds with each other, we are there in S. Korea for the benefit of the South and this fucking broad should really check her facts before lying about things she knows nothing about. Maybe she was in the army but definitely not anymore, not with that track record and most definitely NOT in North Korea!! What the fuck??? WOW!!

    • ZephyrCat
      February 28, 2017 at 4:09 pm

      Why are we in South Korea? That war ended in the 50’s. You said it. We’re there for the benefit of South Korea. And the US govt. How is that helping the rest of us at all? But you guys do “your duty” without asking a fucking question and then tell yourself you made a difference. Right!

      • FuckZephyr
        February 28, 2017 at 5:01 pm

        Holy shit you’re insufferable.

      • X
        February 28, 2017 at 5:03 pm

        ZephyrCat, you’re a retard

        • ZephyrCat Is BobnMic
          February 28, 2017 at 5:39 pm

          Well I’m really bob, so there’s that

          • BobnMic
            February 28, 2017 at 5:53 pm

            Thanks

          • the Real BobnMic
            February 28, 2017 at 8:36 pm

            No, I’m the real Bob

          • BobnMic
            March 1, 2017 at 9:30 am

            I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and…I like to kiss my own butt.

      • ZephyrCat
        February 28, 2017 at 5:50 pm

        Why? Because I don’t genuflect to the military? Sorry. You guys got a raw deal after Vietnam but the pendulum swung way to far in the other direction. Father was in WW2. War is nothing to be glamorized. Brother was in the navy for years. So I’ve heard quite a bit. I appreciate the honorable ones. But there aren’t nearly as many as you think. I know you’re told you’re elite. Like anything else you have to do something honorable first to deserve the label. Merely putting on the clothes and stroking one another doesn’t make it so.

        • BobnMic
          February 28, 2017 at 8:46 pm

          Cat – Vietnam was a learning experience. And with that comes training in that style of warfare. And with that comes more competence and proficiency. And with comes a stronger United States of America that is still in it’s infancy compared many other countries in this world.

          • BobnMic
            February 28, 2017 at 8:49 pm

            Forgot my Superbowl trophy. It’s only the 5th.

  • LT
    February 28, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    I have met Brian Kaitbenski years back when I worked at a body shop in Sturbridge. They are top notch and highly recommended.

  • Sic
    February 28, 2017 at 3:17 pm

    TB, a veteran is anyone who has served in the military. What you’re describing here is a war veteran.

    • MrSmiley
      February 28, 2017 at 5:40 pm

      See my above post. Anyone who served is NOT a veteran.

  • Hollie (actual veteran)
    February 28, 2017 at 2:32 pm

    You do not have to be deployed to be a veteran, however you do have to complete your service commitment and be honorably discharged to be a veteran. If she was indeed still in, as she is wrongfully claiming, she would be referred to as soldier.

    • MrSmiley
      February 28, 2017 at 5:39 pm

      Clarification: You have to have at least 90 days of active duty time. Whether a deployment or activation. If you’re a reservist or guard and you just do your drills and you finish your contract you are not a veteran. Just making sure info is correct. There is enough stolen valor to go around. Zeph what got your thong in a twist?!

  • MC
    February 28, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    you guys are asking her the right questions but you can ask better ones:

    What is your MOS(Military Occupational Skill)? with out getting to technical: Each MOS has a Number and Letter assigned to it like a 11B is an Infantrymen, a 88M is a truck driver. If you are in the army you know the title and Number and letter combination.

    What unit are you currently assigned to?: Fort Devens is a Reserve and National Guard post. so if she says any of the active duty units (I.e. 82ns Airborne, 101st etc) or some special forces its suspect. the closest Special forces unit to Fort Devens is a group out of rhode island and I doubt very much she is apart of that.
    If she tells you a unit.. Google it, most units have a FB page or a unit page.
    Where did you go to basic training? The army only does basic training at 4 installations: Fort Sill, Fort Leonard wood, Fort Benning and Fort Jackson. Chances are she went to Fort Jackson but this depends on here MOS. I very much doubt she went to Fort Benning or Sill because only infantry and field artillery goes there and they just opened those up to females recently.
    stay away from any medical questions or digging into medical records…
    that should get you started.. hope that helps..

    • ZephyrCat
      February 28, 2017 at 3:42 pm

      Stop showing off. Boy you folks love to blow each other to show how honorable you are. Not all that much different than Hollywood people giving themselves awards to say how great they are.

  • Publius
    February 28, 2017 at 2:13 pm

    Fort Devens became a Fort again in 2007 and is a pretty active place between Army Reserve, National Guard and Marines. The ranges are robust and active most weeks. It is possible she received some sort of training discharge. Many get booted at that stage for medical and other reasons. Sounds like she got booted and just includes this in the list of pathological lies she tells. What an utter waste.

  • wabbitt
    February 28, 2017 at 2:06 pm

    Well, technically the Korean War IS still going on. No peace treaty was ever signed – just an armistice.

  • Sara
    February 28, 2017 at 1:50 pm

    I thought you needed to have a brain to join the army?!

  • Dan close
    February 28, 2017 at 1:14 pm

    Any idiot knows that the usa military is in SOUTH Korea not in the communist north korea !! And fort devins was shut down years ago when the military had the base closures , now fort devins is a low level federal prison ,ALL FACTS !!!!!!

    • Luis Lebron
      February 28, 2017 at 1:32 pm

      Fort Devens was closed and a small portion of the fort became the Devens Reserve Forces Training Area. (Devens RFTA).

    • BL
      February 28, 2017 at 2:38 pm

      There is a small base within Devens still that you have to show your ID toget in to. There are reserve units there, like the 25th Marines, etc. there’s a small exchange too.

  • MrSmiley
    February 28, 2017 at 1:09 pm

    Her job title is “clearing barrel” whether she’s sober or not, being a getaway driver after repeated arrests, blondie just isn’t getting it. Take off the kid gloves and sentence her proper to Framingham. Maybe then she’ll figure it out. Gosh, Korea must have been such a taxing deployment. Power,AC, good food, cable, no bullets flying at you…

  • JL
    February 28, 2017 at 12:56 pm

    Shes what we would call ” Front Line Infantry” DIE FIRST BITCH

  • ZephyrCat
    February 28, 2017 at 12:43 pm

    So let me understand this. If it’s just any civilian that has a drug problem they’re scumbags and lowlifes and not worth the effort. But, heaven forbid, if they wore that uniform and have the same problem, well, let’s all rally to their aid. Those blessed angels. Just so as I understand.

  • Dave
    February 28, 2017 at 12:35 pm

    north…..south… its one of those ones with 5 letters…close enough

  • Aaron Spalding
    February 28, 2017 at 12:33 pm

    The VA defines “Veteran” as some who actively served in the Armed Services Andy has any discharge other than dishonorable.

    She does not need to deploy or be in for a long time.

    Her Percocet addiction starting in the military could be legit. They gave narcotics out like candy at Walter Reed ( I struggled with addiction as did many of my brothers).

    Her story still has many holes, and embellishments, however. Turtle boy feel free to reach out and I can maybe help clarify some things. If you have more info on her I can pull her official military records too.

    SGT Aaron Spalding
    US Army Retired

    • MC
      February 28, 2017 at 1:43 pm

      If you wanna go to jail you can pulll me for records… that’s a HippA violation dude you can get into some serious shit for that.

      • KJDS
        February 28, 2017 at 1:58 pm

        What does her service/discharge record have to do with the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act?

        He wouldn’t be looking for her medical records – just the status of a discharge: Honorable, General, Bad Conduct, etc.

      • MrSmiley
        February 28, 2017 at 2:17 pm

        Its a freedom of information act dumb shit. Your medical records are hipaa.

      • Sarge Marge
        March 1, 2017 at 3:25 pm

        her SERVICE records dude not medical records haha

    • TheRealZephyrCat
      February 28, 2017 at 4:57 pm

      You fucking troops all think youre some genius’s. fuck you SGT.

      • brian albrecht (the real one)
        February 28, 2017 at 5:04 pm

        Zeph, there you are. Man, I just wanted to say it was awesome to meet you today. You weren’t kidding when you said your dong was gigantic!! It took me 15 minutes of trying but I got that whole thing down my throat yo! I didn’t even gag! Tomorrow I think I’m gonna try that trick where I lick your balls at the same time! Holla!!

        • Brian Albrecht Fluffs Nuts
          February 28, 2017 at 7:11 pm

          So please don’t wash your balls tonight cuz Imma give those swingbags a proper tonguebath

      • Amanda
        March 1, 2017 at 11:35 pm

        *Geniuses. That’s plural, you fucking couldn’t-even-pass-the-ASVAB twat.

  • Haha trash!
    February 28, 2017 at 11:57 am

    That chick looks like she enjoys a nice bukkake tsunami!!

  • KJDS
    February 28, 2017 at 11:56 am

    North Korea, huh? Communist states love to let American military into their countries. Happens all the time.

    What a moron.

  • BobnMic
    February 28, 2017 at 11:49 am

    So now I’m the fence with this new development. The girl still needs help however. That I think we can all agree on.

    • ZephyrCat
      February 28, 2017 at 12:25 pm

      Why? Because she was a vet (of sorts)? So, putting on an outfit all of a sudden made her different from everyone else that acts like that? Forgot, soon as you have a picture in those clothes it automatically elevates you to archangel.

    • Duke Westwood
      February 28, 2017 at 1:37 pm

      That’s a fence POST… And next time, use a bit more lube and it won’t get stuck…

  • Duke Westwood
    February 28, 2017 at 11:40 am

    North Korean unit… That’s some serious black ops shit.

    Abort abort… You don’t know what your messing with… There could be stolen valor and shit… STOLEN VALOR! She’s IN A FUCKING UNIT!!

    And is her dad a Kaitbenski? Oh shit… I know Dave… He’d be really proud of this relative(?) associating these shenanigans with a multi-generational business…

  • Please Get Help
    February 28, 2017 at 11:39 am

    She looks so much like Hayden Penatierre. So young. All these young people on drugs. I really hope they get the help they need. I don’t think they can really see how truly big their problem is like other people can. It’s crazy.

  • brian albrecht(the real one)
    February 28, 2017 at 11:36 am

    send this hoe to weymouth please. I’ll have her so fucking high she wont know where she is. then ill proceed to treat the back of her mouth just like I treat TheRealZephyrCat’s mothers mouth. Like a punching bag for my cock. FUCK WITH ME

    • Brian's Tiny Penis
      February 28, 2017 at 7:08 pm

      Believe me, this cock can really punch too. It’s just so fast you’ll never see it.

    • Bret
      February 28, 2018 at 3:41 pm

      You don’t like pussy,,, stop fronting shitdick… you LooOOOoove the cock…lol

  • Jaime
    February 28, 2017 at 11:35 am

    This girl needs to pass the second grade! I would not write/type to anyone if my spelling was that awful. I am also sure 99.9% of us have auto correct.
    She is all about the Army, hopefully (doubt it) she really did serve or is in fact in the Reserves. We all have family or know someone that is a real veteran and it takes a special fucktard to lie when there are men & woman dying every day for our freedom. Hell they are even doing it for her and others like her that have NO RESPECT!
    If the Army really had a hand in her becoming addicted I am certain she would receive the best rehab treatment there is!
    LYING PIECE OF WHITE TRASH, BITCHY CUMDUMPSTER

    • ZephyrCat
      February 28, 2017 at 1:06 pm

      Well, you can’t blame her for trying. I mean, aren’t we all supposed to fall down in adoration for anybody that served? Discount here, good seats there. Job offers, ass kissing. All most of you had to do to get all that was kill 3rd worlders and destroy their countries because…..well, not sure why. Oh, I got it. Because there’s lots of money to be made in the Military Industrial Complex. And patriotism. And so they can’t get at us here. Except we have politicians that doublecrossed you and that now fly them here after you fuck up their homes. Can’t get crazier. Now they get better benefits than vets. How’s that one feeling?

    • Taye
      March 2, 2017 at 9:40 pm

      I’m not trying to defend her on any note but I went to AIT with her and she is a little crazy but the military take a while to help you and don’t really give the best help like most people think.

  • Spewie
    February 28, 2017 at 11:27 am

    What’s with the gaping mouths and tongues hanging out? Make you want to…

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