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Kevin Blackmer Caught On Video Being Tased, Arrested By Ware PD For Drugs Just Months After Prostituting His 16 Year Old Girlfriend On Backpage

Kevin Blackmer Caught On Video Being Tased, Arrested By Ware PD For Drugs Just Months After Prostituting His 16 Year Old Girlfriend On Backpage

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It’s been a couple months since we’ve blogged about Western Mass’ most infamous flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat wearing chudstuffer, Kevin Blackmer from Ware.

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But apparently a Ware resident got him on video right after being tasered by the cops, after being caught with needles and likely heroin. Naturally he told the cops off, and lectured them about how they don’t scare him and how he used to respect them. Oh, and also, he’s not no snitch or a rat, and he’s trying to save people from an overdose:

We need to do more of these “Ware are they now” features. I feel like people genuinely want to know where the ghosts of ratchet past are up to these days.

If you’re not familiar with Kevin Blackmer then you must be new here. He’s easily top 5 most blogged about dooshnozzles in TBS history. Here’s some of his finest turtle accomplishments:

  • In 2009 he was caught caught at an underground and illegal strip club in Ware, drinking booze, while he was 17. He testified in front of the license commission that he was “lured” into the strip club where liquor was forced down his throat:

    “Two people also testified about their complaints, including former neighbor Tammy Butler, who said her then-17-year-old son was served alcohol and spent $700 at the bar in September. He was saving the money to buy a car, she said. Her son, Kevin Blackmer, now 18, testified he was “lured” into the bar and was served liquor although he felt uncomfortable because he was underage and drinking. While he said he never saw nudity, he said he did see “a few girls making out.”

  • Prostituting his 16 year old girlfriend on backpage.

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  • His gang name is “Street Sweeper,” he’s planning on killing everyone, claims to be a hitman, and worships Jesus, Satan, and Bruce Lee.

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  • He once was arrested and took this selfie in jail.

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I feel like there’s so much more, but you get the point. Either way, I’m sure this isn’t the last we’ve seen of the Street Sweeper.

 

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3 Comment(s)
  • Devils Mouthpiece
    September 5, 2017 at 8:46 am

    I’d say taze him in the mangina, but I’m pretty sure he would like it.

  • I dare you
    September 4, 2017 at 9:19 pm

    Can’t believe they didn’t taze him again just so he’d shut up.

  • Steven Stover
    September 4, 2017 at 5:20 pm

    He is a embarrassment to morons everywhere.

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