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Warwick PD has joined the cool kids club and posted a humorous narrative today about this Starbucks coffee skank who swiped a 12 year old’s phone after it was mistakenly left at the counter.
The fact that you can actually order a concoction even remotely similar to that is the reason I can’t handle Starbucks. Give me my Dunks coffee, which I don’t even care is fucked up 98.9% of the time, and I’ll be on my way. These frappes that look like glittery Unicorn turds in a cup? No thank you.
Adidas. I had a shirt like that too. In middle school.
Here’s the car trash flaps left in. The red sedan.
Who steals a kid’s phone? You know how hard that kid probably worked for that thing? At least I hope. I know mine is going to have to clean a lot of bathrooms and empty a ridiculous amount of dishwasher loads before getting a smartphone.
Anyways, stealing shit from kids is the low of the low. Give it to the barista if the kid has already trampled off. Nope. This soulless garbage panda deliberately puts her own phone over it and walks out with an innocent 12 year old’s phone.
Who would’ve thought Target has cameras? Only everyone. This one should be easily identifiable, at least by her questionable 90’s fashion choices. If you know who she is, drop us a message!
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