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Knob Schlob Knockdown: Jealous Ratchet Attacks The Junkie Hooker Who Gave Her Rotund Boyfriend A Blowie For Drug Funds

Just a regular day in New Bedford … 

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I always find myself fighting the sloppy sow that slurps my bae’s slippery noodle for cash. Don’t you? 

Seems a jealous (now ex-)girlfriend went after a syphilis-saturated New Bedford hooker because her man threw some cash down for the good cum n go!  Our pals over at New Bedford Live not only managed to get the video footage but actually broke up the fight after it had been going for like five minutes. 

The skanky broads seen above decided to settle the score on the trashiest corner of New Bedford in broad daylight. Just to make it a bit more New Bedfordish they did it in front of a kid. This is the same area Clyde, who was bagged getting a similar mouth job by an uglier hooker in his wheelchair a few months back, frequents. 

Homeless Crackhead In Wheelchair, Getting A Blowie On New Bedford’s Busiest Street, Is Distaught When The Sloppy Hooker Spots The Camera And Leaves

I’m sure glad this shitty parent feels good traipsing their pre-schooler around this spot. 

(Can someone identify that asshole in the orange and call DCF? Thanks.) 

The man at the center of this violent, hair-yanking, squabble is Juan Farina. His girlfriend Autumn Daniels apparently wasn’t servicing his linguica enough and he sought the services of Danielle Costa. Danielle is a former rich girl who got hooked on the smack and started turning tricks. 

Autumn, angered that Danielle would take cash to dig out Juan’s angry inch, met up and gave her the hoodrat helicopter. None of these people can afford cable, so they all stood around yelling “snapchat” while these two dirty skanks fought. 

If The Wire has taught me anything it’s that you’ve got to find something to pass the time waiting for the re-up. Why not attack the local poon merchant? 

Oh look! A tumbleweave! The true sign of a hoodrat fight! It’s in the perfect shade of ghetto New Bedford red! 

I honestly think the best part of this whole debacle was how stupid Autumn is. You can’t blaming a junkie hooker for doing junkie hooker things. Danielle  doesn’t see blowing Juan’s freakishly small dick as cheating. She sees it as the substantial Portuguese pube farm she had to wade through to get her next fix. I guess Juan had enough of Autumn’s jealousy over his time spent with the pay to ride pony as the two of them started blasting one another all over the thread. 

I’m not sure what that means but it sounds important. Even Autumn can acknowledge Danielle is a whore. So please explain to me why this back alley twat can’t figure out that her nasty man is to blame.

No Juang, they were fighting over the fact that you can’t keep your dick in your pants. 

It’s such a shame. These two crack nuggets seemed to be so happy a couple weeks ago… 

Such a shame. They seemed like such a stable couple. I’m excited to see the next hooker she attacks because she’s too fucking stupid to blame her creepy AF dude. 
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  • You Aalready know
    August 30, 2017 at 11:42 am

    I’m dead..these two are both Junkies..Autumn doesn’t even have custody of her kids and has been an addict for 17yrs. It’ll never change. Now her man ‘pimp’ is calling her a loser and doesn’t even want to claim her hey Autumn..Karma is a bitch!!

  • Age
    August 30, 2017 at 7:25 am

    On her Facebook is reads “Pipe Work….lots of pipe work” under the description for her gig at Lynch. Can’t make this stuff up.

  • Hughbo Mont
    August 30, 2017 at 5:41 am

    At the end, “If it’s one on one, ya leave it.” LOL

  • Feckin Piker
    August 29, 2017 at 8:37 pm

    Ahh, some Port-a-gee Gypsies. The Roma of the Sea.

  • CJT
    August 29, 2017 at 7:40 pm

    Did anyone else notice the prescription bottles and crack pipe on the ground. Lol. Perfect setting for “Lifestyles of the Ratchet and Ghetto”. Where’s Robin Leach when you need him.

  • Mom's Basement
    August 29, 2017 at 7:33 pm

    Just Juan skank apparently wasn’t enough for him

  • They call me Ponch
    August 29, 2017 at 5:14 pm

    Wasn’t Farina one of the Little Rascals?

    How did ratchet 1 know about professional ratchet 2 ?
    Was it witnessed? Or did she notice the missing $12 from poor pimp’s measly paycheck?

  • Suckiesuckie
    August 29, 2017 at 4:29 pm

    Danielle from free the New Bedford 5!

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