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It can’t be easy being a police officer or a nurse in Lawrence, because 99% of the time you’re dealing with swamp nuggets who are rude and disrespectful while you’re trying to help them, and you must maintain professionalism despite it all. I couldn’t do it, that’s for sure. With my trucker mouth I’d be going viral on cop block so fast it would make your head spin. Never has this been more evident than this morning when I woke up to this Facebook post from a local ghettoroid, who filmed an encounter with the police at Holy Family Hospital in Methuen.
It all began when Dion Mejia showed up to the hospital with his brother, who was of course also stabbed in the face, and the police tried to ask him some questions before he could leave in a car that was covered in blood. This video is everything that is wrong with ghetto culture encapsulated in three minutes.
“Don’t fucking touch me!! You understand? Now I’m gonna press charges on you in court!!”
Oh snap! He’s going to press charges. In court nonetheless! That’s the best place to press charges. At first I though he was offering to plug in the officer’s iPhone because the battery was low. Turns out he was preparing a massive civil lawsuit because the cops wanted to know why a man covered in blood was refusing medical treatment and fleeing the hospital.
“What’s your name?”
“Aren’t you a cop? Investigate it.”
This was my favorite interaction.
Officer: “You got a stab wound to your head, your buddy’s got a stab wound to the face.”
Junior Hoodbooger: “What’s your point?”
Officer: “So why are you leaving right now?”
Junior Hoodbooger: “Because I’m leaving right now, I have shit to do.”
Officer:”You have a stab wound to your head.”
Junior Hoodbooger: “What is your point?”
Yea yo, he got mad shit to do. Tax season is coming up so he wanted to get a head start on it. He got mad deductions this year thanks to the Trump tax cut! So he got stabbed in the head? Big deal. When you grow up in Lawrence getting stabbed is just kind of part of life. You can either sit there and cry about it or make that money. Obviously this upstanding individual had to get to work early in the morning, because those satellite dishes covering the section 8 scumhole he resides in don’t pay for themselves.
Then there was this:
Junior Hoodbooger: “What’s your name and badge number.”
Officer: “I’m gonna write it all down for you.”
Junior Hoodbooger: “No, I want you to say it to the camera.”
Officer: “OK, I’ll write it down for you.”
It wouldn’t be a junior hoodbooger video without assuming that the cops have to stop what they’re doing and recite their name and badge number into your Obamaphone.
Loved this part too.
Officer: “What’s your name?”
Junior Hoodbooger: “Fucking clowns my nigga.”
Officer: “Fucking clowns? That’s your name?”
I so hope that went in the police report. If I bare another crotch fruit I vow to you all that his or her name will be
“Fucking clowns my nigga.”
Because he was at the hospital in a car that was covered in blood, and because he had a stab wound to his head, the police did not let him leave and attempted to get him to cooperate inside. Shockingly that did not work either.
“Personal space! You see this? Fuck you! Fuck you clown! Fuck you!”
You know these Gen Z welfare tots are going soft once they start demanding safe spaces.
This was perfect…..
Officer: “Did you see anybody?”
Officer: “I’m gonna take that as a no.”
HAHAHAHHAHA!!! Love the dry sarcasm.
That of course led to this:
Junior Hoodbooger: “What’s your name? And what’s your number?”
I’m so waiting for a cop to drop this line the next time that question is asked in a viral cop block video.
Then of course he proceeded to walk outside the waiting room and hassle the nurses as well. Now keep in mind, there is a 0.0% chance this cretin actually pays for health insurance. But luckily he lives in one of the greatest welfare states that has ever existed, so he doesn’t have to have a job, or worry about personal responsibility like a normal person. The taxpayers will take care of that for him. He’ll show his generosity for all these handouts by continuing to demand more handouts and by refusing to abide by the law and/or cooperate with law enforcement, and the cycle will continue. Such is life in the third world shithole known as Lawrence.
Normal people would look at that video and say, “Gee whiz, he sure could’ve handled that better.” But in hoodbooger culture it’s actually the police who went about it the wrong way.
Mad unehtical yo! FACKS!
You know you’re dealing with some real winners when the person commenting on your fuck the police video are also in the hospital.
Oh, you got stabbed too? We should do lunch!
Free muh boi!
“Cops needa understand them being around traumatized niggas gets them more provoked to say more fuck shit.”
It’s so true. Obviously these cops need more sensitivity training about how to deal with traumatized n words.
And after that call up Attorney Richard N. Vulva.
Time to build the wall……around Lawrence.