Littleton DJ Nathan Cantino Posts About Killing Cops On Facebook After They Took His Computers Because He Shared Naked Pics Of Ex-Gf On Internet
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This is Boston DJ Nathan Cantino:
Except he’s not really from Boston. He has listed addresses in Groton and Littleton. Same thing.
He specializes in Top 40 hits:
So he’s basically Casey Kasem with a Macbook.
And today he posted about how he wanted to kill some cops because they allegedly stole his DJ equipment for no reason:
Shocking that this Top 40 DJ who threatens to kill cops on Facebook lives in his parent’s basement. Never saw that one coming.
In fairness, he knows he WANTS to kill cops, he just doesn’t know WHY. Perfectly normal thing to write on the world’s second most heavily trafficked website. And everyone knows that cops raid people’s homes for no reason at all, and steal all their business equipment. Oh, and now he’s homeless because of it:
So please feel sorry for him because that’s what he’s hoping you’ll do.
Many began to question why this would happen to him if he did nothing wrong:
So he’s making it seem like they raided his parent’s crib because they suspect him of pirating music that he’s using for gigs. And once it’s cleared up his reputation will be restored.
To prove how truly innocent he is he posted the search warrant:
As you can see it does not explain why this was happening on the warrant. So he MUST be innocent!!
Except you can see on that warrant that it says, “See Addendum A attached,” and there’s a staple in the left hand corner of the document. Turns out when you turn to Addendum A you will see that his parent’s house in Littleton was raided and all his computers and hard drives were confiscated because he has been sharing naked images of a woman named Erin St. George online:
And from the looks of it, Erin St. George appears to be his ex-girlfriend:
And it certainly appears from a post he made last month that he’s upset that after five years of courtship and serious discussions about marriage and children, she dumped him and got knocked up by another chudstuffer:
Oops!! Good thing he documented all of this so the cops have a motive now.
Not the first time this dindu nuffin was wrongly accused of a crime. Like the time he assaulted his girlfriend while driving on Route 3, abandoned the vehicle, got caught by the cops in Dunstable, and then spit on the arresting officers.
A year later in nearby Westford he was once again arrested for assaulting a police officer, threatening, disorderly conduct, and resisting arrest.
He’s also had charges of criminal harassment against him dismissed:
So as you can see, this poor guy is always the victim of police corruption. It’s the cop’s fault that he can’t stop hitting women, assaulting the police, and harassing other people.
Just for the record he does NOT feel like he did anything wrong for threatening to kill cops on Facebook for doing their job, and he’s mad at them for costing him $10,000 in imaginary gigs. And all three of his lawyers have told him that posting about killing cops on Facebook is NOT a bad idea:
Because lots of people want to hire a DJ who cranks hot beats from his parent’s basement on Facebook Live:
He’s now asking Facebook for advice on what to do next. Should he kill the cops? Start a cult? Cause a disturbance on a plane? Move to Panama? So many choices….
He’s also one of those people who shares Facebook statuses about pondering suicide so that people will tell him how much they love him:
I see this happen all the time. If you’re gonna kill yourself then just do it. I have no interest in talking you off a ledge on my Facebook timeline. We all have problems. Get over it. Of course the kind of people who post statuses like this have no real intention or desire to end their lives. They’re just attention whores who want you to feel bad for them.
Here’s my question – what high school was dumb enough to hire him to do their prom?
Do they not Google? Because when you search for this chud’s name all of his arrests for domestic violence and assaulting the police come up. But I guess if you have a Macbook full of Top 40 hits they’ll let you hang around children for hours at a time at a school sanctioned event.
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