Local Boob Hangs “We Sell Drugs” Sign On His Apartment Building In Fitchburg, Confusing Many Who Don’t Understand What He’s Trying To Do

Local Boob Hangs “We Sell Drugs” Sign On His Apartment Building In Fitchburg, Confusing Many Who Don’t Understand What He’s Trying To Do

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Saw this post in the Discussing Fitchburg Now Facebook group:

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So obviously, anyone with a brain looks at this and realizes this is not actually a opiate farmer’s market. Not that it’s not believable, since Fitchburg drug dealers’ GED participation trophies haven’t given them the best business sense in the world. But if this person was really selling drugs, they’d probably not want to advertise it for the cops to see. Just sayin. Smart people would understand that something was up just by looking at the picture. I haven’t seen a sign confuse this many people since George H. W. Bush moved across the street from The Simpsons.


Sadly Joseph Wheeler and several others did not get what was going on here:

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Turns out the guy who put it up actually lives there, and knows there are drug dealers and users who frequent his apartment building:

Screen Shot 2017-05-09 at 10.31.00 AMJason Chandler lives on Walnut Street, and posted on his page that he was doing this to clean up his neighborhood:

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I’ve been to Walnut Street before. It’s a cut through that helps you avoid two shitty lights. It’s also where you can find some of Fitchburg’s finest. A genuine American dump. Still safer than 48 Cedar Street in Fitchburg though. At least no mayoral candidates on Walnut Street will bludgeon you to death with a golf club.

Anyway, good for this guy for trying to make his neighborhood a better place. His intentions are good. But the fact of that matter is that the gutterslugs and the other assorted ratchets have to live and conduct business somewhere. And the rest of civilized society is content if they stay in Fitchburg. It’s why none of us move to Fitchburg. And although this guy’s intentions are noble, the fact of the matter is that Walnut Street in Fitchburg cannot be salvaged. You’re trying to clog a hole in a sinking vessel when you should be abandoning ship. Seriously, just move to Gardner or Leominster or even the boony part of the Burg. You’ll save yourself a lifetime of frustration and confusing signs.


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8 Comment(s)
  • Big Raymond
    May 9, 2017 at 7:26 pm

    Get rid of most welfare, ssi disability, etc. and most of these walking-dead will vanish to a state with better perks. NYC, Jersey shore, they’ll fit right in.

    • True Reality Speaks
      May 9, 2017 at 7:38 pm

      With all the freebies and get out of jail free cards the Democrats pay out for votes in Mass, we are a destination for these losers and scumbags – not a jumping off point.

      • Pam
        May 10, 2017 at 9:28 am

        Replying to your own post again.

  • Linda
    May 9, 2017 at 12:21 pm

    This is cool except when the drug dealers in the building beat the snot out of the guy, or kill him, or hurt his family. Normal people can’t take on the druggies and losers. As TB said, MAY DAY MAY DAY, jump from the burning building and hope for the best.

    • Kara Downs Syndrome
      May 9, 2017 at 1:44 pm

      I have to argue with this. Normal people can take on the druggies and losers. The trick is to never cede anything to them. All of the hardo bullshit is an act for 99% of them. The 1% who are honest to god Hernandez felons, well, fuck them too. And 100% of them have shit for brains. While the best course of action is to jump ship, when confronted by a shitbag, stuff a boot in their nutsack and hold their face in the sewer while the cops come. Adults being adults will be the only way to bring these towns back. You don’t even need to be physically fit to do this, just have the balls, which nobody in this country does.

  • Beige Caulk
    May 9, 2017 at 11:22 am

    What’s amazing about Fitchburg is, how the whole town went to shit. Not a house or a street or a neighborhood. The whole town.

    They should nuke the place and start over. Oak Hill and Fitchburg State are the only things redeeming there.

    Syrian refugees would raise the property values.

    • ray mond
      May 10, 2017 at 10:22 pm

      What a horrible thing to say, how people can like a comment like this disgusts me. Sheer ignorance and hatred you people are evil and whats wrong with this country only a scumbag would say something like this. Yeah this city is full of shitbags, but most people, like myself and family, are decent human beings… so nuke people even kids? Your kind makes me ashamed to be an American.

  • May 9, 2017 at 11:22 am

    ha ha fronting them off! genius!

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