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Local Boob Unravels Trump Organized Illegal Immigrant Smuggling Ring At Charlton Mass Pike Rest Stop

Local Boob Unravels Trump Organized Illegal Immigrant Smuggling Ring At Charlton Mass Pike Rest Stop

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Is the Charlton rest stop on the Mass Pike the center of an illegal immigrant fake green card ring? It is according to one local vigilante armed with an iPhone named Rory Hamlet, who may have just cracked the biggest case of our lifetime:

 

And just in case he deletes his post…..

So the guy in the striped shirt is handing out green cards to illegal immigrants. And Rory knows this because, what else could all these brown people at a rest stop possibly be getting handed? Sure, he didn’t do even the most basic amount of research about what a green card is, and had he done so he would’ve discovered that illegal immigrants can’t get green cards:

But nevertheless, there were brown guys in Charlton outside of a van, so logically the only thing that could possibly be happening is the illegal transaction of green cards in broad daylight at a public rest stop. Oh, and the rest stop just so happens to share a parking lot with the State Police barracks in Charlton:

So obviously there could be no better spot in which to conduct such nefarious behavior.

And they almost got away with it if it weren’t for that meddling Hardy boy of a cameraman!! I mean, just look at this hard boiled detective work he did:

“Writing names down, collecting money, and handing out undocumented, documents.”

It’s almost as if those people were paying for a service that the man in the striped shirt was about to provide them!! What else could they possibly be selling besides green cards? After all, they’re brown!!!

“He just saw me videotaping them. He is not loading them back into the van. To leave.”

Great Scott!! You’ve been spotted. How did he ever get out of there alive? I mean, just look at these criminals getting into a van!!!

Then the crowning jewel in the investigation:

“There’s their suitcase.”

Ah-HAH!!!! Gotcha!! Who else would carry luggage and pay money to a guy driving a van that oddly resembles a Logan Airport shuttle, besides illegal immigrants from Mexico? Mexicans LOVE luggage!! It’s where they keep all their things! Obviously these illegals walked across the border with their luggage, and once they waded across the Rio Grande and got their way through 40 miles of desert, the first thing they said was, “Which way to Charlton?”

Notice on the front passenger side door of the van there is something written:

A closer examination reveals it says “USDOT”:

As in “United State Department of Transportation.” Clearly then the only logical conclusion we can reach is that the United States government, the same government headed by Donald J. Trump, is smuggling in illegal immigrants and giving them green cards. DJT is probably a Goddman MOOSLUM too!!

Luckily some of his friends were there to point out the fact that he was clearly mistaken. LOL. Just kidding:

Yea, why didn’t you call the police? That would’ve been a fun call:

Hello police? Yea, this is double agent Rory calling in to report some brown people giving money to a man who appears to be providing a service for them? We’re gonna need backup.”

See this? This is what actual racism looks like. Brown people paying money to get into a van? Must be illegals. This is the unfortunate side effect of the Trump presidency. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll still take it any day of the week over smiles and sunshine, pay to play Hillary Clinton. At least in this case it’s just random yahoos who we can all laugh at doing stuff like this. The problem is when the leader of our country infers that entire police departments are racist, or lectures us all about white privilege and institutional racism.

At the same time, you can’t whine about race baiting if you’re the one doing the race baiting. This entire whinefest only happened because this guy assumed black and brown people had to be illegal immigrants. He made race the central factor in his “investigation.” The big problem is that THIS is what fuels SJWs. Oh, and don’t worry – they’ll totally ignore our take on this one the next time they call us racist.

 

 

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12 Comment(s)
  • Jessica Seifert
    June 4, 2017 at 6:20 pm

    Racism aside, does this adult American truly believe green cards are capable of being passed out haphazardly at rest stops like VIP club passes? That sounds as likely as a finding a Walmart greeter issuing valid passports to customers upon entry. In reality, the process of achieving “permanent resident” status is lengthy and complex, and leaves a long paper trail. Maybe if Local Boob went out and got to know a few people who immigrated here legally, he’d avoid virally embarrassing himself on the internet!

  • asner
    May 16, 2017 at 7:07 pm

    State Police Barracks and Charlton rest area don’t share same location and we still don’t know or care what was going on, this article is weak, wimpy, wimpy. So one nitwit got excited on fb writing with few facts causing another person to write something equally dumb on a blog with no further facts…… C’mon turtle peeps you can do better.

  • Bob, the name is Bob. What's yours?
    May 15, 2017 at 6:10 pm

    Van had DOT identification on the doors?

    Why by gosh that’s got to be the Donald O’Trump pack ’em in and drive ’em to the border livery service.

    And then some fucktard gets in the way with a video camera.

    How are we going to Make America Squish Grapes Again with idiots like this?

  • The Wall
    May 15, 2017 at 8:50 am

    The driver looks very familiar – pretty positive that that’s Ruben’s Limousine Service from Southbridge LOL. Great job

    • Cracker Jack
      May 15, 2017 at 1:51 pm

      My thought exactly. This was nothing other than a field trip layover from Southbridge. Probably just stopped to whiz & grab some Sbrarro slices.

  • May 15, 2017 at 1:13 am

    very humoroso,but wtf actually WAS going on-anyone know?

    • Linda
      May 15, 2017 at 8:17 am

      Hiding in plain sight. Always easy to do.

    • Gavsmom2003@yahoo. Com
      May 15, 2017 at 11:36 am

      They are from a temp agency. They are being given time cards for the company they were outsourced to work for. Legally

  • godzilla snack
    May 15, 2017 at 12:27 am

    sumten lik da japs in ww2

  • Realist
    May 14, 2017 at 11:17 pm

    Look out TB, You have just alienated a sizable chunk of your readers! Don’t worry though, Most of them wont actually realize it.
    #MAGA

    • TIG OLE BITTIES
      May 15, 2017 at 11:15 am

      Turtleboy- Hey SSTG what are you going to do your blog about today?
      SSTG – I got sum Nudnick watchn a group of Spanish people getn on a shuttle to go to the airport and he thinks they are Illegals. What are you doing yours on?
      Turtleboy – I got a guy filming sum guy selling fake green cards at a rest stop in Charlton to a group of illegal Mexicans that were getting off a shuttle from Mexico.
      SSTG – great let’s run them both

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      May 16, 2017 at 8:02 am

      Same insipid comment in two different blogs. Looking for a little self-validation?

      This isn’t one of your liberal echo chambers, Polly Parrot.

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