Local Cheesehog Threatens Internet Lawsuit Vs. Parent’s Landlord For Not Paying Her To Shovel Stairs And Charging Market Rate Rent For Apartment Being Destroyed By Cigarettes
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Some local cheesehog voiced her displeasure with her parent’s landlord on a Facebook page called “The Truth About Worcester”:
I don’t know either party involved in this. But I do know from writing Turtleboy blogs for a couple of years now, that if Turtleboy Jr. can write a more cohesive sentence together than you can, then you’re probably a moron, and more than likely you’re in the wrong. After the flat-brimmed Chicago Bulls hat the number one indicator that you’re dealing with a troglodyte is when they fuck up the loser-looser thing. Their-there-they’re fuck ups happen sometimes. But if you of spell loser with two o’s, then there’s a 99% chance that you’ve offered to buy or sell food stamps on Facebook at some point in your life.
But don’t worry Hope, we got a lawyer for you!!
He’ll plow your whole family good and hard!! Every time we see Dick N. Vulva in court he takes us for a ride!!
Anyway, there’s obviously more to this story and it quickly came out when the landlord showed up in the comments:
Worcester tenants fucking up someone’s property who is trying to give them a break and treating it like their own? Never thought I’d see the day.
So basically Hope’s mother and her stepdad have been living in this place off Hamilton Street for eight years. During this time the amount the landlord can get from renting his apartment has gone up, but their rent did not. Then this guy David Webb buys the property, realizes he could be renting it out for a lot more, and offers to let them stay for a price increase that is still less total rent than his other tenants. Sounds pretty reasonable.
LOL. So let me get this straight. The last landlord used to shovel the stairs and plow a spot for them. And if he couldn’t do that then he’d pay Hope to do it for him. Therefore the new landlord has do to the same thing. Yup, that’s how capitalism works.
And he’s “so about the money.” She really hates that part:
Neither is this other Boudreau:
Because God forbid a landlord try to get market value on property that he owns.
Newsflash – when you rent an apartment, you don’t own it. You have no say in anything. If the landlord wants to let his shitbag kid move in, he can evict you. If you don’t like that, then look into buying a house. There’s a million and one FHA programs that allow you to buy a home with little to no down payment, and pay under $1,000 a month for a mortgage. But that would require actual initiative, so there’s no way Hope’s doing that.
Hey, here’s an idea Hope. If you love your disabled parents so much, how bout you shovel it out? Since they’re not on a lease and are a month to month, the landlord doesn’t have to shovel. Plus, he’s giving them a discount and basically letting them destroy the place with cigarette smoke, which they won’t have to pay for once they finally leave:
But it’s cool, because “everyone smokes”:
Get over it!! There’s nothing that makes me wanna puke more than a dainty Worcester apartment that smells like stale cigarettes.
Apparently Hope did end up shoveling the snow, but not before acting like a raving lunatic and yelling at the landlord:
If her parents really are on disability, then they should be able to afford the rent. But then again it’s much easier to be a victim and blame other people for your problems instead.
Speaking of problems, looks like the landlord has a few of his own thanks to certain people’s living habits:
But fuck him because he’s “all about the money.” People who make money are evil. This is the type of mentality that’s taken over our culture.
After that Hope decided to call the health inspector – a common move that shitbag tenants pull to try to fuck over a landlord they don’t like. Didn’t go as planned.
Someone pointed out that she basically just had to clear out three steps, which she could easily accomplish in the time she took whining about doing so on Facebook:
Hope wasn’t trying to hear none of that:
You think she cares about your “option?” Think again!!
And if you disagree with her victim mentality she will report you to the Facebook police:
Because only God can judge! Also, go fuck yourself.
According to her, the landlord would not have to shovel for tenants normally. But in this case he has to because her parents are disabled.
Because that’s a law.
Anyway, Hope isn’t shoveling those three steps any longer. And if Mom dies, then she dies. Not her problem:
Sure, her Mom will have a broken hip if she falls down the steps. But the really important thing here is that she won the pissing match on Facebook.
Your move David Webb. Who’s laughing now, bitch?
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