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Local Mother Of 4 With Extensive Criminal Record Starts Online Petition To Stop DCF From “Kidnapping” Her Kids

Local Mother Of 4 With Extensive Criminal Record Starts Online Petition To Stop DCF From “Kidnapping” Her Kids

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Did you know that DCF kidnaps children for no reason? Well according to an online petition from a Worcester woman named Kimberly Kline, that’s exactly what they did to her litter of kids:

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Yea, I’m sure that’s what happened. First of all, if you can’t trust a face like this:

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Then who can you trust?

Secondly, it’s perfectly NORMAL to be getting regular home visits from DCF in the first place. This is something many NORMAL people can relate to. I know Sunday dinner at the Turtleboy household wouldn’t be complete without our case worker stopping by for coffee afterwards.

Thirdly, I’m sure that the ONLY reason her four kids were taken from her home is because it “was not clean enough.” Definitely. Especially when you search for this chick’s name and the first three things that come up are all from the courthouse records:

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Possession of Xanax, A&B with a water bottle, and driving with a suspended license. All in the last 3 years. But yea, I’m sure her kids were taken from her home for six months because it was laundry day. Weird she’d get arrested for Xanax, when she claims to have a prescription:

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Here’s the thing – the kids were “kidnapped” by DCF in October:

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And the state naturally wants to reunite kids with their birth mothers. So all she has to do is just get her act together and she gets them back. If it’s been six months and you still don’t have them back, you done fucked up.

But if you have a problem with her parenting style (or lack thereof) you are “cold and heartless”:

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Also, you can’t say mean things about her because…..words hurt muh feels!!

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Weird, because from the looks of her Facebook page, Kimberly seems to have no problem criticizing other single mothers on government assistance:

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Yea, I’m sure Kimberly isn’t on ANY form of government assistance. A single mom with 4 kids whose occupation is apparently being a stay at home parent/college student?

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Yea, I’m sure Uncle Sam isn’t helping her out at all.

But she kept the kids alive:

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Don’t you get credit for that anymore?

Take a wild guess who her favorite basketball team is?

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Of course it’s the Chicago Bulls. And more than likely she will not date someone who doesn’t own a flat brimmed Bulls hat while rocking a Grafton Hill chinstrap.

Ya know what the new thing that might be replacing the flat brimmed Chicago Bulls as the indicator that you are dealing with someone who takes bubble baths in ratchet sauce? People who don’t understand the Loving Facebook filter:

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Once again, this is supposed to be for interracial couples to celebrate the movie “Loving,” which is about the Supreme Court case Loving vs. Virginia that legalized interracial marriage. If you use it for purposes other than that, thinking that it means you’re a “Loving” person, there’s a 99.9% chance you’ve bought or sold food stamps on Facebook before.

Anyway, not that this online petition means anything, but she actually got a bunch of people to sign it. So the lesson here is, don’t blindly sign things that you see on Facebook without doing some basic research or consulting with the turtle first.

 

 

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8 Comment(s)
  • Dover foster home
    April 12, 2017 at 3:06 pm

    Looks like DCF is way too slow on the draw. Kids should have been in a foster home long ago. Imagine how much she cost the taxpayers just in the last few years ?

  • Warren
    April 12, 2017 at 2:37 pm

    Forgot to add costs associated with;

    DCF investigation $$$

    DCF housing for kids who have been removed from unfit people $$$

    DCF litigation $$$

    Special ed school programs/ her kids will undoubtedly need,

    Welfare preschool and early morning programs, with massive costs….free for the single parents who ironically don’t have a job.

    Massive mandatory busing costs to vary their neglected kids around.

    And of course the kids to pools program picking up, babysitting, feeding dropping off welfare kids to and from the multi-million dollar pool complexes all paid for by guess who…the taxpayer.

    The black hole of destruction and cost never ends for these turds. Enabled and funded by the liberal welfare state to do as they please while the rest of us work and pay to clean up their mess.

    Only guarantees is that they will sit around the piles of garbage in their section 8 apartments (which they destroy) and take unlimited selfies to post on Facebook.

    • Rightwinger
      April 12, 2017 at 10:10 pm

      If you don’t like it here up in Massachusetts, why not move down south to one of those lovely Red States! Those same States that accept the most Federal funding, Yet are still the most poverty stricken. Is that Trickle down economics???

  • E. Warren
    April 12, 2017 at 2:14 pm

    Calculating total cost to taxpayers……typical Worcester welfare scum w/ 4 kids.

    Housing
    MassHealth
    Rehab
    Public defenders
    Obama phones
    EBT = Food for pitbull, scratch tickets, cigarettes etc, money for drugs.

    She’s about $200,000 a year

  • E. Warren
    April 12, 2017 at 2:07 pm

    Welfare…the gift that just keeps on giving.

  • TIG OLE BITTIES
    April 12, 2017 at 2:06 pm

    I have met many a girl that take Xanax and if you should meet one at the dollar store or the local pawn shopen or any Worcester dive bar there is a real good chance she will blow you for a cigarette better that 70% chance

  • Lenny
    April 12, 2017 at 1:34 pm

    I would love to fuck her deep inside her pussy

    • Mark D
      April 12, 2017 at 1:46 pm

      Her pussy be like the grand canyon

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