Machiabelly And The 413 Hoodrat Patrol Film Themselves Smoking Blunts In Springfield Walmart Because They’re Just Edgy Like That
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I’ve never been to the Springfield Walmart before. This video is one of the million reasons why:
I remember my first blunt. These guys are so cool man. Smoking pot IN THE WALMART!!! Rebels!!
Mother fucker’s wearing a participation medal in the store. A metaphor for his failed existence. If only his mother had gotten a Planned Parenthood participation trophy.
The guy filming, Angel Maldonado, is a real winner too. That’s why he’s always posing for pictures at glamorous locales, such as Oscar the Grouch’s Springfield summer home
Fine dining establishments in the 413
Catching some rays in his fishing capris
And smoking more blunts in his Section 8 apartment.
Oh, and he’s an amazing philosopher:
Deep shit right there. That’s why his street name is Machiabelly.
Look, I’m 1,000% pro-blunts. But doing something like this at Walmart wouldn’t even be funny to 16 year old Turtleboy, and 16 year old Turtleboy thought everything was hilarious. This is just stupid for the purpose of being stupid. I’m not saying they should be arrested for this, but it would be pretty funny if they got themselves arrested for voluntarily putting this video on the Facebook machine. Hope they don’t take it down!!
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