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    Maine Dirtbags Round 2: Because They Couldn’t Resist Going On Social Media And Foolishly Incriminating Themselves (And Each Other)

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    First and foremost: Please feel free to donate to Tia Lebretton’s Go Fund Me to help with her medical bills.

    We’re back for round 2 with the frump-chumps from Maine that became internet famous overnight for being EASILY some of the scummiest, unlikeable people in the entire pine tree state.

    Note – This is a fairly long article but we didn’t want to leave anything out! After reading through the garbage they spewed all over social media today in their grand parade of douchebaggery, I’ve decided to share it with all of you fine Turtle-folk! I’ve concluded two things today after scanning comment after comment from some of these trailer termites:

    1. I would rather light my own face on fire and try to put out the flames with a tack-hammer than ever bump into any of these people in a real life situation.
    2. They’re not smart. At all. Not even a teeny, tiny bit.

    Ok, Imagine (if at all possible) that you found yourself on the receiving end of a long list of serious allegations like, oh I dunno, underage drinking, assault and battery of a minor, urinating on a minor (and/or a possible sex crime affiliated with it?).. Something along those lines.

    What would you do? Would you lawyer up? Keep your mouth shut? Confide only in your attorney and immediate family members? Keep a low profile?

    Well if you’re like these idiots and have all that fancy, wilderness book learnin’ you go on social media and start spewing out incriminating evidence for the whole world to see. Someone should have done a few of these morons a favor and slapped a Huggies diaper over their mouth-holes because they spewed informational diarrhea all. damn. day.

    First off, Logan Lizotte decided to put on her big girl pants this morning and re-activated her Facebook account. Something tells me after a powwow with mom and dad she was feeling a lot more confident today. Ya know, since she’s been trying to save face all over social media in an attempt to convince us all that she’s not a total snake.

    Here are some more pictures of her in case you’ve never seen what a bucket of chum with legs looks like:

    Logan went HARD today on multiple Facebook threads but the best one was the string of comments left on Tia’s personal Facebook post earlier:

    Apparently this is what a public education looks like in Maine.

    Ok so this has been Logans go-to story. She claims she wasn’t at the house, but that she came back just in time and immediately rushed to Tia’s aid once she stepped outside and realized what was going on. Then Tia’s friend Ravyne comes in and starts throwing out info because apparently she has the videos on her phone and has a pretty solid, time-stamped timeline of events. I like her.

    (Cody Fox is another dude who, while he admits he was at the house during this whole debacle, maintains that he was sleeping)

    *Note that Logan’s excuse for not calling the police or hospital right away was because she “didn’t have a phone”… Yet numerous phones were being used to document this shit-show. Why didn’t she demand a phone from someone? Why didn’t she go inside and wake up Cody and ask for his phone? It’s 2017. Everyone has a phone. Finding one doesn’t require sailing off to the East Indies like Ferdinand fuckin’ Magellan.

    Then they get into a heated debate about the mystical workings of clocks and what time of day results in the sky being light or dark:

    Re-cap of the timeline of events so far: These guys were partying all night from Saturday evening until early Sunday morning. The first picture (the one with Tia on the ground) is time stamped at 6 a.m. on Sunday. This is the FIRST of multiple photos and snap chat videos. Now if this is ACTUALLY the first thing being photographed, then how did the rest of it happen if Logan rushed in the save the day like she so valiantly claims? She also says she had JUST walked out that door when the picture was snapped, that she was laughing with one of the girls about something else and that she hadn’t realized what was going on yet.

    Except in the photo not only does she have a straight-shot, totally clear view of what’s going on but she’s looking directly at Tia on the ground. She isn’t mid-walk, surprised or confused.

    And THEN she goes on to state that if she were in Tia’s shoes and this happened to her, that she would be upset with friends and family rallying to find the truth.

    “I WOULD BE HORRIFIED IF PEOPLE LIKE YOU GUYS STARTED ALL THIS. I WOULD BE EMBARASSED IF PEOPLE TREATED OTHERS LIKE THIS.”

    You getting that, Turtle-fam? Logan is pulling the victim card. The girl in the photo who’s watching this happen, the same girl who has laughed in screen shots of conversations and comments is the one we should feel bad for. What. A. Twat.

    Logan saved the day… Yet Sigilia is the one who drove her home.

    Sigilia. The sewer rat in green who posed over her body after beating her up. THAT’S the person who offered Tia a ride home.

    Then Tia finally chimes in which was refreshing because she’s been apologizing to everyone and it makes me sad. I think she’s just scared of causing any more problems and clearly is a pretty sweet girl since she’s the only one not swearing like a New Jersey hooker on a cocaine bender.

    So there you go. The time-stamps on the photos/videos and Tias recollection both point to that photo being the BEGINNING of the entire ordeal. Which means everyone in that picture (including Logan) was awake for the rest of what happened and nobody stopped it. Tia is also being accused of starting the fight by throwing the first punch. She claims the “blonde girl” (Kayla) pushed her around first.

    So Cody, Damien, and Tyler all claim to have slept though everything.

    Yet, Tyler seems to know what happened and what didn’t . He came right out and was the first one to throw Anthony Witham under the bus as the disgusting pig who urinated on an underage girl. He didn’t even offer an ounce of sympathy for Tia.

    Oh, and his mommy messaged us asking to take his name out of our article.

    Unfortunately it was Tyler’s house where this all went down so regardless of who did what, he’s still responsible for supplying minors with alcohol. Damien even made sure to verify for us all that everyone is, in fact, underage.

    As for Anthony Whitham, have a good time being brought up on charges for urinating on an underage girl, (hopefully) serving jail time and having to register as a sex offender you sicko. This dude is 22 years old, from Orrington Maine (Previously Brewer) and doesn’t have the best reputation to begin with.

    Apparently he was fired back in January but refused to remove Pomeroy’s garage as his employment info on Facebook. They got a good amount of harassment today so let’s lay off of them!

    This guy Is the worst. Honestly. I don’t even want to spend any more time looking at his face because he makes me want to throw up. I’m sure we’ll be seeing more of him in the future. Lord knows he’s not exactly heading for a top earning spot on Wall Street anytime soon.

    Message us on Facebook or shoot me an email at [email protected] for any tips! I want to know who took that photo and if anyone can distinguish the faces in the background. Lets shut this shit down!

     

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    Discussion

    1. Mr Butthurt


      What ever happened to men? I defended many women through the years from assholes. I got into many fights and destroyed assholes who think abusing a women is ok. Each and every women thanked me for interrupting the incident and kicking the shit out of loser assholes.

      Fucking disgusting is this article (not the content but the facts)

      Where have all the real men gone? When will society remember shit like this is not only unacceptable but warrants a ass kicking?

    2. Dr Dingus


      It’s moments like these when I’m proud to be a masshole…these stupid fucks don’t even know how to spell “and”…stupid rednecks ought to go back to fucking their cousins behind a dumpster. ABSOLUTE TRASH!

    3. ANONYMOUS


      Not all Mainers act like this. Some of us are actually intelligent and know right from wrong. These kids probably have horrible role model and learned from the worst.

      1. SERIOUSLYSTOPMAKINGMAINELOOKUNEDUCATED


        models*

    4. Concerned citizen


      The fact mommy needed to step in for Tyler says A LOT. Tyler has a criminal record already because he jumped a kid in high school.

      1. Concerned


        It should be mention that when he jumped the guy in high school it was about 3-4 on 1. So this is definetly a pattern. I believe he was expelled after that.

    5. Maggie the Cat


      These people are nuts. Are they related to Stephen King?

      1. Yo


        Leave Stephen king out of this. At least he has more intelligency than these dumbasses

    6. Catherine


      Being from Maine, this kind of behavior makes me really sad. Who does this to ANYONE?

    7. Jessica Umphrey


      They will unfortunately only get a slap on the wrist. In 2014, Maine judicial system only gave a 17 year old girl (Samantha Goode…now married name Samantha Walsh) 10 days in juvie for killing a 15 year old girl, Taylor Darveau, after she offered her a ride home (after bullying her for months) and proceeded to race at over 100mph with another driver, Gabe Stearns age 18, and ignored both their passengers pleas to stop. They thought it was funny. Samantha lost control of her car and drove into a tree. She walked away unharmed and killed her passenger. Was charged and convicted of manslaughter. Only spent 10 days in jail for killing someone. These dumbasses are from the same county and will go through the same court system IF charged.

      1. StupidIsAsStupidDoes


        I think they give people more time for killing too many deer during hunting season for Christ’s sake!

      2. Anonymous


        That chick died because she was being an idiot. Stop painting her like some sort of victim.

        1. Jess


          psst “anonymous”,
          That “chick” died because of the driver’s actions. A DA charged her and she plead guilty. The judge found her guilty. That constitutes that “chick” being a victim.

    8. Friedman Frood


      The victim here is a victim, I hope she turns it around. I can also state with certainty in a situation like this the victim does not have bright future. Today she is a victim we can all agree to that. But hanging with these white trash bozos at such a young age. She will be in more and more of these situations with different low-lives until she most likely becomes one of them. Alcohol, drugs, beatings, sexual assaults only make her more likely to go down the tubes and in a terrible twist she seeks out these situations. Intervention time.

    9. Kathy Wing


      Dylan Miles another scum bag who was involved in all this crap.

      1. Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae


        Kathy feel free to message us on Facebook with updates. It seems ridiculous that it still hasn’t seen much media coverage.

        1. Jessica Johnston


          Like I said….slap on the wrist. It took 9 months and ZERO media coverage released in the interim for a teen to even be charged in the vehicular manslaughter case mentioned above. In the meantime, driver kept her license the entire time. The kids in this article are from same county. Go figure

    10. Finn


      “What’s wrong Tyler?” – Tammy Michaels
      “Mom, you wouldn’t understand.” – Tyler Michaels
      “Did someone, uh, touch you? Tell mama.” – Tammy Michaels
      “No! Not at all. Kinda wish… but NO!” Tyler Michaels
      “My precious snowflake! Tell me!” – Tammy Michaels
      “Well, I kinda let a party get out of control and we pissed on this girl…” – Tyler Michaels
      “Oh. Well…uh…” – Tammy Michaels
      “I didn’t mean it mummy! They made feel ‘unsafe’ in my safe zone.” – Tyler Michaels
      “She sounds like whore. Let’s sue the police!” – Tammy Michaels
      “[Sniff], ok mummy. Can we get McDonald’s?” – Tyler Michaels

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