Masked Anarchist Virgins Assault A Turtlegram Reporter On Film, Block Streets, Most Worcester Gay Ever Gives Epic Play By Play
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“Antifa” is so hot right now. They’re the ones who started a riot in Berkeley because Milo was speaking there. They claim to hate Fascism, but yet they act like brownshirts. They shut down any speech they disagree with, and they use violence and intimidation in order to do so. They’re literally Nazis who call themselves “anti-fascist.” You can’t make up this level of stupidity.
So the local Worcester chapter of “Anqueefa” – the “anti-fascists” who dress in all black, cover their faces, don’t vote, live in their parents basements, and hate cops – took to the streets of Worcester today. And it was the dumpster fire you just knew it would be. Here’s some funny videos to show you, starting with this one, which is filmed by a man who is clearly just oozing Worcester out of his pores:
I was just waiting for him to yell, “Jay, it’s a baby fucking wheeeeeeel!!!”
So much awesomeness in one video. Love the fact that this guy gives no fucks and uses cuss words that have been socially unacceptable in public since 1997.
“Come over here bitch”
“Dude, don’t get arrested”
“Dude, I don’t care”
“Hey, how you doin now homos?”
“They’re crazy, they’re going up Main South? They’re nuts!! They’re all gonna get shot. I ain’t following them anymore.”
“Run em over – please!!”
“Guys, you should just plow em down – I would.”
“I’m just more worried for them up Main South. Cuz all the bloods and the crips are up there right now having a meeting.”
“Everybody have a good day, I gotta go back to work. Well, ya know, do what I gotta do.”
It just doesn’t get any more Worcester than that.
You’ll also notice that at the 6:00 mark of that guy’s Facebook video the Turtlegram’s reporter, “Lyin Kimmy Ring,” gets assaulted by one of the masked protesters. She was live streaming it on Periscope and you basically get a window into just how little is going on upstairs in the brains of these protesters:
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— Kim Ring (@KimRingTG) February 19, 2017
I loved the chant at 3:45 after the cops tell them to get out of the street – “we march wherever we want.” Literally two minutes later every single one of them was on the sidewalk, tattling on Lyin Kimmy Ring for being the only one left in the street.
Then at 4:00 they start chanting “black lives matter.” Literally every single person in the protest is white. Because white people are the worst.
Then right around the 7:45 mark this cheesehog jumps in Lyin Kimmy Ring’s face with her flag:
You gotta admit, she looks delicious. No wonder she’s mad. Zero point zero percent chance that oopmpa-loompa looking thing went to the prom.
Right after that this guy had me cracking up when he calls Lyin Kimmy Ring “racist Grandma”
Then this genius comes along:
And asks the age old question that people who have no idea how grown up world works – “why are you filming us without our permission.” Because you have to ask people’s permission to film them when they’re intentionally drawing attention to themselves in public.
Please tell me someone out there knows who this kid is. They cover their faces because they’re embarrassed by their own behavior. Please, if you are reading this and know who this is, let us know. We want to have some fun with his digital footpring. We really do. Because we understand that this is just a phase of life they’re going through, but we also want to remind them that actions have consequences. And when you act like a bag of flaccid penises in Worcester, you will bet Turtleboyed. Right now he’s just a loser who hasn’t really thought about the future. But eventually he’ll conform and become a sellout, and he’ll need to find a job. We desperately want Turtleboy to be the first thing that comes up when employers search for his name.
When Lyin Kimmy Ring tells them she’s from the Turtlegram and Gazette, he actually says, “Is that a conservative publication? A local publication?” That’s right, he’s never heard of the local newspaper. But he’s definitely heard of Turtleboy. And since he’s never heard of the Turtlegram I’d say it’s safe to say that he didn’t vote. Nevertheless, here he is in the streets protesting…..something.
Also loved this video of a local family that has to hold back one of their family members named Kevin from kicking the shit out the silly little white kids playing anarchists as the SWAT team approaches:
Anyway, don’t get these people confused with the thousands of other idiots who protested at City Hall a couple weeks ago. Those people, as misguided as they were, at least were protesting something political. These are just losers who are angry at the world because their stepdad Brad drank the last Mountain Dew and said they had to get a job. I mean, just look at this specimen:
That man right there has perfected the art of masturbation while crying.
Check out the comment this genius left on the Worcester Antifa Facebook page:
Make sure to bring a Russian housewarming gift. Also known as a molotov cocktail!! Wow, these guys are such revolutionaries!! Too bad I didn’t see any molotov cocktails. Guess Mom’s new boyfriend Jeff stole their matches. But yea, Jake Bones is a real bad ass:
And I’m sure his mother is wicked proud of the fact that her baby is covering his face while yelling unspeakable things at poor old elderly Lyin Kimmy Ring.
Hey Mom, that’s what you get for letting your kid play Halo and start an Emo band instead of making him play sports. The moment Turtleboy Jr. ever asks me for a skateboard or tells me his friend Jake is coming over to “jam,” is the second I tell him to get his ass in the driveway and shoot a hundred free throws.
Some of the protesters had some trouble following directions:
Oops!!! Too bad Emily, your services were greatly missed:
No wonder the Revolution didn’t turn out as planned.
This chick missed all the fun too:
Not sure why she was so late, but apparently she was NOT delayed because she had to stop and shave her pits.
Wow, she’s so edgy!!!
A bunch of them ended up getting arrested too, and they were quickly bailed out by the trust fund baby friends like this:
Look at this rapey face:
He was there for one reason and one reason alone – to bang this thing:
I know this chick got arrested:
That face you make when you show up to an Antifa rally and you’re the only one who forgot to pack your mask:
UPDATE: 7 protesters arrested: Disorderly conduct, disturbing peace, resisting arrest, carrying dangerous weaponhttps://t.co/AksKGabF6O
— Telegram & Gazette (@telegramdotcom) February 20, 2017
— Telegram & Gazette (@telegramdotcom) February 20, 2017
Look, it’s really simple what you do to these people. They don’t want cops. Sounds good to me. Just rob them. Kick the shit out of them if you need to. This isn’t to incite violence, it’s to show them how fun life would be without cops. These would all be the first people to die. Oh, you don’t want cops? Cool. I’m gonna need your empty wallet, your skinny jeans, your bandana, and that flag. And if you don’t give it to me, I’m gonna hit you with this brick. What are they gonna do? Call the cops? They’d be the wackest anarchists ever. But of course we all know they would call the cops, because deep down inside they know they need the cops to protect the rest of us from doing just that.
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