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    Masked Anarchist Virgins Assault A Turtlegram Reporter On Film, Block Streets, Most Worcester Gay Ever Gives Epic Play By Play

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    “Antifa” is so hot right now. They’re the ones who started a riot in Berkeley because Milo was speaking there. They claim to hate Fascism, but yet they act like brownshirts. They shut down any speech they disagree with, and they use violence and intimidation in order to do so. They’re literally Nazis who call themselves “anti-fascist.” You can’t make up this level of stupidity.

    So the local Worcester chapter of “Anqueefa” – the “anti-fascists” who dress in all black, cover their faces, don’t vote, live in their parents basements, and hate cops – took to the streets of Worcester today. And it was the dumpster fire you just knew it would be. Here’s some funny videos to show you, starting with this one, which is filmed by a man who is clearly just oozing Worcester out of his pores:

    I was just waiting for him to yell, “Jay, it’s a baby fucking wheeeeeeel!!!”

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    So much awesomeness in one video. Love the fact that this guy gives no fucks and uses cuss words that have been socially unacceptable in public since 1997.

    “Homos”

    “Fucking pussies”

    “Come over here bitch”

    “Dude, don’t get arrested”

    “Dude, I don’t care”

    “Hey, how you doin now homos?”

    “They’re crazy, they’re going up Main South? They’re nuts!! They’re all gonna get shot. I ain’t following them anymore.”

    “Run em over – please!!”

    “Guys, you should just plow em down – I would.”

    “I’m just more worried for them up Main South. Cuz all the bloods and the crips are up there right now having a meeting.”

    “Everybody have a good day, I gotta go back to work. Well, ya know, do what I gotta do.”

    It just doesn’t get any more Worcester than that.

    You’ll also notice that at the 6:00 mark of that guy’s Facebook video the Turtlegram’s reporter, “Lyin Kimmy Ring,” gets assaulted by one of the masked protesters. She was live streaming it on Periscope and you basically get a window into just how little is going on upstairs in the brains of these protesters:

    I loved the chant at 3:45 after the cops tell them to get out of the street – “we march wherever we want.” Literally two minutes later every single one of them was on the sidewalk, tattling on Lyin Kimmy Ring for being the only one left in the street.

    Then at 4:00 they start chanting “black lives matter.” Literally every single person in the protest is white. Because white people are the worst.

    Then right around the 7:45 mark this cheesehog jumps in Lyin Kimmy Ring’s face with her flag:

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    You gotta admit, she looks delicious. No wonder she’s mad. Zero point zero percent chance that oopmpa-loompa looking thing went to the prom.

    Right after that this guy had me cracking up when he calls Lyin Kimmy Ring “racist Grandma”

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    Then this genius comes along:

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    And asks the age old question that people who have no idea how grown up world works – “why are you filming us without our permission.” Because you have to ask people’s permission to film them when they’re intentionally drawing attention to themselves in public.

    Please tell me someone out there knows who this kid is. They cover their faces because they’re embarrassed by their own behavior. Please, if you are reading this and know who this is, let us know. We want to have some fun with his digital footpring. We really do. Because we understand that this is just a phase of life they’re going through, but we also want to remind them that actions have consequences. And when you act like a bag of flaccid penises in Worcester, you will bet Turtleboyed. Right now he’s just a loser who hasn’t really thought about the future. But eventually he’ll conform and become a sellout, and he’ll need to find a job. We desperately want Turtleboy to be the first thing that comes up when employers search for his name.

    When Lyin Kimmy Ring tells them she’s from the Turtlegram and Gazette, he actually says, “Is that a conservative publication? A local publication?” That’s right, he’s never heard of the local newspaper. But he’s definitely heard of Turtleboy. And since he’s never heard of the Turtlegram I’d say it’s safe to say that he didn’t vote. Nevertheless, here he is in the streets protesting…..something. 

    Also loved this video of a local family that has to hold back one of their family members named Kevin from kicking the shit out the silly little white kids playing anarchists as the SWAT team approaches:

     

    Anyway, don’t get these people confused with the thousands of other idiots who protested at City Hall a couple weeks ago. Those people, as misguided as they were, at least were protesting something political. These are just losers who are angry at the world because their stepdad Brad drank the last Mountain Dew and said they had to get a job. I mean, just look at this specimen:

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    That man right there has perfected the art of masturbation while crying.

    Check out the comment this genius left on the Worcester Antifa Facebook page:

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    Make sure to bring a Russian housewarming gift. Also known as a molotov cocktail!! Wow, these guys are such revolutionaries!! Too bad I didn’t see any molotov cocktails. Guess Mom’s new boyfriend Jeff stole their matches. But yea, Jake Bones is a real bad ass:

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    And I’m sure his mother is wicked proud of the fact that her baby is covering his face while yelling unspeakable things at poor old elderly Lyin Kimmy Ring.

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    Hey Mom, that’s what you get for letting your kid play Halo and start an Emo band instead of making him play sports. The moment Turtleboy Jr. ever asks me for a skateboard or tells me his friend Jake is coming over to “jam,” is the second I tell him to get his ass in the driveway and shoot a hundred free throws.

    Some of the protesters had some trouble following directions:

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    Oops!!! Too bad Emily, your services were greatly missed:

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    No wonder the Revolution didn’t turn out as planned.

    This chick missed all the fun too:

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    Not sure why she was so late, but apparently she was NOT delayed because she had to stop and shave her pits.

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    Wow, she’s so edgy!!!

    A bunch of them ended up getting arrested too, and they were quickly bailed out by the trust fund baby friends like this:

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    Look at this rapey face:

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    He was there for one reason and one reason alone – to bang this thing:

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    I know this chick got arrested:

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    That face you make when you show up to an Antifa rally and you’re the only one who forgot to pack your mask:

    Oops!!

    Look, it’s really simple what you do to these people. They don’t want cops. Sounds good to me. Just rob them. Kick the shit out of them if you need to. This isn’t to incite violence, it’s to show them how fun life would be without cops. These would all be the first people to die. Oh, you don’t want cops? Cool. I’m gonna need your empty wallet, your skinny jeans, your bandana, and that flag. And if you don’t give it to me, I’m gonna hit you with this brick. What are they gonna do? Call the cops? They’d be the wackest anarchists ever. But of course we all know they would call the cops, because deep down inside they know they need the cops to protect the rest of us from doing just that.

     

     

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    Discussion

    1. Cat Vomit Tango


      OMG…maybe the greatest article I’ve ever read. This is why I come to TBS every day, multiple times a day. Nicely done.

      1. Officer BobnMic


        Wasn’t it wonderful? I love the boy wearing a girls outfit. It’s a boy right? If not, pass.

        Anyhow if you look closely, you will see me in uniform. I’m the one standing next to fat Kimmy. What? Did you think I was going to point out a REAL Worester Police Officer / SWAT team member? NO fucking way! I don’t have the balls or brains for that position.

        I was always on traffic duty. I wore an orange vest and held a stop sign by the middle school. Eventually they asked me to never come back. They said it was something only an employee of the state can do. Last time I ever volunteer my services!

      2. Osama Obama


        These are professional protesters, communists/islamic based, who are backed by those who still want to “fundamentally change” America.

    2. MrSmiley


      No cops! (But when I call you better come quick!) No KKK!(BLM, black panther party, ELF welcome!) No facist USA! ( have a different opinion? You might be a facist, go away before we anonymously riot!) Fuck these pansies. Good news is liberals don’t like guns or things that go boom. Appease them and pull all cops off for a day like the purge. They’ll be begging for a bullet or a safe space when the real wolves come out to play..

    3. PROUD AMERICAN


      NO COPS NO KKK NO FASCIST USA?? So they are basically saying that they don’t want the police and KKK involved in their lives. Ok I can completely understand not wanting the KKK in your life. Let’s get realistic for a second they probably have never had an interaction with a KKK member, they probably don’t know a KKK member either. If they do then chances are they are hanging around at KKK meetings and that’s not very smart for people from the WXYZ community. They would probably get a real good beating, because Jeb and his redneck family don’t like people who don’t sleep with their sisters. Hmmm then who would you call Superman or the Police to save your sorry ass? While you were marching down the streets of Worcester who was making sure you didn’t get your block knocked off your shoulders? That’s right the WPD the same people you call monsters are protecting you from other people. Can you believe that? I wish they wouldn’t that way people could come to your little crying sessions and smack some fuckin sense into you without having to wory about getting arrested by the same people who you lothe.

    4. FiestyLawyerLady


      What a waste of Worcester PD’s valuable time and financial resources. Due to precautionary reasons, they have to send out the swat team for these fucking pansy cry babies who protest instead of going to school or work. What has this world come to?

      Also, the first video is funny… The guy seriously doesn’t care who he offends. I find it hilarious – but he’s definitely very Worcester lol…

    5. Worcester County Trap Queen


      I’ve noticed that the types attracted to join wacko groups like this all come
      off as very angry and frustrated..at something else. Noticed how they all seem to come
      from single-parent households with no fathers, and are just examples of a failed
      school system.

    6. WHATEVUH


      This is why nobody fears the USA anymore . . . .

    7. Spankster


      Looking at the Turdburger in the nifty Girl Scout uniform makes me wish his Father had perfected the art of masturbation.

    8. Costumes too !


      A lot of government assistance in that herd of parasitical fascist haters.

      1. lolwhut


        Everyone’s ffiend Kenny and big as a barge Chrissie were on FB last nite looking to raise their bail money. What a fucking douchecanoe duo.

    9. Make America great again


      They should have dropped that plow on the pickup and cleared the street of the whole herd of them at once. Fuckin Pussys

    10. Turd Burglestein


      This is awesome Turtleboy. You’ve helped me out immensely in my investigation of Tredge Burglestein’s cocaine lair. I have b

      1. Turd Burglestein


        een waiting for my big break…LOLOLOL…How’s that investigation going bobbie? You closing in on me yet? You want another video bobbie? All you gotta do is ask.

        1. BobnMic


          Ya! Real funny Turd. You’re a real funny asshole, asshole. I can make videos too. And unlike yours which are fake, this one here is so very real. So keep it up fucknut. It’s going to end well for you.

        2. ZephyrCat


          It puts the lotion in the basket. Hi Turd, I dreamt of wrapping a bungee cord around you neck, and how all the people erupted in pure joy when they saw your feminine face turn purple.

          1. BobnMic's Tiny Penis


            A bottle of lotion will last me a real long time.

        3. BobnMic


          Hey Turd MaleBungholefucker, I just got back from taking my morning shit. I had to look, ya know? And all I thought about was you. Imagine my surprise that what comes from the depths of my bowels brought you to mind. Christ, I hope someone broke into your place and is throatfucking you right now.

          1. BobnMic


            But on a serious note there Tredge Scarface the Poison Pusher – Go stick your head in that drug/gun safe of yours and slam the door 60,000,00 times. That underestimation could be the approximate number of people whos lives that you have either ruined or taken away from dealing street poison.

            If no one else can see the fucking asshole you are in here then I guess that just leaves just a few of us.

    11. [email protected]


      Love those hairy armpits!!!

    12. FU


      These assholes hate themselves as much as I truly fucking hate them!!!!!!!!!!!!

    13. Publius


      Looks like Nora Jenny can afford to fly all over the world. Ah trust funds. Maybe instead of wasting tuition at Hampshire she could donate to “worthy” causes rather than just dabbling in it.

    14. paul


      Not sure why they sent all the cops. One fire truck with a hose and a tank of water would have taken care of them in a few seconds. I bet they all could use a bath anyway.

      1. Sterlingsilva


        Yep a water cannon would be perfect.

        But seriously, what is wrong with these people? Were they abused as kids? Bullied maybe? How can society function with all these retards out there? What happens to them when they get older, do they act like this at 50?

    15. Wtf


      Where the fuck is one of those rogue box trucks when you need one? This is a shot at a stupid group of morons versus some innocent men, women and children enjoying a night out. Oops my foot slipped off the brakes, that’s why sidewalks are good too!
      And why the masks? Bunch of pussies! At least have the balls to stand behind your stupidity!

    16. MAH


      Nice article TB! The title though, is the play by play gay? Is the guy gay? Or is the protest gay? It was not an LGBT protest. Title is misleading.
      Love, a loyal TB supporter

    17. Upper 10%


      I can’t wait for this to all come to a head so that I can beat the ever living shit out of those things and pretend that I felt threatened by them.

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