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This is a reblog from the Worcester Mass Fury’s 24-21 win over the Taunton Gladiators in August. It’s got a pretty bad ass video from the helmet cam of QB Corey Spencer as he drove the Fury down the field for the game winning touchdown. Football porn, if you will. We’re reblogging it because tonight the Fury play the Gladiators again in a semifinal matchup at Worcester State at 7:30 PM. The winner goes to the Eastern Football League’s Championship game next weekend.
The other semifinal features the only team to beat the Fury this year – the Bay State Bucs going up against the Middlebrow Cobras. Seeing as the Bucs already beat them 22-0 this year, my money is on the Bucs. Tonight’s game could go either way. This is the Fury’s biggest rival. It’s gonna be some bad ass hitting down at WSU tonight, so get on down there and mention Turtleboy at the gate. All I’m saying is, I’m dying to see a Bucs-Fury rematch for one reason alone – this grizzled Brockton woman will show up again:
Easily the loudest woman you will ever hear your entire life. According to her the refs are always wrong, the Bucs can never commit any penalties, and the other team always sucks. God bless you loud and angry Brockton woman. Since the refs literally handed them that game on a bullshit call late in the 4th quarter the Fury have won 6 in a row, as have the Bucs. Your hometown team has outscored their opponents 290-97 this year. Get on down to Worcester State tonight if you love football, Turtleboy, and America. Here’s the original blog on the Taunton-Fury game:
The Worcester Mass Fury extended their winning streak to three and improved their overall record to 6-1 with a dominating performance against their arch-rival the Taunton Gladiators on Saturday night at Foley Stadium. With five minutes to go in the game the Fury led 18-14 and had the ball deep in their own territory. A defensive stop by the Gladiators would give them the ball in prime scoring position to win the game. But instead quarterback Corey Spencer, Worcester State’s all-time leading passer, led the game clinching drive down the field, capped off by an absolute strike while under pressure, to his former college teammate Dana Berry.
The whole thing was captured on Spencer’s helmet camera, and it is fucking AWESOME. I don’t care if you’ve never been to one of their games or don’t give a shit, this is football porn and a must watch. The 50+ yard strike and run to Ray Davis made me proud to be a South High Colonel, as Davis was one of the leader’s of South’s 2005 Super Bowl Champion squad:
This play right here reminded me running back is by far the most painful position to play in all of football.
What’s Brett Anctil supposed to do there? His job is to get hit as hard as possible and not lose control of the ball. I used to think playing running back was easy because I grew up watching Barry Sanders run around people and make them look really, really dumb. But I’m not Barry Sanders, and in the real world a running back’s job is to get facialized. If a hole is open you run through it. If it’s not, then your only job is to get fucked up by gigantic men running full speed at you. And it’s not really a fair fight because you have to hold onto a ball and they don’t. It’s the main reason why running backs are the most expendable players in the NFL, and also why their careers are the shortest.
If you like football and haven’t seen the Mass Fury yet then get your ass down to Foley Stadium for their next home game on September 26 at Foley Stadium. Mention Turtleboy and they’re gonna hook you up at the gate. If you have kids, trust me, they’ll love it. It’s semipro football and it’s right there. The Spencer to Barry connection isn’t just a long boring drive down Route 31 to 122. It’s a work of art in your own backyard.
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