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Massage Therapist Who Was Arrested For Giving Woman An Unsolicited Happy Ending Because He “Felt She Wanted It” Should Probably Stop Speaking Without A Lawyer

Massage Therapist Who Was Arrested For Giving Woman An Unsolicited Happy Ending Because He “Felt She Wanted It” Should Probably Stop Speaking Without A Lawyer

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Meet Harrison Elenowitz. He is a massage therapist who goes above and beyond his call of duty.

We have too often seen people being accused of sexual misconduct and or assaulting their clients or patients. Sometimes those claims are false, and sometimes they are absolutely true. I wanted to write about it when I first read it back on May 6th, but I’m a slacker and figured I would just keep checking back on the status. You can read the full article by clicking HERE but if you’re too lazy, just scroll down. I came across this recently:

 

“A professional masseur told police he touched a woman’s genitals during a massage because he felt she wanted sexual contact” he goes on to say, “and I just went for it”

Wow. What a fucking idiot! This guy has seen one too many Nuru’s Massage videos. Not only did he commit the crime, he actually admitted to it. I wonder what evidence they had against him. Unfortunately in cases like these, it’s very hard to find the truth. Usually, it’s the victim who gives a statement about her/his recollection of the event in question. That isn’t enough to charge someone. I wonder if he was recorded? Maybe he was weak and just gave in during questioning? Regardless of the scenario, he needs a better lawyer. I waited for another update and finally got down to the details…

Fucking Groupon! You pay for 90 minutes of deep muscle massage and you end up getting your nipples flicked and your titties slapped, or at least that’s how I visualize it going down. I don’t like to victim shame, but really? If I went for a massage and some dude who I have no interest in started rubbing my fun bags, I would break his hands. Not this lady, she wanted her groupon’s worth! Sexual assault? No problem! I paid a discounted price for this massage and I’m going to reap the benefits. So what does every normal person do when they have their breasts fondled without permission?

You go back for more! I don’t get it. I have a masseuse that comes to my home monthly, she doesn’t rub my genitals even when I ask her to! I got me a prude… Oh well, she gets the kinks out so that’s all that matters. Am I losing my mind here? Why not kick the guy in the coin purse and leave? Maybe when he fondled her baby buffet’s and she didn’t immediately tell him to fuck off, he thought she enjoyed it? You can’t give someone mixed signals. You either want them to tickle your pink canoe or you don’t. There is no in between. A simple “Get the fuck off of my tampon tunnel” or “Please kind sir, continue to rub my penis sheath” would suffice.

Hehehe.. “Oh, sorry” was the only thing he could muster when she politely asked him to stop. He continued to massage her, too. Because the very first thing I would allow is this man to finish the job. The woman also felt like leaving immediately? Then leave. If he was dangerous, he would have never stopped touching you when things got uncomfortable. I’m still shocked that he admitted to this. It almost seems as if he didn’t see anything wrong with it, and truly believed she was interested in making things go further.

So THAT’S what I’m doing wrong. I need to breathe heavy when I’m being massaged. Who knew that a typical sigh of relief from a great massage was a signal for “Please touch me now” I feel cheated.

It really means nothing. So he was attracted to her because she reminded him of his wife? Believe it or not, It’s more common to be attracted to the opposite of what you’re used to. The fact that he was attracted to her because she’s his typical type means nothing besides he plays it safe. Try something different next time buddy, broaden your horizon!

Anyway, Harrison is still on Facebook. He hasn’t removed his page. He has balls.

This man is obviously sick in the head. He can wave his career goodbye, and any other job opportunity in the foreseeable future. I hope being a pervert was worth your shitty future. Hehehehe… The “connected touch” how amazingly brilliant in so many ways. Before he opened this location, he had to travel to you for sexual assault. Now you can “cum” to him! Just don’t breathe too heavy or you’ll find yourself feeling uncomfortable, not objecting sternly, and coming back for more!

Look at how attentive he is to fulfilling your every wish and desire.

P.S. I am NOT victim shaming. I’m just seeing this from  both sides of the spectrum. It would be quite unfair to paint the male as some pervert and leave no room for blame on the woman who obviously didn’t make her point clear enough.

 

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11 Comment(s)
  • White Pride White Power
    May 29, 2017 at 7:40 pm

    I had one of these man bun homo freaks try touching my balls when I was getting a massage. After I blasted a load in his mouth and another in his anus, we cuddled and talked about where to get the best crepes. Then I kicked his ass for being a little fucking faggot!

  • BobnMic
    May 29, 2017 at 3:08 am

    The story is viable by all means in its content and serious. The way it was presented is fucking hilarious. Nice job! I was dying laughing!

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    May 28, 2017 at 10:23 pm

    To all the men out there with a man bun . . . start growing a set, women don’t like it, you’ll be playing with yourself forever, and you look like a little pussy. Get a fucking life douchebags.
    BE A MAN, NOT LOOK LIKE A GIRL, BE A MAN

    • May 28, 2017 at 11:56 pm

      Amazing, you’re the second person to mention the man bun, yet I never noticed it. I feel ashamed, I could have had so many good jokes for this blog.

  • JohnnyG
    May 28, 2017 at 7:20 pm

    Who goes back to the same masseuse 2 more times after being groped? Maybe he won’t fondle me this time, gotta get my money’s worth from this Groupon! Must not have been too uncomfortable if she kept going back to the same dude.

  • Alan
    May 28, 2017 at 6:33 pm

    Similar recent story.

    Massachusetts State Police said Williams worked for the Be Relax Massage Studio inside Terminal B, and raped a 25-year-old woman while giving her a massage on Sunday night.

    About 35 minutes into the hour-long massage, Williams allegedly raped the woman while she was lying down. The woman immediately asked him to stop the massage session, but Williams continued to touch her inappropriately before exiting the room.

  • Lola Bunny
    May 28, 2017 at 6:03 pm

    She shouldn’t have to “make her point clear enough,” when you get a massage you’re there for a massage not a sexual assault. You’re vulnerable and in a relaxed state and when something like that happens it’s extremely shocking and you don’t always react the way you think you would, or the way you “should.” She was probably (and had every right to be) very scared of what the guy might do if she confronted him. And I’ve had women massage my chest area without actually fondling them so there’s a grey area there too. He thought she wanted it because of how she was breathing?!? The guy admitted what he did, he’s a fucking shady creep.

    • May 28, 2017 at 9:55 pm

      Dont want to be groped? Dont go back two more times to build a case for yourself.

      • Crazy Stacey
        May 30, 2017 at 1:43 pm

        Totally agree! Why the hell would u go back!? I would be calling the cops asap!

  • whatevuh
    WHATEVUH
    May 28, 2017 at 4:44 pm

    And, he has a man-bun, to tell the world he’s a twat. How perfect !

    • May 28, 2017 at 11:57 pm

      Totally didn’t even realize he had a man bun, where has my brain been? I lost the opportunity for some great jokes.

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