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Matt McGonnigal Told The Wareham PD That The Water Wizz Kidnapper Was A Black Guy In A Flat Brimmed Chicago Bulls Hat

Matt McGonnigal Told The Wareham PD That The Water Wizz Kidnapper Was A Black Guy In A Flat Brimmed Chicago Bulls Hat

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Waterwizzgate is the story that won’t stop giving. More information has emerged about Matty McGonnigal’s trip to the Wareham Police station to file a false police report while he was illegally wiretapping his experience there. Guess who he blamed the whole thing?

On July 22, McGonnigal went to the police station asking for a copy of the report on the alleged abduction to “make my name right.” He was interviewed by police detectives, where he described the alleged man as a “black guy wearing a wife beater and Bulls hat with a flat brim” and woman as “heavy” and “Hispanic,” according to court documents. He said the “incident” happened in the area of the Tractor Supply parking lot, next to Water Wizz.

A lot of people also wondered how he could be charged with filing a false police report. This is how. Before the infamous recording of himself getting kicked out of the police station, he sat down with a cop and gave them all this false information. And all in an attempt to prove to his girlfriend that he was indeed a hero.

We also now know that he disappeared from his girlfriend for 45 minutes:

Leonard, in a subsequent interview with police, said McGonnigal had disappeared for 45 minutes and once he returned immediately began describing the alleged kidnapping incident.

And since he’s likely a user, this means that chances are that he was probably shooting up the in the parking lot, started bleeding from his hand because he wasn’t steady with the needle, and had to come up with an excuse on the fly to explain to his girlfriend why he was bleeding from the hand. Especially since they have children together, and no mother would want a junkie Dad around their kids.

Oh, and the Southcoast Today newspaper, which is owned by Gatehouse media, sucked up their pride and admitted that Turtleboy reports real news:

On July 26, police were made aware of an internet post on “TurtleBoy Sports” that included an audio recording of the conversation between McGonnigal and Wareham police. 

Gotta love how it’s in quotes. Like it’s some website no one has ever heard of before. The article was written by some reporter named “Wesley Sykes.” I put his name in quotes because no one has ever heard of him before, but everyone on the South Shore knows about and rides the turtle.

FACKS!!

 

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9 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    July 31, 2017 at 7:30 pm

    This whole thing has been like every Christmas and birthday rolled together. Its the gift that keeps on giving.

  • MattsHatt
    July 31, 2017 at 4:57 pm

    He looks cute with a hat just not “that” hat

  • Publius
    July 31, 2017 at 3:16 pm

    Barry spot on.

  • Livesinlowell
    July 31, 2017 at 1:03 pm

    So let me get this straight… he was able to subdue and hold two people at once till the cops arrived? Riiiiight.

  • Barry
    July 31, 2017 at 12:10 pm

    This dude does not understand how stereotypes work. Kidnappings are the work of creepy old white guys that drive vans or single women. Black guys with flat brimmed Bulls hats and overweight girlfriends already have more kids than they care to know about.

  • They call me Ponch
    July 31, 2017 at 10:59 am

    Chicago has had 400 murders as of 2 days ago ( probably more by now).

    Softies from Websduh and Spencder emulate this.

    Fuck you.

    Move there.

  • Bill Clinton
    July 31, 2017 at 9:57 am

    Since Taylor hasn’t gone all “Free My Boi!” online, is it safe to assume I will find her profile on milf-match.com sometime soon?

  • Spankster
    July 31, 2017 at 9:38 am

    Never mind the opioids crisis. These hats are responsible for more crimes and dooshbaggery then you could shake a crackpipe at

    • Andrew Piscitelli
      Andrew
      July 31, 2017 at 10:12 am

      LOL comment of the week right here ^^

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