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Mayor Morse’s Cousin, Who Got Busted For OUI In Alex’s City Owned Car, And A Butthurt Reporter Talk Defamation Suit Against Turtleboy For Blasphemy In Blog

Mayor Morse’s Cousin, Who Got Busted For OUI In Alex’s City Owned Car, And A Butthurt Reporter Talk Defamation Suit Against Turtleboy For Blasphemy In Blog

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Here’s your daily dose of “Turtleboy isn’t a real journalist because he didn’t waste his time going to journalism school like I did, therefore I’m butthurt.” It comes from some buttnut named Dennis Hohenberger:

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As you can see he lists himself as a “Freelance Reporter and Photographer.” In the journalism world this is also known as “unemployed,” which is why he’s begging for work on Facebook:

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$27.78 an hour to watch this guy whine on Facebook. Seems like money well spent.

Apparently he was not happy that we pointed about this blog:

Mayor Alex Morse Got 3 People Killed In A Holyoke Fire Because He Wouldn’t Provide Funding For A Fire Engine And Now He’s Blaming The Firefighters

Because when one of his Facebook friends shared it, he was suffering from some serious post traumatic turtle induced butthurt:

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Ahh yes, the “Turtleboy is not a trusted source” cry. A classic refrain from the mainstream media when we tell the truth about stories that they’re too gutless to. Keep in mind, this ding-dong fancies himself a “reporter” who can be “trusted” to give readers a fair and balanced take. Yet he’s basically 1,000% in the bag for Mayor Morse:

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Yup, nothing biased about that!!

 

Here’s an indisputable fact – Alex Morse could’ve made sure an extra fire engine was operational near the deadly fire that killed three people. But he didn’t. If you don’t think an extra fire engine could’ve been used to put out a fire, then you’re an idiot. Especially since firefighters from Holyoke are insisting that it would have made a difference:

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Instead he chose to hold rallies against imaginary hate speech, which he then turned into an immediate cash grab by writing an email to supporters asking for donations. Because he’s a useless idiot who gets elected by playing identity politics.

Since people stopped paying attention to the unemployed “freelancer,” he started kicking it up a notch by talking about upcoming defamation suits Turtleboy will be facing:

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It’s true. Bloggers aren’t protected by the First Amendment. We learned that in blogger school. WordPress doesn’t even allow you to open up an account unless you provide proof of your $1 million liability policy. Definitely.

Then there’s this winner:

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We’ve been called a lot of things before – racist, sexist, transphobic, fat, ugly – but “blasphemous” is a first. I think the word he was looking for was “slanderous,” although we have written a lot of sacrilegious and ungodly blogs, so maybe he’s right.

Speaking of blasphemous, what the hell is this thing he’s got going on his chin:

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No. Just no. Stop it. Under no circumstances should a man ever shave a landing strip onto his face. It looks like he’s created a funnel for his drool, which in turn has created something that he thinks resembles a beard.

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That in and of itself should be a hate crime. Because I hate looking at it.

What we do know about Nicholas Leduc is this – he’s Alex Morse’s idiot cousin. And he became a huge embarrassment to Alex in 2014 when was arrested for drunk driving in a CITY OWNED vehicle that Mayor Morse lent to him. Ya got that? The Mayor gave the keys to a taxpayer funded vehicle to his drunk cousin. It’s surprising to see Nicholas Duclos defend his cousin like this. Especially since big cuz sold him down the river the second he got in trouble:

Although Duclos said his cousin gave him permission to take the car, Morse told police otherwise. When he realized his keys were missing, Morse called the police. In a statement to the press, Morse said he felt “betrayed and disappointed” by his cousin’s behavior. “Nick made a stupid decision and he should have known there was absolutely no reason for him to have taken the car,” said Morse, who added that he still loves his cousin.

So let me get this straight drunk Nicky insists that Alex gave him the keys while they were at a bar together. Then when the press wants to know why he’d do such a thing, Alex immediately calls him a liar and says the keys went “missing.” Also known as “stolen,” which would make such a crime the same thing as stealing a car. Good thing you’ve got his back Nicky!!

But please, tell me more about how Turtleboy is the media outlet that can’t be trusted. Because I don’t see any corruption coming out of Holyoke. None. Things are going great there. LOL.

Anyway, Alex Morse is running for re-election in November. He won a pretty close race in 2015. We don’t know the first thing about Holyoke politics. But what Turtleboy does care about is revenge, winning, and helping good people. And the good people of Holyoke obviously want him out, so we’re going to support whoever runs against him. Put up a decent candidate and we will get behind them 1,000%. We’ve overthrown too many people to count in peaceful, democratic revolutions. It’s time to add Alex Morse to the Turtleboy Sports graveyard.

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23 Comment(s)
  • Lenny from LA
    June 12, 2017 at 9:44 pm

    Alex loves to get plowed by underage black cock. Ask Rory. It’s true.

  • Barney Miller
    June 8, 2017 at 2:38 am

    This douch unemployed “freelance” reporter Dennis couldn’t even get a full time job with the Chicopee Register – a free weekly rag that nobody reads! I beat him out for the post back in 2015, quickly realized just how much the gig sucked and moved on after a month and even then they STILL didn’t hire him! Now I see why!

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    January 13, 2017 at 1:55 am

    I think we found Joe Petty’s fat brother standing next to him holding that shovel… yikes!

  • Mike Donlon
    January 8, 2017 at 8:23 pm

    Dick pick attach advertisements. Business must be good.

  • Kid Candle
    January 7, 2017 at 3:25 pm

    Hohenberger! Is this kid candle? One blow and he’s out! Either he or his twin (can’t recall which) decided they could box one year. Did Golden Gloves. Was knocked out in 30 seconds. Lol. Bet it’s him.

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    January 7, 2017 at 3:09 pm

    I wasn’t aware this was a theocracy and you could be charged with blasphemy.

    Well… I suppose if Mitch McConnell got his way…

  • Plaissance pissed himself
    January 7, 2017 at 2:30 pm

    Great job Turtleboy. The idiot freelancer really belongs working for Masslive with the other idiot, Plaisance.

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      January 7, 2017 at 3:46 pm

      Nah. Send them to Worcester Magazine with all the other monkeys with typewriters.

  • Liz Warren
    January 7, 2017 at 11:58 am

    What can you get with a Umass Amherst Journalism degree and $1.00?

    Try the dollar menu at McDonalds.

  • Tha poop hole loophole
    January 7, 2017 at 10:40 am

    I just want to know who’s the smoke show wit the big ta-ta’s in the “turtleboy graveyard” pic?

  • whatevuh
    WHATEVUH
    January 7, 2017 at 5:14 am

    Are they kissing cousins? They both look as queer as a 3-dollar bill

  • FatFingr Lou
    January 6, 2017 at 5:07 pm

    Cousin Nick looks more like the free-lancer

  • Pitiful spin time
    January 6, 2017 at 4:13 pm

    It’s obvious, it’s fear based and they’re scared. Trying to regain control of the situation. Way too late for that.

  • BlackandWhite
    January 6, 2017 at 3:10 pm

    Defamation is really hard to prove. And expensive.

  • KimberlyS
    KJDS
    January 6, 2017 at 3:06 pm

    The First Amendment doesn’t apply to bloggers? Wait . . . What?

    I’m pretty sure the First Amendment applies to all Americans, but, I didn’t go to UMass-Amherst, so what do I know.

    Fool.

    • JoeMomma
      January 6, 2017 at 4:27 pm

      I went to UMass Amherst and knew that but then again, I had a real major

  • karen dont like sharing
    January 6, 2017 at 2:59 pm

    he look like a pickle smoker

  • The Poof
    January 6, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    I guess the “cousin rule” doesn’t apply when you’re both male.

  • Talisman
    January 6, 2017 at 2:11 pm

    Turtleboy, I believe he is speaking of your blaspheming and infideling against the religion of Presslam. You see, Presstitutes and libturds get really upset when someone else reports facts that shine a revealing light on one of their preferred butt-suckers. Therefore, an internet lawsuit is in order and, when you are found guilty, they’ll chop off your little turtle feet (or is it flippers?) whilst yelling Alohahooo Snackbar.

  • Kevin Lynch
    January 6, 2017 at 1:49 pm

    TOTALLY WOULD BE THE ENGINE ON THAT TRAIN WITH ALL THREE OF THEM… SMOOCHES ALEX! <3 KEVIN

    • David G
      January 6, 2017 at 4:03 pm

      Choo choo baby

  • Paul Larson
    January 6, 2017 at 1:43 pm

    “As in everything, nature is the best instructor.”
    ― Adolf Hitler

    I have studied martial arts and healing practices from the monks in Shandong province China since my rebirth in 1473. My American mother (of the 16th incarnation of my spirt) was an itinerant laborer in the electronics industry in 1947, and my father was an abusive alcoholic with a predilection towards midget carny folk. I was routinely thrashed with reeds around my perineum and testicular sack by my German governess in a nightly ritual to cleanse impure sexual urges towards tiny hairless Mexican cats. I learned to emulate the snake and ram from Huang Zongxi during the Ming Dynasty and that allowed my to provide security support to the Worcester Hospital nurses during a knife attack by my high school nemesis, Johnny “Flash” Bigsby, upon my return as a black ops sniper from Vietnam, earning me the WPD Commissioners citation.

    Paul Larson

    • Mayor Joe Petty
      January 6, 2017 at 2:21 pm

      Wow Paul, you really buried the lead on your resume. I had no idea that you were an expert in anchient Chinese martial and healing arts as well as a philosopher and American history expert. If only you were a Democrat. You would climb the ranks of Jim McGovern’s crime family in no time flat. If you’re willing to say some stuff without meaning it I’m sure we could have you elected. PM me if interested

      Joe Petty

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