Meanwhile In Worcester, Here’s A Guy Grabbing Moby Trick’s Twin Hams Through Her Boy Shorts On Main Street
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Thanks to the clouds in the sky today, this is the closest Worcesterites got to seeing a total eclipse. And if you stare at it for too long you will go blind too.
Only in Worcester.
Nothing to see here. Just a guy in calico shorts walking through Main South, grabbing a big ol piece of the sweet potato pie he just paid for! Oh, and she’s wearing slippers.
And I guess her robe is in the wash.
God knows where they ended up playing polish the porpoise, but odds are someone urinated on it the night before.
Apparently there have been a number of sightings of these lovebirds around town:
Odds are they were probably just on the way to a Joe Petty standout.
This is why Worcester can’t have nice things.
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