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Meet Dylan Costello: Notorious South Shore Scam Artist Who Pretends To Be A Contractor And Army Vet, Now Using New Girlfriend To Flip Dogs For Breeding

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For months now people have been messaging us about this douche twinkie:

His name is Dylan Costello, a local slugpump from Quincy with the “disease” that makes him scam everyone and their mother on the south shore. And I mean the ENTIRE south shore. There are very few communities in which he is not well known at this point, as the guy who pretends to be an army veteran who whores himself out as a licensed contractor.

He claimed he opened up a “business” (he didn’t) and has been doing contracting work for 15 years, even though he appears to be no older than 25. There’s nothing his imaginary business can’t do either. From landscaping, to painting, flooring, to masonry….

To snow removal

Junk removal, basement clean outs, plumbing, carpentry….

To weedwacking, leaf cleanups, power washing, gutter cleaning, sanding, waterproofing decks…

(“fully insured” lol)

To tree removals

He even pretends to have a “crew” that will give you “same day service.”

Is there anything this boy wonder can’t do?

You’ll notice that his name is greyed out in several of those groups because he’s been banned in almost all of them. He purports himself to be a respected member of the community by offering discounts for veterans and first responders. You’ll also notice that he has a different phone number to call every time he posts, which totally isn’t shady at all.

Nevertheless he still manages to steal a lot of money from people by pretending to be a good ol’ boy from Quincy, and a young and loving father looking to provide for his child.

Except this is what he does to people:

Most people generally have the same story. He solicited them in a community page, came over and gave an estimate for whatever job they needed done (he can literally do anything), then he asks for around 20% up front, tells you he lost the check so you’ll write another one, cashes them both, and then you never see or hear from him again because he has so many burner phones.

In fairness, take a lap if you fell for it. If you took five minutes out of your day to research this boob, or just put your thinking cap on, then you’ll see that this doesn’t pass the smell test. But he preys on people who aren’t that skeptical and want to support a “veteran,” from Quincy raising his crotch fruit and contributing to the local economy.

Human. Garbage.

And please, spare me your “it’s a disease” nonsense. This shitwad is diabolical. He’s not out snatching purses like a respectable junkie. He’s using social media to repeatedly prey on the elderly, disabled, and others who are more likely to need help and be trusting.

He jumps from town to town so it’s hard for the cops to find him, and he’s in and out of jail. He reemerged last week with a Super Bowl special.

But he’s got a new trick up his sleeve this time. A girlfriend/partner.

And she’s added a new twist to his scamming repertoire – dog flipping. Last week they “rescued” a doberman named Sasha.

Then the other day she posted that same dog for sale on Facebook, claiming the dog could be used for breeding, and saying that she was selling the dog because her landlord wouldn’t let her have a dog.

She said she got the dog from a rescue on February 4. Rescue dogs are always neutered and can’t be used for breeding. And obviously she didn’t get a new landlord in the last week who suddenly decided that this dog she loved so much couldn’t stay with them. It’s one thing to scam people by pretending to do work you have no intention of doing. It’s another thing altogether to do this to innocent animals. Of course Dylan is just using this girl because he’s too notorious for anyone to take him seriously, and he’s banned from all the groups. She doesn’t have that problem. Yet. But she seems like a more than willing partner in crime.

Plus, anyone who would ever willingly play bury the broomstick with this chud

Has questionable moral character to begin with.

Then again, this is Mom:

“That’s my baby. Good,bad,indiffent.ill always have his back.No Matter how much HE FCK s up.he is starting to take the heat.he can be a angle when he wants.nows e time”

Oh he’s got an angle alright.

When your own mother has to preface everything she says about you with, “No matter how much he fucks up,” you know you’re a loser. And please, for the love of God, can someone tell Mom that you have to hit the space bar after you use a period? Oy vey.

Also, his Twitter account is the greatest display of irony I’ve ever seen.

Quincy does indeed have some grimy people in it. Starting with you fat boi.

 

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25 Comment(s)
  • Greg
    March 26, 2019 at 1:04 am

    So the “police discount” is a police screening method and the “senior discount” means he’s found his prey. This tells him all he needs to know before he commits the crime. Oh, the mind of a criminal. Maybe if the dude actually worked he’s loose the weight.

  • Wow just wow
    March 6, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    I had to see what his mother looked like and here is her most recent fb post. Apple…tree. Anyone who could scam elderly people is a special kind of disgusting.
    *ATTENTION*
    ANYONE WHO THINKS THEY TALKED TO ME IN THE LAST 17 HOURS IT WAS NOT ME NOT ME. I WENT AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGMENT & ALLOWED MY MY JUNKIE EX ROBERT MERCHANT WHO IS MY DAUGHTERS FATHER STAY UNTIL THE END OF THE MONTH DUE TO HIS 90LBS SKELETAL APPEARANCE W/THE CONDITION HE PAY ME $50. A WEEK & BUY HIS OWN FOOD. I IMMEDIATELY REGRETTED IT DUE TO REALLY BELIEVING HE’S ENTITLED TO EVERYTHING THAT IS ME & NARCISSISTIC WAYS. “PERSONALITY DISORDER CLUSTER B” AFTER A 2 DAY COKE BENDER HE SLITHERED IN MY DOOR PERFORMING A ROLE I KNOW WELL. AFTER I ASKED HIM FOR SOME RENT HE ANNOUNCED SINCE HE’S BEEN HERE OFF & ON FOR 2 WEEKS & SINCE I ALREADY PAYED THE RENT HE SHOULDN’T HAVE TO PAY ME SQUAT. STUPIDLY I HIT THE ROOF SINCE HE USED THAT SAME EXCUSE THE ENTIRE 10 YEARS I WIPED HIS ASS. AFTER AN INTENSE ARGUMENT HE BEGAN HITTING ME & TACKLING ME TO THE FLOOR PUTTING A KNIFE TO MY THROAT PROMISING TO KILL ME. AFTER LETTING ME GO TO MY ROOM & SIT DOWN HE THEN DEMANDED ORAL SEX FORCING HIS LIMP PENIS IN MY MOUTH, I IMMEDIATELY BIT DOWN AS HARD AS I COULD & THAT WAS THE LAST THING I REMEMBER. BETWEEN MY EXHAUSTING 2WEEKS & HIS PUNCH I WOKE UP 17 HOURS LATER & TIP TOED FROM MY ROOM TO FIND MY KITCHEN DOUSED WITH SODA, EMPTY 2 LITER SODA BOTTLES CRUSHED ON THE FLOOR, GARBAGE & BARREL TIPPED & EMPTIED. HE ATE WHAT LITTLE FOOD I HAD ALREADY SO HE TEARED APART WHAT WAS THERE SPOILING THE REST. STOVE WAS PULLED OUT & SIDEWAYS & AS IF TAKING MY QUARTERS FOR LAUNDRY WASN’T SLEEZY ENOUGH, HE TOOK ALL MY LOVE LETTERS I RECEIVED & IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING TO MY SWEETIE. I COULDN’T FIND MY PHONE ANYWHERE. AND WHEN BOB MERCHANT IS AROUND THINGS ALWAYS SEEM TO DISAPPEAR. I THEN PUSHED OPEN THE LIVING ROOM DOOR TO FIND HIM JERKING OFF TO WHOMEVER HE WAS PRETENDING TO BE ME WITH! AFTER ANOTHER PHYSICAL ARGUMENT I WAS ABLE TO GET MY PHONE BACK. FROM WHAT HE HAPPILY TOLD ME HE SPENT THE DAY PRETENDING TO BE ME TO EVERYONE ON MY TEXT STRIP & WHO EVER SENT ME A FACEBOOK MESSAGE, EVEN CALLING A GENTLEMAN THAT I HAD RECENTLY MADE FRIENDS WITH & TALKING DIRTY. HE SAID HE TOLD EVERYONE I WAS A JUNKY WHORE AND THAT WAS APPARENTLY USING ALL THE BOYFRIENDS I “DON’T” HAVE TO BUY ME FURNITURE FOR MY NOW TRASHED APARTMENT. THE ONLY THING THAT BROUGHT ME TO TEARS WAS THE KNIFE MARKS HE PUT IN THE WALL OF THE APARTMENT I FINALLY AQUIRED AFTER AN INTENSE 3 YEAR BID ON STREETS WHERE HE HIMSELF PUT ME BY MAKING A DIRTY DEAL W/THE PROPERTY MANAGER OF MY COMPLEX & HIS COUSIN A BRAINTREE POLICE DETECTIVE FOR A GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD. FOR THE RECORD I HAD SINCE PROVED MY COMPLEX MANAGER & THE POLICE HAD LIED TWICE IN 2 SEPARATE INFORMAL HEARINGS IN BOSTON. I HATE HAVING TO AIR MY DIRTY LAUNDRY BUT THE FACT THAT HE BROUGHT MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS INTO IT AND MOST LIKELY EMBARRASSING A FEW & TELLING THEM I WAS JUNKY WHORE IS. I’M POSTING A PICTURE OF THE WALL HE SO CARELESSLY DAMAGED & THE BOX OF NEEDLES HE USES TO SHOOT IN HIS ARMS, LEGS & ASS WHATEVER HE CAN MAKE DISSOLVE. AGAIN I APOLOGIZE FOR POSTING BUT I’M SO ASHAMED & ANGRY AT MYSELF FOR STILL CARING ABOUT HIS WELL BEING & ALLOWING IN MY LIFE AGAIN AFTER HIS FINAL ACT OF BETRAYAL WHICH WAS AGREEING TO GO ALONG WITH THE DIRTY DEAL. PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY TO WHOMEVER HE STRUNG ALONG… I’M SORRY GUYS…. I TAGGED SOME OF YOU IN HOPES OF UNFORTUNATELY SPREADING THE WORD TO MY FRIENDS WHO HE CONTACTED AND DISGRACED ME TO, FEEL FREE TO DELETE IT FROM YOUR TIMELINE IF MY POST UPSETS YOU AS MUCH AS IT UPSETS ME… Sorry again guys!

  • Think, People
    February 15, 2019 at 12:35 am

    TB, go onto Everything Randolph and catch the dumpster fire with Morgan dancing in the flames. Her story changes every post.

    Why does everyone keep calling them out as scammers when you could STFU and lure shitboi in for one of his free estimates and at least get your pound of flesh, if not whatever cash he has on him?
    If he beat me for the amounts some of you got taken for, I would want to (WANT TO, not the same as saying it is what I WOULD DO) get some satisfaction.

  • Sergeant "Mac" Eliot
    February 14, 2019 at 8:16 pm

    You’re scammin’ us, mothefucker. I don’t care who you are but for $500 dollars, I’ll find your ass, I’ll bleed ya real quiet. Leave ya there die. Got that?

  • Torah! Torah! Torah!
    February 14, 2019 at 7:26 pm

    Just another lump in the bag of coal. This kids gonna end up getting beat to an inch of his life. It’s coming, you can see it. The girlfriend is ok, but he’s gonna ruin her

  • Masshole de la Masshole
    February 14, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    “Dog breeding “ “contracting” “clean outs” keywords meaning they’ll clean you out. “South Shore” = Brockton , a city that occupies about 45 minutes of a 60 minute local newscast every night.

  • JJ
    February 14, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    I wish I had the kids number. I would ask him to do a free estimate for some non existent job at my house in the middle of east bum. Then I would beat the junk box out of him.

    0o00oO, so sorry officer friendly. I came home to find him on my property trying to steal my copper gutters. I told him to leave and he pulled that huge knife on me. Officer friendly, I was scared for my life. I didnt know what to do. I was just trying to protect my self and my home. I was really afraid for my life sir. He was running after me with that 17″ knife when I asked him politely to leave. Look sir he cut me with that knife. I need medical attention. I’m going to need stitches sir. Oww ahh o0o ouch it hurts really bad sir.

    Or just blow his brains out all over the drive way. Will probably save me from hipagonnasifflehepasourouscrexneedleaids if I were to punch his teeth in.

    And what’s with these assholes and their free estimations. You silly fucks, if you have to advertise that you’re definitely a shitty contractor. When is the stupid going to end?

    • Vigilante Sympathizer
      February 14, 2019 at 7:17 pm

      Not worth the effort. The ammo is like $10 alone.

  • The Glaze Master
    February 14, 2019 at 6:15 pm

    What does she see in that dude?

    I’d fuck that girl until my dick was completely raw

    • Pervoman
      February 14, 2019 at 7:19 pm

      No shit huh? Must have a cobra in his pants.

  • Drago
    February 14, 2019 at 5:54 pm

    Where’s Abbott?

  • WeRFuked
    February 14, 2019 at 4:53 pm

    Dicklan, can you have Morgan make me a video wearing that cheerleader costume? Does she have Skype?

  • Big Wick
    February 14, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    Good Lord, where to start? 1) “No job to large or to small…”; 2) must have been home-schooled, based on his mom’s command of English grammar; 3) Morgan’s kinda pretty, but those baggy black sweats are suspicious; 4) That Rian Waters / Elvis Presley lip sneer, SO SEXY!; 5) Plows snow in “Paken lots” – and that CAN’T be an auto-correct! Hey, Dylan, you be paken a lot of $#!+, I hope ALL your victims catch up to you. Better be watchin’ yer back, some of them might not wait for Small Claims Court.

  • KarmaQueenz
    February 14, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    I hear His momma is a piece of work too.. got caught stealing at the grocery store cuz porky needed more food

  • February 14, 2019 at 4:21 pm

    Is this the same pole smoker that was on FB two years ago looking for sweaty man ass?

  • Doctor Detroit
    February 14, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    Why doesn’t fatty just pimp that blonde bitch out. He can also sell her on Facebook and Twitter. That’s bound to make everyone happy. It’s only a matter of time anyway
    Love Brokers

    • Huggy Bear
      February 14, 2019 at 4:08 pm

      I hope that girl’s relatives read this and get her away from him. I know the above post was meant as humor but it’s going to become reality at some point if this poor girl stays with this scumbag.

  • Al Czervik
    February 14, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    Now I know why tigers eat their young (eye roll).

    • Y
      February 14, 2019 at 4:05 pm

  • What a douche
    February 14, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    What a fat looking dope. I don’t know how had a more punchable face this doughy twat or Rian Waters.

  • z
    February 14, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    New Girlfriend to flip dogs for breeding.

    Is that the word these days? Flip instead of fluff?
    I suppose that probably is a legit career.
    Time is money at the kennel and you have to get them ready.

  • Y
    February 14, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    Two fat junkies…how does that happen? They’re scamming good!

  • Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
    February 14, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    And why can’t you have jelly donuts Private Pyle ?

    Because you are a disgusting fat body!!

  • Quincy Adams
    February 14, 2019 at 3:09 pm

    The effort it takes for his scams I think he would e better off just doing the jobs. Unless he is just an unskilled fuck In that case he is just a piece of shit. Karma will catch up with him.

    • Finance Guy
      February 14, 2019 at 7:24 pm

      Watch American Greed and wonder why these assholes could have made millions legitimately but were too lazy and ended up with 20 year prison sentences.

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